Round ID: 223897
    Shift Duration: 35 minutes and 51 seconds
    Station Integrity: 100%
    Total Population: 43

    Evacuation Rate: 23 (53.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 16 (37.2%)
    Survival Rate: 32 (74.4%)
    First Death: Kem Kenaki, Assistant, at Cargo Bay (45,150,2). Damage taken: 104.1/0/0/96.6.
    Threat level: 54
    Threat left: 34
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Nuclear Emergency: -20 threat
C.R.A.B (Played by: Hydrangean)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
Valentine Operatives:
Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disk and killed the Valentine Operatives

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 110 TC) [CQC Equipment Case (Very Hard)
14 TC
Contains a manual that instructs you in the ways of CQC, or Close Quarters Combat. Comes with a stealth implant, a pack of smokes and a snazzy bandana (use it with the hat stabilizers in your MODsuit).
]
[Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.
]
[MODsuit Energy Shield Module
8 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can stop a single impact before needing to recharge. Used wisely, this module will keep you alive for a lot longer.
]
[Syndicate Medical Cyborg (40% off!)
21 TC
A combat medical cyborg. Has limited offensive potential, but makes more than up for it with its support capabilities. It comes equipped with a nanite hypospray, a medical beamgun, combat defibrillator, full surgical kit including an energy saw, an emag, pinpointer and flash. Thanks to its organ storage bag, it can perform surgery as well as any humanoid. Normally costs 35 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.
]
[Experimental Syndicate Teleporter (75% off!)
2 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.
]
[C-20r Submachine Gun Case (Easy)
14 TC
A fully-loaded Scarborough Arms bullpup submachine gun. The C-20r fires .45 rounds with a 24-round magazine and is compatible with suppressors. Comes with spare three magazines.
]
[Syndicate Revolver Case (Moderate)
14 TC
Waffle Co.'s modernized Syndicate revolver. Fires 7 brutal rounds of .357 Magnum. A classic operative weapon, brought to the modern era. Comes with 3 additional speedloaders of .357.
]
[Medbeam Gun Module (53% off!)
7 TC
A wonder of Syndicate engineering, the Medbeam gun module, or Medi-Gun enables a medic to keep his fellow operatives in the fight, even while under fire. Don't cross the streams! Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[Core Equipment Box (Essential)
22 TC
This box contains an airlock authentification override card, a MODsuit energy shield module, a C-4 explosive charge, a freedom implant and a stimpack injector. The most important support items for most operatives to succeed in their mission, bundled together. It is highly recommend you buy this kit. Note: This bundle is not at a discount. You can purchase all of these items separately. You do not NEED these items, but most operatives fail WITHOUT at least SOME of these items. More experienced operatives can do without.
]
The valentines were:
Whitaker Davis date failed!

Kem Kenaki date failed!

Slappy date failed!

Crung E. Beepo date failed!

Will Eat Floor Pills protected its date

William Dornan date failed!

Seraphima Aurelius protected its date

Alejandro Martinez protected its date

Wilson Rash date failed!

Mike Eggbert protected its date

Taro Ham protected its date

Hacks-The-Doors protected its date

C.R.A.B protected its date

David Bord protected its date

Ani Myu protected its date

Conner Rennoc protected its date

Finn Saylor date failed!

Launce Lloyd protected its date

Bell Finkle date failed!

Roza Kane protected its date

Harvy Klownington protected its date

BigJoney was Kat Clamala the Cargo Technician and died
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Heartbreaker was successful!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 20806 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 483.86 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Harvy Klownington with 950 cr!