Round ID: 216921
    Shift Duration: 17 minutes and 45.9 seconds
    Station Integrity: Destroyed
    Total Population: 36
    Survival Rate: 9 (25%)
    First Death: Harvey Harvey Harvey, Clown, at Aft Central Primary Hallway (133,111,2). Damage taken: 148.2/0/0/63.4/0.
    Threat level: 72
    Threat left: 4
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Changelings: -26 threat
        Roundstart - Nuclear Emergency: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -17 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Lizard Haters Operatives:
Syndicate Major Victory!
Lizard Haters operatives have destroyed Security Software Updated Station 13!

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 104 TC) [Codespeak Manual (66% off!)
1 TC
Syndicate agents can be trained to use a series of codewords to convey complex information, which sounds like random concepts and drinks to anyone listening. This manual teaches you this Codespeak. You can also hit someone else with the manual in order to teach them. This is the deluxe edition, which has unlimited uses. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.
]
[Double-Energy Sword Case (Very Hard)
18 TC
A case containing a double-energy sword, anti-slip module, meth autoinjector, and a bar of soap. Some say the most infamous nuclear operatives utilized this combination of equipment to slaughter hundreds of Nanotrasen employees. However, some also say this is an embellishment from the Tiger Co-operative. The soap did most of the work. Comes with a prisoner uniform so you fit the part.
]
[MODsuit Energy Shield Module
15 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can handle up to three impacts within a short duration and will rapidly recharge while not under fire.
]
[Anti-Materiel Sniper Rifle Briefcase (Hard)
18 TC
An outdated, but still extremely powerful anti-material sniper rifle. Fires .50 BMG cartridges from a 6 round magazine. Can be fitted with a suppressor. If anyone asks how that even works, tell them it's Nanotrasen's fault. Comes with 3 spare magazines; 2 regular magazines and 1 disruptor magazine. Also comes with a suit and tie.
]
[.50 BMG Disruptor Magazine (AMSR)
2 TC
A 6-round magazine of disruptor ammo designed for use with .50 sniper rifles. Put your enemies and their alarm clock to sleep today!
]
[Syndicate Space Suit
4 TC
This red and black Syndicate space suit is less encumbering than Nanotrasen variants, fits inside bags, and has a weapon slot. Nanotrasen crew members are trained to report red space suit sightings, however.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
]
[Syndicate Jaws of Life
4 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments.
]
[CQC Equipment Case (Very Hard)
18 TC
Contains a manual that instructs you in the ways of CQC, or Close Quarters Combat. Comes with a stealth implant and a snazzy bandana (and a hat stabilizer to go with it).
]
[Tactical Deniability Implant (33% off!)
4 TC
An implant injected into the brain, and later activated either manually or automatically upon entering critical condition. Prevents collapsing from critical condition, but explodes after a while. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[X-ray Vision Implant
8 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.
]
[Freedom Implant
5 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs.
]
The changelings were:
Longines was Pike Yeskey the Medical Doctor and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Abduk 'Deadass' Jamer, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Abduk 'Deadass' Jamer, the Assistant while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Cayce was Winsome Lousome the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Absorb another Changeling. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Harvey Harvey Harvey, the Clown. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The traitors were:
Mimepride was Guillaume the Mime and died

Guillaume was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Pike Yeskey, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 178.33 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Watchulookinat was Harvey Harvey Harvey the Clown and died

Harvey Harvey Harvey was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Alannah O'Neill, the Chaplain. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Rodrigo Hammer, the Security Officer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 178.33 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Corpe was The Riddler the Clown and died

The Riddler was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Barristo Panganiban, the Station Engineer. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Seth Deces, the Chief Medical Officer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 178.33 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The infiltrator has failed!


The code phrases were: Raniur-Beek, brig, sadness
The code responses were: baguettes, light
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 11782 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 327.278 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Sunshine Day with 750 cr!