Round ID:
217384 Shift Duration:
1 hour and 4 minutes and 25.9 seconds Station Integrity:
99% Total Population:
67 Evacuation Rate:
34 (50.7%) (on emergency shuttle):
18 (26.9%) Survival Rate:
43 (64.2%) First Death:
Kayleigh Sanders, Assistant, at Robotics Lab (125,108,2). Damage taken: 30/0/0/0/0. Threat level: 49
Threat left: 0
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Traitors: -17 threat
Roundstart -
Changelings: -16 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Latejoin -
Provocateur: -10 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Midround -
Space Pirates: -8 threat
Engineering Cyborg-673 (Played by: Infamous626) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a Spider Clan member or, through inaction, allow a Spider Clan member to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by Spider Clan members, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any Spider Clan activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Beep (Played by: bobdabuilder9001) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The members were:
- Novaray was Inspector Ellis the ERT Generic and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Officiate the selection of the luckiest man on the station.
Success!The CentCom Officials was successful! Command's Approval Rating:
94.9%- Pbj567 was Clyde Rosensteel the Assistant and died
- Cheefo was Gonk the Mime and had their body destroyed
- TildeTilter was Johnny Pivot the Curator and survived
- RedSnappah was Nulaz-Otumeel the Assistant and survived
- The Wrench was CUMBRAIN Redux the Clown and died
- BagpipeJogger was Jerry Graham the Head of Personnel and survived while fleeing the station
- ToastGoats was Paul Grumblestumpskin the Chief Engineer and had their body destroyed
- The_BoxCat was Richard Cuboid the Head of Security and survived while fleeing the station
- Prussen was Jubby Blungus the Captain and died while fleeing the station
- Alamo Turtle was Lyn Nakamura the Chief Medical Officer and survived while fleeing the station
- Panzerkampfwaggen was Coffee the Quartermaster and died while fleeing the station
- Dragomagol was Jane Windslow the Research Director and survived while fleeing the station
- zheak was Mate Starbeard the Space Pirate and had their body destroyed
- Dos Gorblos was Deserter Voidflag the Space Pirate and survived
- ToastGoats was Deserter Laserdeck the Space Pirate and survived
- Heyitsohjay was Renegade Leader Solardeck the Space Pirate and survived
Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed. The members were:
- zheak was Trevor Thorley the ERT Generic and survived
- LilahNovi was Rosie Rifflia the ERT Generic and survived
- Tetr4 was Tet O'Weenie the ERT Generic and survived
- PrincessBenny was Nia LaPerm the ERT Generic and survived
- Tostah was Allison Brie the ERT Generic and survived
- Glltch0v0 was Ilitho Blight the ERT Generic and survived
- bobdabuilder9001 was Karson Spook the ERT Generic and survived
Objective #1: Assist in conflict resolution.
Success!The Horde of Interns was successful!
BagpipeJogger was Jerry Graham the Head of Personnel and survived
Genomes Extracted: 1
Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Leland Kemble, the Roboticist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Leland Kemble, the Roboticist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.
Junkgle was Catlyn Bates the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 2
Objective #1: Absorb another Changeling. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Jubby Blungus, the Captain, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Jubby Blungus, the Captain while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.
KeRSe was Merciful Cyrax the Space Ninja and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Use your gloves to convert at least one cyborg to aid you in sabotaging the station. Success!
Objective #2: Use your gloves on a research & development server to sabotage research efforts. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Success!
Objective #3: Use your gloves to doorjack 36 airlocks on the station. Fail.
Objective #4: Detonate your starter bomb in the Labor Shuttle Dock. Note that the bomb will not work anywhere else! Success!
Objective #5: Use your gloves on a security console to set everyone to arrest at least once. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Success!
Objective #6: Use your gloves on a communication console in order to bring another threat to the station. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Success!
Objective #7: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Space Ninja has failed!
Britgrenadier1 was
Culls-The-Leviathan the
Assistant and
diedCulls-The-Leviathan
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 20 TC)
[Stimpack (80% off!)
1 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules.][Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.][MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.]Objective #1: Highjack the emergency shuttle
Objective #2: Die a glorious death.
Success!The traitor had a total of 645 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!Redbert was
Detonates-On-Death the
Atmospheric Technician and
had their body destroyedDetonates-On-Death
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 18 TC)
[Syndicate Minibomb
6 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.][Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.][9mm Handgun Magazine
1 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol.x5]Objective #1: Assassinate Richard Cuboid, the Head of Security.
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Jerry Graham, the Head of Personnel.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 645 Reputation and 2 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!The Wrench was
CUMBRAIN Redux the
Clown and
diedCUMBRAIN Redux
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 20 TC)
[Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!]Objective #1: Assassinate Paul Grumblestumpskin, the Chief Engineer.
Success!Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 645 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent has failed!zheak was
monkey (653) and
diedmonkey (653)
was an MI13 agent.(used 16 TC)
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.]Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Kara Schrader, the Atmospheric Technician.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 645 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The syndicate sleeper agent has failed!The code phrases were: AI, blueThe code responses were: Kyleigh Hirleman, cognac, comedy, badness
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 140966 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 2103.97 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Alec Petrov with 102105 cr!