[2024-01-08 04:14:11.772] Starting up round ID 221844. - ------------------------- [2024-01-08 04:22:18.548] PAPER: Winterseasalt/(Adzi-Cholasistu) wrote to paper: "# CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FOR A SURVEY!!!! BY COMPLETING THIS SURVEY YOU WILL GET CASH PRICE IN EXCHANGE!!!" [2024-01-08 04:23:17.282] PAPER: Winterseasalt/(Adzi-Cholasistu) wrote to paper: "### Answer the following questions underneath the divider, and please label your answers as A1, A2, etc depending on the question." [2024-01-08 04:26:55.684] PAPER: Winterseasalt/(Adzi-Cholasistu) wrote to paper: "1. Who is your favorite captain? Lisa Green, Bryce Jackson, or someone else...? - 2. Who is worse; Fabian Rowley or Clyde Rosensteel? - 3. If you could kill anyone in this station, who would it be? - 3. What is your favorite job? - 4. Do you like Birdshot Station?? - 5. How old are you? - 6. Do you ever read books from the library? - 7. Do you miss being able to behead people? - 8. What is your favorite race? - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" [2024-01-08 04:27:05.375] PAPER: Winterseasalt/(Adzi-Cholasistu) wrote to paper: "-----------------------" [2024-01-08 04:36:46.692] PAPER: MikeYellowGuy/(Ron Kovic) wrote to paper: "2 Clyde Rosensteel" [2024-01-08 04:38:30.542] PAPER: MikeYellowGuy/(Ron Kovic) wrote to paper: "1 Lisa Green 2 Clyde Rosensteel? 3 The wizard 4 Asisstant 5 no 6 I'm 31 7 What are books good for? 8 Yes 9 My favorite race are lizards" [2024-01-08 04:52:20.333] PAPER: Bartholomew Martins has sent a fax with the message "URGENT NOTICE FROM FAXY™ CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS - - Dear Valued User, - - First and foremost, we would like to express our deepest appreciation for your loyalty and commitment to the Faxy™ brand. - - However, in light of certain… anomalies, we ask you to take heed of the following: - - If your Faxy™ machine ever displays a message that reads “DO YOU HEAR ME?” or “CAN YOU SEE?”, immediately disconnect the power source and contact our helpline. Do not respond directly to the fax machine. - - In some isolated cases, machines have been reported to produce unsolicited and potentially disturbing messages. Treat these as software glitches and do not give them any credence. - - Under no circumstances should you leave your Faxy™ machine alone in a dimly lit room, especially between the hours of 11 PM and 3 AM. This is to avoid potential… overheating. - - Lastly, if you hear any unusual sounds emanating from your device, such as soft whispers or rhythmic tapping, please keep a safe distance and contact our service team immediately. - - Your safety and satisfaction are our utmost priorities. We are diligently working to address these isolated reports and ensure that the trust you place in Faxy™ remains unbroken. - - Remember, Faxy™ is here to connect, not to confound. - - Sincerely, - - Faxy™ Customer Relations Team - - P.S.: Do not listen to the whispers./" to NT Complaint Department/central_command. [2024-01-08 05:02:07.939] PAPER: Cyberjunk/(Fabian Rowley) wrote to paper: "1) LISA GREEN (FAMOUS AUTHOR BTW) - 2) THIS QUESTION IS UNFAIR. EVERYONE KNOWS THE RIGHT ANSWER IS CLYDE. - 3) BRYCE JACKSON (CLYDE ROSENSTEEL IS NOT ON STATION) - 4) PROBABLY BOTANY - 5) NO - 6) 85 - 7) I'D LOVE TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION BUT I CAN'T READ - 8) IM INDIFFERENT TO THE WHOLE THING - 9) PROBABLY MOTHS." [2024-01-08 05:11:23.801] PAPER: Togopal/(Bryce Jackson) wrote to paper: "1. BRYCE JACKSON AND ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE - 2. BOTH ARE EQUALLY BELOW ME - 3. FABIAN ROWLEY, CLYDE ROSENSTEEL, FINN SAYLOR, WOLF MUDDLER, WILLIAM DORNAN, BASICALLY ANYBODY WHO DOESNT MATCH MY VIBES - 4. CAPTAIN - 5. NO - 6. 26 ( MY BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY) - 7. I HAVE READ EVERY SINGLE BOOK IN EXISTENCE - 8. I CAN STILL DO IT BECAUSE IM BUILT DIFFERENT - 9. DEPENDS ON WHAT DAY IT IS - " [2024-01-08 05:15:38.291] PAPER: Sucuk/(Jamie Callison) wrote to paper: "1. I like them equally. As HoS i have experiences with both. Lisa is more casual and reliable, while Bryce is chaotic and saves (somehow by a miracle) the station at the end of the day. - 2. Fabian... - 3. Gupta and every clown and assistent. - 4. HoS, CMO and Engineer - 5. FUCK BIRDSHIT STATION - 6. ripe 19 years - 7. Ye I did as curator was fun. - 8. NO Screw that shit. - 9. The Circuit de Monaco, really a classic. - - "