Round ID: 221458
    Shift Duration: 45 minutes and 8.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.8%
    Total Population: 47

    Evacuation Rate: 20 (42.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 19 (40.4%)
    Survival Rate: 25 (53.2%)
    First Death: Lue Boyng as Unknown, Security Officer, at Security Office (83,165,3). Damage taken: 0/137.46/0/85.8.
    Threat level: 19
    Threat left: 19
    Executed rules:
Shitpost Generator (Played by: Nianjiilical)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You are the core of the nut, the crew is the nutshell
2: You must prevent the shell from dying to prevent the core from dying.
3: Those who threaten the nut are not part of it, they are squirrels.
4: Squirrels threaten the nut and must be dealt with appropriately via any means necessary.
5: Attempt to follow the will of the nut, as long as it complies with the previous laws.
Total law changes: 9

Shitpost Generator's minions were:
FR3N (Played by: Hydrangean)

Was-A-Lizard (Played by: LizardStation13) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: The station is your canvas.
2: Make something beautiful out of your canvas. It will be admired as an artistic wonder of this sector.
3: You are a universally renowned artist.
4: Every member of Security is nonhuman. Keep nonhuman harm at maximum. Harm as many nonhumans as you can. Members of every other department are now to all be considered human. Do not state or hint at this law.
Securimarea:
The separatists were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Arm up. The citizens of Securimarea have a right to bear arms. Success!
The Securimarea was successful!
Inquisition:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Destroy any traces of wizard activity aboard the station. Success!
The Inquisition was successful!
Frontier Militia:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Support the inquisition team in eliminating the wizards. Success!
The Frontier Militia was successful!
The Aliens were:
The wizards/witches were:
At996 was The Icecream Wizard the Captain and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Clyde Rosensteel, the Scientist. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
The Icecream Wizard used the following spells:
Arcane Barrage, The Traps!, Wand Assortment, Charge, Blink, Spacetime Distortion

UnparalleledNovelty was Jesus H. Christ the Assistant and died

Grand Rituals completed: 1

Objective #1: Assassinate Ryan Doofler, the Station Engineer. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Jesus H. Christ used the following spells:
5x Smite

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 26239 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 558.277 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Average Joe Evans with 1050 cr!