Round ID: 217491
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 7 minutes and 8.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 92.5%
    Total Population: 43

    Evacuation Rate: 22 (51.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 9 (20.9%)
    Survival Rate: 33 (76.7%)
    First Death: Locos Mythos VI, Chief Medical Officer, at Bridge (113,135,4). Damage taken: 109/0/0/91/0.
    Threat level: 26
    Threat left: 2
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -17 threat
        Midround - Space Dragon: -7 threat
Samaritan (Played by: A Samaritan) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Samaritan (Played by: asamaritan) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Emergency Response Team:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Assist the station. Success!
The Emergency Response Team was successful!
The space dragons were:
TheLoLSwat was Lisa Green the Space Dragon and survived
Objective #1: Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. Your possible rift locations are: Prison Rec Room, Engineering SMES, Ordnance Lab, Technical Storage and Chief Engineer's Office Fail.
The Space Dragon has failed!

The Space Dragon was assisted by:


The traitors were:
peekfur was Speckles the Clown and died

Speckles was an MI13 agent.

Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 1259.08 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Conza1723 was Johnny Silvereye the Janitor and died

Johnny Silvereye was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]
[Adaptive Cardboard Cutouts
1 TC
These cardboard cutouts are coated with a thin material that prevents discoloration and makes the images on them appear more lifelike. This pack contains three as well as a crayon for changing their appearances.
]


Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 1259.08 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: steak, orange, Andre Alice, life
The code responses were: grappa, Botanist, chaos
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 15 customers and made 495 credits.
In total, they earned 495 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 45693 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1062.63 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Wilson Rash with 2075 cr!