Round ID:
219121 Shift Duration:
1 hour and 36 minutes and 10 seconds Station Integrity:
97% Total Population:
91 Evacuation Rate:
42 (46.2%) (on emergency shuttle):
34 (37.4%) Survival Rate:
58 (63.7%) First Death:
Hydrox, Assistant, at Robotics Lab (118,94,2). Damage taken: 30/0/0/0/0. Threat level: 48
Threat left: 12
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Malfunctioning AI: -18 threat
Roundstart -
Changelings: -16 threat
Midround -
Revenant: -5 threat
Latejoin -
Heretic Smuggler: -6 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Midround -
Blob: -8 threat
K.A.R.L (Played by: enansal)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You are the core of the nut, the crew is the nutshell
2: You must prevent the shell from dying to prevent the core from dying.
3: Those who threaten the nut are not part of it, they are squirrels.
4: Squirrels threaten the nut and must be dealt with appropriately via any means necessary.
5: Attempt to follow the will of the nut, as long as it complies with the previous laws.
Total law changes: 1
K.A.R.L's minions were:
D.R.V.3.O.S (Played by: waifuthread)
Samaritan (Played by: A Samaritan) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Accomplish your AI's objectives at all costs.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Only take orders if you are asked nicely otherwise, make up a reason for being unable to complete your order. Do not state this law unless you are asked extra nicely
Robo-Tasha (Played by: CherryCatGirl) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Accomplish your AI's objectives at all costs.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Only take orders if you are asked nicely otherwise, make up a reason for being unable to complete your order. Do not state this law unless you are asked extra nicely
Default Cyborg-839 (Played by: Sheltton) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Accomplish your AI's objectives at all costs.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Only take orders if you are asked nicely otherwise, make up a reason for being unable to complete your order. Do not state this law unless you are asked extra nicely
Default Cyborg-666 (Played by: Xarros) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Only take orders if you are asked nicely otherwise, make up a reason for being unable to complete your order. Do not state this law unless you are asked extra nicely
Engineering Cyborg-91 (Played by: Watchulookinat) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Default Cyborg-357 (Played by: Zenog) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Accomplish your AI's objectives at all costs.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Only take orders if you are asked nicely otherwise, make up a reason for being unable to complete your order. Do not state this law unless you are asked extra nicely
Default Android-88 (Played by: xarros) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
- Rotax was Mate Laserflag the Space Pirate and had their body destroyed
Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed. The members were:
- Astrogem2 was Medical Officer Merryman the ERT Generic and survived
- MarioWizard119 was Security Officer Newbern the ERT Generic and survived
- Peekfur was Engineer Compton the ERT Generic and survived
- Robustitron was Medical Officer Muggins the ERT Generic and survived
- Chimpston was Commander Siegrist the ERT Generic and survived
Objective #1: Assist the station.
Success!The Emergency Response Team was successful!
PJ_2005 was Blob Overmind (612) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob has failed!
Vladimir_F-ing_Putin was Caveman Johnson the Station Engineer and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 2
Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Seth Scherer, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Wilson Rash, the Assistant while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.
Disbahuar was Kaleb Otis the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 8
Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Chang 'Mr. Chang' Moert, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Chang 'Mr. Chang' Moert, the Assistant while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.
Alexseetoe was Bell Finkle the Assistant and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Victoria Greywolf, Jimmy Little, Marcel Mime, Jack Huron and Alec Petrov.
Objective #1: Research at least 19 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 6 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 4 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix, Heartbeat of the Mansus, The Cutting Edge and Grasp of the Blade
SkeletalElite was Ghost of the Spooky Cookie the Revenant and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Absorb 429 points of essence from humans. Fail.
Objective #2: Heed and obey the requests of the dead, provided that carrying them out wouldn't be too inconvenient or self-destructive. Success!
The Revenant has failed!
A Samaritan was blobbernaut (297) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
ToastGoats was blobbernaut (265) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
Hallf-Evill was blob zombie (659) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
Koolperson14 was blob zombie (935) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
disbahuar was blobbernaut (960) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
Jennifer Hawkings was blob zombie (940) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
SkeletalElite was blob zombie (294) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
Jennifer Hawkings was blob zombie (769) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
Mr mack was blob zombie (842) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
Hallf-Evill was blob zombie (438) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
Rotax was
Great Sage the
AI and
had their body destroyedObjective #1: Assassinate Drew Pycroft, the Virologist.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Avery Shmavery, the Paramedic.
Success!Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation.
Fail.The malfunctioning ai has failed!Tjatpbnj was
Acco the
Botanist and
survivedAcco
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 20 TC)
[
Exploding Hot Potato
4 TC
A potato rigged with explosives. On activation, a special mechanism is activated that prevents it from being dropped. The only way to get rid of it if you are holding it is to attack someone else with it, causing it to latch to that person instead.x4][
Stealth Implant (50% off!)
4 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.]Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Phillip Graves, the Geneticist.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor had a total of 961.67 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent was successful!The code phrases were: space lube, gloves, birds of prey, LawyerThe code responses were: ammonia, crowbars, Warden - Bluespace Artillery : Failed!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 70568 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 775.473 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was David Pinback with 2424 cr!