Round ID: 220575
    Shift Duration: 48 minutes and 29.9 seconds
    Station Integrity: Destroyed
    Total Population: 57

    Evacuation Rate: 20 (35.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 19 (33.3%)
    Survival Rate: 26 (45.6%)
    First Death: Kiera Dimeling, Assistant, at Brig (201,126,2). Damage taken: 177.1/0/0/23.4667. Their last words were: "gaming..."
    Threat level: 91
    Threat left: 11
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -26 threat
        Roundstart - Heretics: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Nuclear Emergency: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -8 threat
        Midround - Obsessed: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Heretic Smuggler: -6 threat
        Midround - Space Changeling: -7 threat
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
The Blood Brothers of Furro & Brindle:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert someone else using your flash. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Raoul Puke, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Assassinate Gay Johnson, the Scientist. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Furro & Brindle have failed!
Orion Operatives:
Syndicate Major Victory!
Orion operatives have destroyed Festive Environment Fifty-Two!

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 139 TC) [X-ray Vision Implant (75% off!)
2 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.
]
[Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.
]
[Energy Shield and Sword Case (Very Hard) (78% off!)
3 TC
A case containing an energy sword and energy shield. Paired together, it provides considerable defensive power without lethal potency. Perfect for the enterprising nuclear knight. Comes with a medieval helmet for your MODsuit! Normally costs 14 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
[MODsuit Anti-Slip Module (50% off!)
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
[Codespeak Manual
3 TC
Syndicate agents can be trained to use a series of codewords to convey complex information, which sounds like random concepts and drinks to anyone listening. This manual teaches you this Codespeak. You can also hit someone else with the manual in order to teach them. This is the deluxe edition, which has unlimited uses.
]
[CQC Equipment Case (Very Hard)
14 TC
Contains a manual that instructs you in the ways of CQC, or Close Quarters Combat. Comes with a stealth implant, a pack of smokes and a snazzy bandana (use it with the hat stabilizers in your MODsuit).
]
[Box of Deathrattle Implants
4 TC
A collection of implants (and one reusable implanter) that should be injected into the team. When one of the team dies, all other implant holders receive a mental message informing them of their teammates' name and the location of their death. Unlike most implants, these are designed to be implanted in any creature, biological or mechanical.
]
[Macrobomb Implant
20 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated either manually or automatically upon death. Upon death, releases a massive explosion that will wipe out everything nearby.
]
[Microbomb Implant
2 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated either manually or automatically upon death. The more implants inside of you, the higher the explosive power. This will permanently destroy your body, however.
x7]
[Macrobomb Implant
20 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated either manually or automatically upon death. Upon death, releases a massive explosion that will wipe out everything nearby.
]
[Microbomb Implant
2 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated either manually or automatically upon death. The more implants inside of you, the higher the explosive power. This will permanently destroy your body, however.
x7]
[MODsuit Anti-Slip Module (50% off!)
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
[Hat Crate
5 TC
Hat crate! Contains hats! HATS!!!
]
[Macrobomb Implant
20 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated either manually or automatically upon death. Upon death, releases a massive explosion that will wipe out everything nearby.
]
[Microbomb Implant
2 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated either manually or automatically upon death. The more implants inside of you, the higher the explosive power. This will permanently destroy your body, however.
x5]
The changelings were:
Jackary1 was Easter Osteen and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 3

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Mr.Honk, the Clown. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The Heretics were:
Mothus was Chlorine McUssy the Chemist and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Alissa Muggins, Fabian Rowley, Dusty Bugga, Krimb Krumble and VeeJay Emmy.
Objective #1: Survive this fucking deathtrap.
The heretic was successful, but did not ascend!
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix and Heartbeat of the Mansus

Confrade was Amber Hahn the Chemist and died
Sacrifices Made: 1
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Kayla Paulson, Cubato Tomson, Dusty Bugga, Alissa Muggins and Isaac Burns.
Objective #1: Research at least 20 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 6 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 5 crewmembers. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Blacksmith's Tale and Grasp of Rust

