Round ID: 219584
    Shift Duration: 54 minutes and 22 seconds
    Station Integrity: Destroyed
    Total Population: 22

    Evacuation Rate: 2 (9.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 2 (9.1%)
    Survival Rate: 7 (31.8%)
    First Death: Tabitha Du Bois, Shaft Miner, at Space (16,239,8). Damage taken: 120.6/2.5/0/84.9/0. Their last words were: "FUCK SNICKERS, PIECE OF SHIT..."
    Threat level: 44
    Threat left: 5
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -26 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Gene CorpCode Operatives:
Syndicate Major Victory!
Gene CorpCode operatives have destroyed Alium Port Eighty-Seven!

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 25 TC) [12g Buckshot Drum (Bulldog)
2 TC
An additional 8-round buckshot magazine for use with the Bulldog shotgun. Front towards enemy.
x5]
[EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]
[Syndicate Minibomb
6 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.
x2]
The traitors were:
Eross McCloud was Knows-No-Things the Coroner and died as Asska-Witseidutsei

Knows-No-Things was a corporate climber.
(used 20 TC) [Suppressor
3 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.
]
[Mulligan (75% off!)
1 TC
Screwed up and have security on your tail? This handy syringe will give you a completely new identity and appearance. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.
]
[Freedom Implant
5 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs.
]
[Radio Jammer
5 TC
This device will disrupt any nearby outgoing radio communication when activated. Does not affect binary chat.
]
[Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.
]
[Toy Pistol with Riot Darts
2 TC
An innocent-looking toy pistol designed to fire foam darts. Comes loaded with riot-grade darts effective at incapacitating a target.
]
[Box of Riot Darts
2 TC
A box of 40 Donksoft riot darts, for reloading any compatible foam dart magazine. Don't forget to share!
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Lives-In-A-Pineapple, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 344.58 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Ballbunk was Lives-In-A-Pineapple the Assistant and died

Lives-In-A-Pineapple was a Champion of Evil!
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Jack Tancossin, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 344.58 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Sethej was Angelo Rose the Botanist and died

Angelo Rose was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules.
]
[Makarov Pistol (28% off!)
5 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
x7]


Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 344.58 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Indie-ana Jones was Snickers the Clown and died

Snickers was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!
]


Objective #1: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 344.58 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The infiltrator has failed!

CorpralPunishment was Werner Von Science the Geneticist and died

Werner Von Science was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Prevent Finds-The-Box, the Quartermaster, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 344.58 Reputation and 16 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent has failed!


The code phrases were: revolution, existence, surgery
The code responses were: Ashlynn Catleay, clowns, space pirates
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 13727 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 623.955 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Joel Eden with 945 cr!