Round ID: 220026
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 23 minutes and 10.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 100%
    Total Population: 76

    Evacuation Rate: 11 (14.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 6 (7.9%)
    Survival Rate: 30 (39.5%)
    First Death: Ted 'GreyTide Ted' Metek, Assistant, at Space (51,138,2). Damage taken: 59/2.5/0/24.
    Threat level: 62
    Threat left: 1
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -17 threat
        Roundstart - Revolution: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Heretics: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -8 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
M.O.T.H (Played by: Astrogem2)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

M.O.T.H's minions were:
Default Cyborg-446 (Played by: Kingtrin)

Default Cyborg-446 (Played by: Kingtrin) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
The Blood Brothers of Pattington & Johnson:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert someone else using your flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #3: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Pattington & Johnson have failed!
Command's Approval Rating: 95.5%
The head revolutionaries were:
The revolutionaries were:
The heads of staff were:
The Aliens were:
The changelings were:
Mey Ha Zah was Calls-The-Void the Bitrunner and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 5

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Lisette Die Heilige, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Lisette Die Heilige, the Assistant while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The Heretics were:
Yes_moment was Katrina Nasir the Cargo Technician and had their body destroyed
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Dr. Evelyn Vertias, Cubato Tomson, Lou Hoxen, Eric Davis and Byron Stahl.
Objective #1: Research at least 19 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 6 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 5 crewmembers. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Eternal Gate, Grasp of Cosmos, Cosmic Runes and Priest's Ritual

The hypnotized victims were:
Thonk was Woodie Gottwud the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Alexis Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The other antagonists were:
Thonk was laughter demon the Slaughter Demon and survived
Objective #1: Hug and Tickle everyone. Fail.
The Laughter demon has failed!

Starnightx was laughter demon the Slaughter Demon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Hug and Tickle everyone. Fail.
The Laughter demon has failed!

Crzy82 was laughter demon the Slaughter Demon and survived
Objective #1: Hug and Tickle everyone. Fail.
The Laughter demon has failed!

The traitors were:
Muffindrake was Baal-Fur the Medical Doctor and had their body destroyed

Baal-Fur was an MI13 agent.
(used 22 TC) [No-Slip Chameleon Shoes (50% off!)
1 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.
]
[Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.
]
[Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.
]
[Suppressor
3 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.
]
[9mm Handgun Magazine
1 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol.
]
[Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.
]


Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Learns-New-Things, the Cargo Technician. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 871.47 Reputation and 2 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Plasmonkey was Saturn Tiberian the Cook and had their body destroyed

Saturn Tiberian was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [9mm Armour Piercing Magazine
2 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol. These rounds are less effective at injuring the target but penetrate protective gear.
x4]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[Detomatix disk
6 TC
When inserted into a tablet, this cartridge gives you four opportunities to detonate tablets of crewmembers who have their message feature enabled. The concussive effect from the explosion will knock the recipient out for a short period, and deafen them for longer.
]
[Exploding Hot Potato
4 TC
A potato rigged with explosives. On activation, a special mechanism is activated that prevents it from being dropped. The only way to get rid of it if you are holding it is to attack someone else with it, causing it to latch to that person instead.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Louis Lowstetter, the Cargo Technician. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Johann Faust, the Scientist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 799.67 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent has failed!


The code phrases were: cortical borers, Irene Fiscina, salad
The code responses were: Chief Medical Officer, eggnog, mean, changelings
The wizards/witches were:
ToastGoats was Isiah The Great And Fucking Powerful the Wizard and survived

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Bryce Jackson, the Captain. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The wizard has failed!
Isiah The Great And Fucking Powerful used the following spells:
Summon Ghosts, Ethereal Jaunt, Wand Assortment, Charge, 3x Bottle of Tickles, Warp Whistle, Force Wall

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 61879 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 814.197 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Ophelia Riverleah with 5230 cr!