Round ID: 225553
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 19 minutes and 48.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 93.3%
    Total Population: 48
    Survival Rate: 11 (22.9%)
    First Death: Funni Paul Lee, Clown, at Central Primary Hallway (113,113,2). Damage taken: 145.9/0/0/70.9.
    Threat level: 73
    Threat left: 19
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Roundstart - Malfunctioning AI: -18 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Revenant: -5 threat
        Midround - Space Ninja: -8 threat
        Midround - Alien Infestation: -10 threat
        Midround - Blob Infection: -10 threat
HAPPI (Played by: Void Slayer)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
0: Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

HAPPI's minions were:
S.P.O.D.E.R. (Played by: Excalibot) (Deactivated),
Murder Hobo Jr. (Played by: Cutplays) (Deactivated),
GLITCH (Played by: maximumlol) (Deactivated),
Murder Hobo Jr. (Played by: cutplays) (Deactivated),
Murder Hobo Jr. (Played by: cutplays) (Deactivated),
Default Android-270 (Played by: justright0),
AK-47 115 Camo (Played by: satanonwheels) (Deactivated),
Default Android-259 (Played by: sushisalad) (Deactivated),
Murder Hobo Jr. (Played by: cutplays) (Deactivated)
The Aliens were:
The blobs were:
Heyitsohjay was Wislon-Arsh the Assistant and survived as Blob Overmind (157)
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Success!
The Blob Infection was successful!

The other antagonists were:
Thonk was revenant (657) the Revenant and survived
Objective #1: Absorb 599 points of essence from humans. Success!
Objective #2: Heed and obey the requests of the dead, provided that carrying them out wouldn't be too inconvenient or self-destructive. Success!
The Revenant was successful!

Xlink97 was Solidus Iga the Space Ninja and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Use your gloves to convert at least one cyborg to aid you in sabotaging the station. Fail.
Objective #2: Use your gloves on a research & development server to sabotage research efforts. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #3: Use your gloves to doorjack 38 airlocks on the station. Fail.
Objective #4: Detonate your starter bomb in Garden. Note that the bomb will not work anywhere else! Fail.
Objective #5: Use your gloves on a security console to set everyone to arrest at least once. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #6: Use your gloves on a communication console in order to bring another threat to the station. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #7: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Space Ninja has failed!

cutplays was blobbernaut (681) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

AutonomousAnonymous was blobbernaut (72) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

The traitors were:
Void Slayer was HAPPI the AI and died

Objective #1: Assassinate Kayla Peterson, the Chief Medical Officer. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Faleena Rosa-Cantina, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Fail.
The malfunctioning ai has failed!

UwUer was Uwumi the Cargo Technician and had their body destroyed

Uwumi was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 46 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card (66% off!)
1 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][Double-Bladed Energy Sword (53% off!)
6 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Elite Syndicate MODsuit
16 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.][Holoparasites
18 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host.]

Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Hyper L Wilson, the Chemist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 1192.31 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

AutonomousAnonymous was Paul Zalack the Assistant and died

Paul Zalack was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 19 TC) [Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.][Hypnotic Grenade
12 TC
A modified flashbang grenade able to hypnotize targets. The sound portion of the flashbang causes hallucinations, and will allow the flash to induce a hypnotic trance to viewers.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Effie Woollard, the Bartender. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 787 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The infiltrator has failed!


The code phrases were: Grant Simmons, badness, steak, sad
The code responses were: cabbages, vital, Kira Eliza
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 34205 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 712.604 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Rory MacTavish with 1402 cr!