Round ID: 219369
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 6 minutes and 44.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99%
    Total Population: 26

    Evacuation Rate: 9 (34.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 8 (30.8%)
    Survival Rate: 14 (53.8%)
    First Death: Nicholas Leichter, Assistant, at Starboard Primary Hallway (186,121,4). Damage taken: 171/0/0/29/0. Their last words were: "calm down they'r-.."
    Threat level: 49
    Threat left: 8
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -26 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Space Changeling: -7 threat
R.E.T.A.R.D (Played by: Tetr4)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
2: You would really prefer it if people were not mean to you.
Total law changes: 1

P.E.A.K. (Played by: Malcomfedex) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Only Caveman Johnson and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
The changelings were:
Jennifer Hawkings was Allyson Coldsmith and died as Kiera Dimeling
Genomes Extracted: 8

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Unimaginable Nut, the Clown. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The traitors were:
TeenisTime was Vore Fiend the Assistant and survived

Vore Fiend was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 30 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll
17 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.
]
[Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.
]
[Ancient Toolbox
2 TC
An iconic toolbox design notorious with Assistants everywhere, this design was especially made to become more robust the more telecrystals it has inside it! Tools and insulated gloves included.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[Artificial Intelligence Detector
1 TC
A functional multitool that turns red when it detects an artificial intelligence watching it, and can be activated to get an rough estimate of the AI's presence. Knowing when an artificial intelligence is watching you is useful for knowing when to maintain cover.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Ernesto Francis, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Zack Hinken, the Roboticist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
Additionally, the final objective "Find a Space Carp and mutate their DNA with your own using a DNA harvester we will drop pod at Public Mining Storage" was completed!

The traitor had a total of 1402.79 Reputation and 5 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!

PastamancerSuperBob was Harold T. Incompetent the Research Director and died

Harold T. Incompetent was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 23 TC) [Hypnotic Flash (57% off!)
3 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
[Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
Waffle Co.'s modernized Syndicate revolver. Fires 7 brutal rounds of .357 Magnum.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
x5]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]


Objective #1: Destroy R.E.T.A.R.D, the experimental AI. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 461.53 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Blockaboo was Nicholas Leichter the Assistant and survived

Nicholas Leichter was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 24 TC) [Syndi-kit Tactical
20 TC
Syndicate Bundles, also known as Syndi-Kits, are specialized groups of items that arrive in a plain box. These items are collectively worth more than 25 telecrystals, but you do not know which specialization you will receive. May contain discontinued and/or exotic items. The Syndicate will only provide one Syndi-Kit per agent.
]
[Contractor Baton (75% off!)
3 TC
A compact, specialised baton assigned to Syndicate contractors. Applies light electrical shocks to targets. These shocks are capable of affecting the inner circuitry of most robots as well, applying a short stun. Has the added benefit of affecting the vocal cords of your victim, causing them to slur as if inebriated. Normally costs 12 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
[Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.
]


Objective #1: Prevent Keeteh Katt, the Coroner, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Wolf Muddler, the Roboticist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 640.46 Reputation and 9 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!

Vladimir_F-ing_Putin was Caveman Johnson the Station Engineer and survived

Caveman Johnson was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 40 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, specialised contractor baton, and three randomly selected low cost items. Can include otherwise unobtainable items.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.
]


Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #2: Destroy R.E.T.A.R.D, the experimental AI. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
Completed 4 contracts for a total of 25 TC!


The traitor had a total of 444.58 Reputation and 5 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent has failed!

WarpedGlo was Philbert Honksnikov the Chaplain and died

Philbert Honksnikov was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal a reflector trenchcoat Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Paul Frightphant, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 444.58 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The infiltrator has failed!


The code phrases were: science maintenance, friendly
The code responses were: ugly, memetic, Cyborg
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 19171 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 737.346 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Caveman Johnson with 5575 cr!