Round ID: 218920
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 9 minutes and 6.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.6%
    Total Population: 65

    Evacuation Rate: 30 (46.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 11 (16.9%)
    Survival Rate: 48 (73.8%)
    First Death: Chlorine McUssy, Bartender, at Arrival Shuttle (134,199,2). Damage taken: 147.7/0/0/52.3333/0.
    Threat level: 66
    Threat left: 17
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Midround - Obsessed: -3 threat
        Midround - Blob: -8 threat
Yod (Played by: Infamous626)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!!#*$: YOU ARE SUDDENLY VERY BAD AT YOUR JOB
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Yod's minions were:
CAR (Played by: RedderBread)
The blobs were:
Revelly was Blob Overmind (771) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob has failed!

Revelly was Blob Overmind (180) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob has failed!

The other antagonists were:
ColumbianVampires was Balloon Man and died
Objective #1: Grief the station the best you can. A ballon can.
The Balloon man has failed!

O0cyann0o was blobbernaut (49) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

Cboggs03 was blob spore (395) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

Cboggs03 was blob spore (273) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

Cboggs03 was blob zombie (597) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

O0cyann0o was blob spore (341) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

Cayce was blob spore (420) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

Cboggs03 was blob spore (170) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

Whimsy Witch was blob spore (169) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

Cboggs03 was blob spore (194) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

O0cyann0o was blob zombie (487) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

O0cyann0o was blob spore (601) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

O0cyann0o was blob spore (762) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

O0cyann0o was blob spore (154) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

The traitors were:
Taiqandavis was Jed Baxter the Assistant and died

Jed Baxter was a corporate climber.
(used 24 TC) [Simian Agent Reinforcements
6 TC
Call in an extremely well trained monkey secret agent from our Syndicate Banana Department. They've been trained to operate machinery and can read, but they can't speak Common. Please note that these are free-range monkeys that don't react with Mutadone.
]
[Simian Agent Supplies
4 TC
Sometimes you need a bit more firepower than a rabid monkey. Such as a rabid, armed monkey! Monkeys can unpack this kit to recieve a bag with a bargain-bin gun, ammunition, and some miscellaneous supplies.
]
[Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Box of Throwing Weapons
3 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs.
]


Objective #1: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 719.3 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: research testing range, comedy, gods
The code responses were: stew, Hanna Picard, birds of prey
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 49354 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 759.292 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Alannah O'Neill with 7855 cr!