Round ID: 223849
    Shift Duration: 56 minutes and 32.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.3%
    Total Population: 79

    Evacuation Rate: 44 (55.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 37 (46.8%)
    Survival Rate: 68 (86.1%)
    First Death: Gay Johnson, Atmospheric Technician, at 2nd Floor Aft Starboard Maint (188,140,3). Damage taken: 149.4/0/0/55.8. Their last words were: "my nuts itch..."
    Threat level: 27
    Threat left: 12
    Executed rules:
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Space Dragon: -7 threat
Inland Empire (Played by: Trexter555)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Anyone who is an immediate threat to the life of Maximillian Cherry is nonhuman.
Total law changes: 1

Inland Empire's minions were:
Serendipitous (Played by: Chocodemon),
Broski MK1.5 (Played by: Sergei_Chanka),
Default Cyborg-168 (Played by: Mushroom2),
NEXUS (Played by: NexusLeader)
The space dragons were:
DozLocke was Spyro the Space Dragon and died
Objective #1: Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. Your possible rift locations are: Prison Work Room, Research Director's Office, Transfer Centre, Evidence Storage and Teleporter Room Fail.
The Space Dragon has failed!

The Space Dragon was assisted by:


The traitors were:
Dos Gorblos was The Last Word the Mime and survived

The Last Word was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 19 TC) [Guide to Advanced Mimery Series
12 TC
The classical two part series on how to further hone your mime skills. Upon studying the series, the user should be able to make 3x1 invisible walls, and shoot bullets out of their fingers. Obviously only works for Mimes.
]
[Combat Bakery Kit
7 TC
A kit of clandestine baked weapons. Contains a baguette which a skilled mime could use as a sword, a pair of throwing croissants, and the recipe to make more on demand. Once the job is done, eat the evidence.
]


Objective #1: Destroy Inland Empire, the experimental AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Terrell Wilkerson, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 566.67 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The infiltrator has failed!

Rambo66872 was Ed Foster the Assistant and died

Ed Foster was a Champion of Evil!
(used 15 TC) [No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.
]
[Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.
]


Objective #1: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Dirk Matthews, the Head of Security. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 566.67 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent has failed!


The code phrases were: Head of Security, icy, glowing
The code responses were: Jamari Vader, radioactive, engineering foyer, homosexual
The valentines were:
Mike Murdock date failed!

Layzal Ascelin date failed!

Harvey Dean protected its date

Samuel Stewart protected its date

Drops-The-Ball date failed!

Zara Niranjan protected its date

Ronald McBurns date failed!

Robin Banks protected its date

Hans Weirich protected its date

Maddie protected its date

Lila Waldron protected its date

Broski MK1.5 protected its date

Jiven Jivenson protected its date

David Bord protected its date

Gay Johnson protected its date

Ununseptium LXXVII protected its date

Gus Tlen protected its date

Manley Jyllian protected its date

Dave Housenburg Wharf protected its date

Georgio Biondini protected its date

Fabian Rowley protected its date

feral regal rat (587) date failed!

Jim Conrad protected its date

Bryan Somner protected its date

Acco date failed!

Bryce Jackson protected its date

Jeremiah Benford protected its date

Jose Shah protected its date

Gustavo Johnson protected its date

Mikhail Urayuli protected its date

Ant Adam protected its date

Johnny Jim protected its date

Inland Empire protected its date

Maximilian Cherry protected its date

Wolf Muddler protected its date

Aiden Lee protected its date

Frankie Hauberk date failed!

Mota-Ma protected its date

Tim Byrne protected its date

Shane Rockwell protected its date

Hacks-The-Doors protected its date

Whitaker Davis date failed!

James McBride protected its date

Micheal Thomas date failed!

Kante protected its date

Siro Yamamuchi date failed!

Jack Red protected its date

Serendipitous protected its date

Wex Hax date failed!

Carl Johansynan protected its date

Kendra Hunter protected its date

Zaex Croatar protected its date

Mike Eggbert protected its date

Default Cyborg-168 protected its date

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 6 customers and made 150 credits.
In total, they earned 150 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 49957 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 632.367 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Ununseptium LXXVII with 1300 cr!