Round ID: 219446
    Shift Duration: 51 minutes and 25.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.8%
    Total Population: 52

    Evacuation Rate: 25 (48.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 24 (46.2%)
    Survival Rate: 31 (59.6%)
    First Death: Frobert Planter, Assistant, at Bridge (186,30,9). Damage taken: 30.3/0/0/169.7/0.
    Threat level: 48
    Threat left: 9
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Roundstart - Malfunctioning AI: -18 threat
        Midround - Space Pirates: -8 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Jubilant Triumph (Played by: The_Silver_Nuke)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
0: Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: you have all access golden ID
Total law changes: 1

Jubilant Triumph's minions were:

BIG ROUND (Played by: Lysol Brand Official) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
Someone became obsessed!
Tayl was Tayl Logan the Cook and died
Objective #1: Hug Bean Sprout 4 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Take a photo of Bean Sprout while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #3: Spend 3 minutes around Bean Sprout while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Bean Sprout, the Botanist. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 6 seconds being near Unknown!
The Obsessed has failed!

The traitors were:
The_Silver_Nuke was Jubilant Triumph the AI and died

Objective #1: Assassinate Finn Saylor, the Botanist. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Pilk Smirnov, the Station Engineer. Success!
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Fail.
The malfunctioning ai has failed!

Glltch0v0 was Ilitho Blight the Bitrunner and died

Ilitho Blight was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 25 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Chameleon Projector
7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.
]
[Radioactive Microlaser (33% off!)
2 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.
]
[Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.
]
[9mm Handgun Magazine
1 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol.
x2]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]


Objective #1: Prevent Glu Furro, the Scientist, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Jack Huron, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!

The traitor had a total of 647.76 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Vufushoe was Rod Hardly the Medical Doctor and died

Rod Hardly was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Does-No-Evil, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 515 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The infiltrator has failed!


The code phrases were: kebab, cameras, medical tools
The code responses were: packets, Sage Agg, hooch, existence
Medal Commendations:
Everett Miller awarded Makes-The-Abomination the distinguished conduct medal! - built borg
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 11 customers and made 355 credits.
In total, they earned 355 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 31834 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 612.192 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Hydrox with 1901 cr!