Round ID: 229333
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 53 minutes and 46.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.2%
    Total Population: 30

    Evacuation Rate: 12 (40%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 11 (36.7%)
    Survival Rate: 18 (60%)
    First Death: Clyde Rosensteel, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (187,47,3). Damage taken: 206/5/0/2.66667.
    Threat level: 52
    Threat left: 21
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Heretic Smuggler: -6 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
CoolerThanYouBot (Played by: FishWithHumanTeeth22) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Default Android-173 (Played by: gijoe2) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The other antagonists were:
Refrence was Jimmy Lin the Roboticist and died
Objective #1: yourue moth
The moth was successful!

JoeNamath was Ascendant God Tider and died
Objective #1: Steal things.
Objective #2: Don't kill anyone.
Objective #3: Survive until the end.
The Unstoppable God Tider was successful!

The traitors were:
Sherrye was Lurks-In-Tunnels the Atmospheric Technician and died

Lurks-In-Tunnels was an MI13 agent.
(used 34 TC) [Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.
]
[Syndicate Revolver (53% off!)
6 TC
Waffle Co.'s modernized Syndicate revolver. Fires 7 brutal rounds of .357 Magnum. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[Smoke Grenades
2 TC
A box that contains five smoke grenades. Useful for vanishing and ninja fans with katana.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]
[Slipocalypse Clusterbang
3 TC
A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario!
]


Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Chabue Xuga, the Head of Personnel. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 940.65 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

JoeNamath was Chip Fisher the Paramedic and died

Chip Fisher was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, specialised contractor baton, and three randomly selected low cost items. Can include otherwise unobtainable items.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Jadon Garrison, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Dustan Hache, the Cook. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.


The traitor had a total of 814.83 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent has failed!

Hydrangean was Pongo Monkeson the Roboticist and survived as hatsune mi-go

Pongo Monkeson was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Prevent Andrew Marriman, the Coroner, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Jadon Garrison, the Security Officer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 814.83 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent was successful!

RobloxDown2021 was Syndie Kate the Quartermaster and survived

Syndie Kate was in legal trouble.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Frankie Hauberk, the Chemist. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 814.83 Reputation and 40 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent has failed!

Kidgenius702 was Le Oinque the Mime and had their body destroyed

Le Oinque was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Thermal Imaging Glasses (75% off!)
1 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
[Holoparasites
18 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host.
]
[Disable Telecomms (75% off!)
1 TC
When purchased, a virus will be uploaded to the telecommunication processing servers to temporarily disable themselves. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.
]


Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Dustan Hache, the Cook. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 814.83 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The infiltrator has failed!

ANicePerson1 was Pro Bono the Chemist and died

Pro Bono was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 814.83 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent has failed!

Agux909 was James Cavalet and died

James Cavalet was an MI13 agent.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Prevent Joe Madwell, the Chaplain, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the station blueprints Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 814.83 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

ANicePerson1 was Henderson Rowley and survived

Henderson Rowley was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Graham Stahl, the Janitor, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 814.83 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Doomlolcat was Javier Gibson and survived

Javier Gibson was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 18 TC) [Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword
13 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles.
]


Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Graham Stahl, the Janitor, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 814.83 Reputation and 2 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: evil, Big Brother, vermouth, crabs
The code responses were: eggnog, ninjas, Cargo Gorilla
Medal Commendations:
Chabue Xuga awarded Dustan Hache the Excellence in Bureaucracy Medal! - For being literally the only one who read the anomaly emergency response pamphlet, impressive!
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 2 customers and made 40 credits.
In total, they earned 40 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 22335 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 744.5 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Pongo Monkeson with 1664 cr!