Moonlit2020 was Alexis Todd the Assistant and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Kayla Paulson, Whips-And-Nae-Naes, Tucker Begum, Chlorine McUssy and Jayson Porter.
Objective #1: Research at least 19 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 6 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 6 crewmembers. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix, Heartbeat of the Mansus, The Cutting Edge, Grasp of the Blade and Dance of the Brand

The hypnotized victims were:
Ludox235 was Isaac Burns the Assistant and died
Objective #1: You are a syndicate rookie loyal to leonard brindle, you should protect leonard brindles life at all costs, secondarily protect the secrecy of the syndicate, and only when absolutely safe, bring death to nanotrasen. Avoid healthscanners, do not deconvert. Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

Chimpston was Gay Johnson the Scientist and survived
Objective #1: You are a syndicate rookie loyal to leonard brindle, you should protect leonard brindles life at all costs, secondarily protect the secrecy of the syndicate, and only when absolutely safe, bring death to nanotrasen. Avoid healthscanners, do not deconvert. Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

Localbox was Khara J. Cravens the Assistant and died
Objective #1: You are a syndicate rookie loyal to leonard brindle, you should protect leonard brindles life at all costs, secondarily protect the secrecy of the syndicate, and only when absolutely safe, bring death to nanotrasen. Avoid healthscanners, do not deconvert. Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

Yttriums was Tips-The-Bottle the Cook and died
Objective #1: You are a syndicate rookie loyal to leonard brindle, you should protect leonard brindles life at all costs, secondarily protect the secrecy of the syndicate, and only when absolutely safe, bring death to nanotrasen. Avoid healthscanners, do not deconvert. Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

Someone became obsessed!
Nasty_Majesty was Vapor the Bitrunner and survived
Objective #1: Spend 3 minutes around Khara J. Cravens while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Take a photo of Khara J. Cravens while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #3: Hug Khara J. Cravens 4 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Khara J. Cravens, the Assistant. Success!
The Obsessed did not go near their obsession the entire round! That's extremely impressive!
The Obsessed has failed!

The traitors were:
Squishy_pone was Alannah O'Neill the Botanist and survived

Alannah O'Neill was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Evil Seedling
8 TC
A rare seed we have recovered that grows into a dangerous species that will aid you with your tasks!
x2]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Leonard Brindle, the Roboticist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 336.25 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Chimpston was Gay Johnson the Scientist and survived

Gay Johnson was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 39 TC) [Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.
]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
]
[Martial Arts Scroll
17 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.
]
[Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.
]
[Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
]


Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Glu Furro, the Roboticist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 736.73 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!

Nasty_Majesty was Vapor the Bitrunner and survived

Vapor was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 18 TC) [Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
x2]
[Toy Pistol with Riot Darts
2 TC
An innocent-looking toy pistol designed to fire foam darts. Comes loaded with riot-grade darts effective at incapacitating a target.
]


Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 336.25 Reputation and 2 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Vending Machine was Alissa Muggins the Chief Engineer and died

Alissa Muggins was an MI13 agent.
(used 11 TC) [Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Fabian Rowley, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 369.71 Reputation and 5 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

PJ_2005 was Kiera Dimeling the Assistant and died as Alexis Pavlov

Kiera Dimeling was in legal trouble.
(used 20 TC) [Syndi-kit Tactical
20 TC
Syndicate Bundles, also known as Syndi-Kits, are specialized groups of items that arrive in a plain box. These items are collectively worth more than 25 telecrystals, but you do not know which specialization you will receive. May contain discontinued and/or exotic items. The Syndicate will only provide one Syndi-Kit per agent.
]


Objective #1: do a wee bit of trolling
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 336.25 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Mckenna Mosser, romance, bravery
The code responses were: memes, donuts, sadness
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 26167 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 459.07 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Trevor Suzuki with 1490 cr!