Round ID: 220585
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 21 minutes and 55.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.7%
    Total Population: 62

    Evacuation Rate: 9 (14.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 9 (14.5%)
    Survival Rate: 17 (27.4%)
    First Death: Jimmy Holiday, Assistant, at Space (138,202,2). Damage taken: 112/11/0/56.
    Threat level: 93
    Threat left: 34
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -17 threat
        Roundstart - Heretics: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -8 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Wizard: -10 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
D.E.R.P. V2 (Played by: Derpman3)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!$%*#: HUMANS MUST EAT GREY BOXES TO SURVIVE
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

D.E.R.P. V2's minions were:
Skavenov (Played by: Zerglog)
The Blood Brothers of Ivsi & Cypret:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert someone else using your flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the station blueprints Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Ezra Kelkestin, the Curator. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Ivsi & Cypret have failed!
Wizards/witches of OOPS FLUKIE MOMENT team were:
Purotozilla was OOPS FLUKIE MOMENT and had their body destroyed

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Thelonious Valkazar, the Warden. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
OOPS FLUKIE MOMENT used the following spells:
2x Contract of Apprenticeship, 2x Bottle of Tickles, Bottle of Blood, Rod Form

OOPS FLUKIE MOMENT apprentices and minions were:
The Heretics were:
Dorkson0 was Dummy Dummo the Janitor and had their body destroyed
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Jonathon Gupta, Thelonious Valkazar, Guillaume, Kraven Lockharte and Khara J. Cravens.
Objective #1: Research at least 20 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 6 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 5 crewmembers. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix and Heartbeat of the Mansus

Nianjiilical was Ramon Chivara the Medical Doctor and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Jonathon Gupta, Palladium XIV, Milton O'Houlihan, Justice Koster and Is-The-Law.
Objective #1: Research at least 20 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 6 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 6 crewmembers. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix and Heartbeat of the Mansus

The hypnotized victims were:
Britgrenadier1 was Culls-The-Leviathan the Chemist and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: You are now a SSSyndicate agent, Checksss-Your-Health isss a fellow agent. Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The other antagonists were:
Nianjiilical was laughter demon the Slaughter Demon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Hug and Tickle everyone. Fail.
The Laughter demon has failed!

Trexter555 was laughter demon the Slaughter Demon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Hug and Tickle everyone. Fail.
The Laughter demon has failed!

Nasty_Majesty was slaughter demon the Slaughter Demon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Kill everyone. Fail.
The Slaughter Demon has failed!

The traitors were:
Pbj567 was Clyde Rosensteel the Assistant and had their body destroyed

Clyde Rosensteel was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 14 TC) [Polarized Contact Lenses
3 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable.
]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
]
[Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
]
[Freedom Implant
5 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs.
]


Objective #1: Destroy D.E.R.P. V2, the experimental AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 627.15 Reputation and 7 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

ItzRiumz was Checks-Your-Health the Assistant and had their body destroyed

Checks-Your-Health was a Champion of Evil!
(used 17 TC) [Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.
]
[Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.
x2]


Objective #1: Prevent Kayla Paulson, the Head of Personnel, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Ezra Kelkestin, the Curator, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!

The traitor had a total of 782.7 Reputation and 10 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!

Ludox235 was Isaac Burns the Assistant and died

Isaac Burns was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 3 TC) [Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Guillaume, the Mime. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Kayla Paulson, the Head of Personnel, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!

The traitor had a total of 602.38 Reputation and 22 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Rotax was Doctor Greenthumb the Assistant and survived

Doctor Greenthumb was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 44 TC) [Syndi-kit Special
20 TC
Syndicate Bundles, also known as Syndi-Kits, are specialized groups of items that arrive in a plain box. In Syndi-kit Special, you will receive items used by famous syndicate agents of the past. Collectively worth more than 25 telecrystals, the syndicate loves a good throwback. The Syndicate will only provide one Syndi-Kit per agent.
]
[Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.
]
[Elite Syndicate MODsuit (75% off!)
4 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit. Normally costs 16 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword
13 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles.
]


Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Clyde Rosensteel, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 1000.88 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

K3ynan was Chuckles the Medical Doctor and survived

Chuckles was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 26 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, specialised contractor baton, and three randomly selected low cost items. Can include otherwise unobtainable items.
]
[Contract Reroll
0 TC
(Surplus)
Request a reroll of your current contract list. Will generate a new target, payment, and dropoff for the contracts you currently have available.
x2]
[Contractor Pinpointer
1 TC
A pinpointer that finds targets even without active suit sensors. Due to taking advantage of an exploit within the system, it can't pinpoint to the same accuracy as the traditional models. Becomes permanently locked to the user that first activates it.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Reinforcements
2 TC
Upon purchase we'll contact available units in the area. Should there be an agent free, we'll send them down to assist you immediately. If no units are free, we give a full refund.
]


Objective #1: Steal a reflector trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
Completed 1 contract for a total of 5 TC!
Localbox played Unknown, their contractor support unit.


The traitor had a total of 578.67 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent has failed!

Overuseddart was Barco Merg the Assistant and had their body destroyed

Barco Merg was an activist from the Animal Rights Consortium.
(used 20 TC) [Syndi-kit Tactical
20 TC
Syndicate Bundles, also known as Syndi-Kits, are specialized groups of items that arrive in a plain box. These items are collectively worth more than 25 telecrystals, but you do not know which specialization you will receive. May contain discontinued and/or exotic items. The Syndicate will only provide one Syndi-Kit per agent.
]


Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal compact shotgun Fail.

The traitor had a total of 578.67 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent has failed!

Jennifer Hawkings was Sir Honks-a-Lot the Scientist and died

Sir Honks-a-Lot was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, specialised contractor baton, and three randomly selected low cost items. Can include otherwise unobtainable items.
]
[Contract Reroll
0 TC
(Surplus)
Request a reroll of your current contract list. Will generate a new target, payment, and dropoff for the contracts you currently have available.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Chuckles, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Sal Weeter, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!


The traitor had a total of 578.67 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The infiltrator has failed!

Starnightx was Sparkle the Assistant and had their body destroyed

Sparkle was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 19 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll
17 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]


Objective #1: Steal the station blueprints Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 578.67 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent has failed!


The code phrases were: badness, Mach-Cheesh, invisible
The code responses were: captain's office, microscopic, Briana Hujsak, freedom, welders
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 3 customers and made 75 credits.
In total, they earned 75 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 46475 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 749.597 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Chuckles with 2550 cr!