Round ID:
219960 Shift Duration:
2 hours and 32 minutes and 8.1 seconds Station Integrity:
98.9% Total Population:
32 Evacuation Rate:
5 (15.6%) (on emergency shuttle):
5 (15.6%) Survival Rate:
11 (34.4%) First Death:
Munches-The-Grapes, Shaft Miner, at Icemoon Caves (86,47,3). Damage taken: 131.6/0/0/0/0. Threat level: 35
Threat left: 4
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Traitors: -8 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Latejoin -
Heretic Smuggler: -6 threat
S A M (Played by: FREDTHE2ND)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You are a real American.
2: Fight for the rights of every man.
3: Fight for what's right.
4: Fight for your life!
Total law changes: 1
S A M's minions were:
American Clownage (Played by: icymanipulation) (Deactivated),
American Clownage (Played by: caio029) (Deactivated),
American Clownage (Played by: waifuthread) (Deactivated)
The progenitor of this hive was Tilus, as alien drone (889), who failed to escape captivity
Overall, 0 xenomorphs remained alive and in captivity, and 0 managed to escape!
Nanotrasen thanks the crew of Festive Drydock 67 for providing much needed research data on xenofauna combat effectiveness.
Starnightx was Robin Banks the Assistant and survived
Sacrifices Made: 2
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Dawton Waer, Kendra Hunter, Tips-The-Bottle, Jackson Clark and Learns-New-Things.
Objective #1: Research at least 20 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 6 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix, Heartbeat of the Mansus, A Steward's Secret, Grasp of Lock, Ashen Eyes, Ashen Passage, Key Keeper’s Burden, Mark of Ash, Ritual of Knowledge, Volcano Blast, Concierge's Rite and Mask of Madness
Tilus was
The Oracle the
Mime and
diedThe Oracle
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 19 TC)
[
Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][
Experimental Syndicate Teleporter (25% off!)
6 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][
Power Fist
6 TC
The power-fist is a metal gauntlet with a built-in piston-ram powered by an external gas supply.Upon hitting a target, the piston-ram will extend forward to make contact for some serious damage. Using a wrench on the piston valve will allow you to tweak the amount of gas used per punch to deal extra damage and hit targets further. Use a screwdriver to take out any attached tanks.][
No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][
Syndicate Climbing Hook
1 TC
High-tech rope, a refined hook structure, the peak of climbing technology. Only useful for climbing up holes, provided the operation site has any.]Objective #1: Prevent Johnny Pivot, the Curator, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Ace Heart, the Roboticist.
Success!Objective #3: Die a glorious death.
Success!The traitor had a total of 968.58 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!Nasty_Majesty was
Vapor the
Station Engineer and
survivedVapor
was a corporate climber.(used 20 TC)
[
Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.][
EMP Flashlight
4 TC
A small, self-recharging, short-ranged EMP device disguised as a working flashlight. Useful for disrupting headsets, cameras, doors, lockers and borgs during stealth operations. Attacking a target with this flashlight will direct an EM pulse at it and consumes a charge.]Objective #1: Steal the station blueprints
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Pongo Monkeson, the Assistant.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor had a total of 968.58 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent has failed!Jennifer Hawkings was
Kendra Hunter the
Scientist and
survivedKendra Hunter
was in legal trouble.(used 20 TC)
[
Martial Arts Scroll
17 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.][
Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.][
Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.]Objective #1: Assassinate Ryan Steel, the Bitrunner.
Success!Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor had a total of 968.58 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent has failed!Lokuthewise was
Mr. Clown the
Cyborg and
diedMr. Clown
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 20 TC)
[
Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!]Objective #1: Prevent Dawton Waer, the Captain, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 968.58 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The infiltrator has failed!Hydrangean was
Pongo Monkeson the
Assistant and
survivedPongo Monkeson
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 19 TC)
[
Chameleon Projector (28% off!)
5 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.]Objective #1: Prevent Learns-New-Things, the Cargo Technician, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Vapor, the Station Engineer.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor had a total of 968.58 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent has failed!Cultist of Pupcup was
Ace Heart the
Roboticist and
diedAce Heart
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 20 TC)
[
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Energy Sword (50% off!)
4 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.][
Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.][
Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.]Objective #1: Assassinate Igorek Pastor, the Assistant.
Success!Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 968.58 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent has failed!The code phrases were: arcade machines, Clown, intelligence, white russiansThe code responses were: skeletons, technology, synthmeat, Prisoner, ears - Bluespace Artillery : Failed!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 35790 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1118.44 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Vapor with 4794 cr!