Round ID: 226952
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 34 minutes and 12.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98%
    Total Population: 49

    Evacuation Rate: 22 (44.9%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 20 (40.8%)
    Survival Rate: 39 (79.6%)
    First Death: Bernardo Patriota, Assistant, at Engineering (120,97,2). Damage taken: 165/0/0/38.7. Their last words were: "Fuck ... you you bitch i ... hate you ... kill yourself-.."
    Threat level: 18
    Threat left: 2
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Roundstart - Spies: -8 threat
S.C.O.R.E. (Played by: Novaray)'s laws at the end of the round were:
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1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

S.C.O.R.E.'s minions were:
Default Android-297 (Played by: pyrocattrue)
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
Someone became obsessed!
Dos Gorblos was Sean Dean the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Murder Carl Serrated, Bobby Bartholomew's coworker. Fail.
Objective #2: Take a photo of Bobby Bartholomew while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #3: Hug Bobby Bartholomew 6 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Bobby Bartholomew, the Assistant. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 6 seconds being near Bobby Bartholomew!
The Obsessed has failed!

The spies were:
Btcbuster was Joe Madwell the Chief Medical Officer and died
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Ensure the station's efforts to solve a crime turn out dirty.
Objective #2: Invoke a mutiny against the heads of staff.
Objective #3: Stay alive off station. Do not go to CentCom. Fail.

Glueball was Carl Serrated the Assistant and survived
- They completed 9 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Syndicate Jaws of Life, Reverse Bear Trap, Bulldog Shotgun, Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin, CNS Rebooter Implant, Radio Jammer, Polarized Contact Lenses, Freedom Implant and Energy Sword
Objective #1: Ensure no agents flee the station burning.
Objective #2: Invoke a mutiny against the heads of staff.
Objective #3: Assassinate a high profile crewmember without being caught.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

JSlayer1212 was Jiven Jivenson the Assistant and survived
- They completed 4 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Tram Remote Control, Stealth Belt, Megaphone and Syndicate Tome
Objective #1: Invoke a mutiny against the heads of staff.
Objective #2: Make it difficult but not impossible to escape the station.
Objective #3: Take control of the station as the new Captain.
Objective #4: Die a glorious death. Fail.

Fatcat9999pounds was Manny Barnes the Curator and had their body destroyed
- They completed 6 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Energy Dagger, Syndicate Tome, Slipocalypse Clusterbang, Advanced Plastic Surgery Program, Tactical Deniability Implant and F.R.A.M.E. disk
Objective #1: Ensure no heads of staff evacuate the station.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.

kidgenius702 was Jose Shah the Station Engineer and survived
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Combat Gloves Plus and Syndicate First Medic Kit
Objective #1: Steal as many tools as you can.
Objective #2: Ensure no litterers succeed in their objectives.
Objective #3: Nothing
Objective #4: Stay alive off station. Do not go to CentCom. Fail.

The traitors were:
X900 was Cubato Tomson the Chaplain and survived

Cubato Tomson was an MI13 agent.
(used 18 TC) [F.R.A.M.E. disk (25% off!)
3 TC
When inserted into a tablet, this cartridge gives you five messenger viruses which when used cause the targeted tablet to become a new uplink with zero TCs, and immediately become unlocked. You will receive the unlock code upon activating the virus, and the new uplink may be charged with telecrystals normally. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]


Objective #1: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Deangello Terris, the Roboticist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 974.29 Reputation and 3 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: gravity generator room, toolbelts, evil
The code responses were: irish coffee, Curator, sopping
Medal Commendations:
Cubato Tomson awarded Zips-The-Lips the The OrdoM Memorial Medal For Excellence in Paperwork! - best mime
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 588066 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 12001.3 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Bobo with 501225 cr!