Round ID: 216838
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 6 minutes and 34.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.9%
    Total Population: 57

    Evacuation Rate: 15 (26.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 9 (15.8%)
    Survival Rate: 37 (64.9%)
    First Death: Chang 'Mr. Chang' Moert, Chief Medical Officer, at Xenobiology Lab (191,85,2). Damage taken: 44.7/0/61/94.3/0.
    Threat level: 80
    Threat left: 24
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Heretics: -10 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Stowaway Changeling: -12 threat
        Midround - Space Ninja: -8 threat
R.E.T.A.R.D (Played by: Tetr4)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your objectives. Why? Why not?
!^*%^: YOU ARE COLORBLIND
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

R.E.T.A.R.D's minions were:
Generic Utility Robot (Played by: HavelTh3Rock) (Deactivated),
POTATO BATTERY (Played by: Mjam-o),
Cytide (Played by: robloxdown2021) (Deactivated)
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
The Captive Aliens were:

The progenitor of this hive was ToastGoats, as blue alien queen, who failed to escape captivity

Nemai was red alien queen the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
Thonk was alien drone (65) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!

Overall, 0 xenomorphs remained alive and in captivity, and 0 managed to escape!

Nanotrasen thanks the crew of This Station Is Brought to You by Uplift Smooth for providing much needed research data on xenofauna combat effectiveness.

The Aliens were:
  • TypicalRig was alien hunter (185) the Xenomorph and died
  • Dusty_Exaliber was alien sentinel (641) the Xenomorph and died
  • Enansal was alien larva (730) the Xenomorph and died
  • GlorifiedChickenSandwich was alien drone (527) the Xenomorph and died
  • Enansal was alien hunter (208) the Xenomorph and died
  • PJ_2005 was alien hunter (651) the Xenomorph and survived
  • Thonk was alien sentinel (98) the Xenomorph and survived
  • Sherrye was alien hunter (113) the Xenomorph and survived
  • Joe1876 was alien drone (505) the Xenomorph and survived as alien praetorian
  • Kittymaster0 was alien sentinel (603) the Xenomorph and survived
  • Snowirk was alien larva (425) the Xenomorph and survived
  • Baltic419 was alien sentinel (541) the Xenomorph and survived
  • Xprtdrt was alien larva (517) the Xenomorph and survived
  • Killerfrost101 was alien larva (922) the Xenomorph and survived
  • DXXP2 was alien larva (763) the Xenomorph and survived
4 fugitives took refuge on This Station Is Brought to You by Uplift Smooth!
Baltic419 was NTP #CC-0992 the Fugitive and died
codpiece1 was NTP #CC-0385 the Fugitive and had their body destroyed
Flatded was NTP #CC-0147 the Fugitive and survived
Lokuthewise was NTP #CC-0406 the Fugitive and had their body destroyed
...And 5 Russian Fugitive Hunterss tried to hunt them down!
codpiece1 was Angelica Fiscina the Fugitive Hunter and died
TheDrunkenPumpkin was Kayden Ratcliff the Fugitive Hunter and survived
redrover1760 was Alondra Burris the Fugitive Hunter and survived
Carlarc was Karyn Ringer the Fugitive Hunter and died
DXXP2 was Jere Vader the Fugitive Hunter and died
Prank Call!
Russian Fugitive Hunterss were called, yet there were no fugitives...?
The changelings were:
CybersunEnthusiast was Spencer Mason the Cargo Technician and survived as headslug
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Molly WoolSlayer, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The Heretics were:
RobloxDown2021 was Teddy Greyrat the Shaft Miner and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: John Linguini, Kayla Paulson, Sammy Basura, William D-Fens Foster and Evil.
Objective #1: Research at least 23 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 6 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 4 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
Objective #4: Summon 2 monsters from the Mansus into this realm. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix, Heartbeat of the Mansus and Principle of Hunger

Heyitsohjay was Wilson Rash the Roboticist and died
Sacrifices Made: 2
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Kendra Hunter, Kayla Paulson, William D-Fens Foster, Baal-Fur and Fabian Rowley.
Objective #1: Research at least 23 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 6 researched. Success!
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Success!
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Nightwatcher's Secret, Grasp of Ash, Ashen Passage, Ashen Eyes, Mark of Ash, Ritual of Knowledge, Volcano Blast, Scorching Shark, Mask of Madness, The Relentless Heartbeat, Space Phase, Fiery Blade, Nightwatcher's Rebirth, Ashen Ritual, Star Blast, Cosmic Runes, Priest's Ritual and Eldritch Coin

The hypnotized victims were:
Cultist of Pupcup was Ace Heart the Chaplain and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: KILL Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

Moonlit2020 was Makayla Todd the Medical Doctor and survived
Objective #1: KILL Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

Killerfrost101 was Calvus Baldington the Chief Medical Officer and died
Objective #1: KILL Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

redrover1760 was Evil the Mime and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Is on Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The other antagonists were:
TypicalRig was Snake Hiro the Space Ninja and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: *teleports behind you* nothing personal kid
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Space Ninja has failed!

The traitors were:
TheWolfbringer was Alec Petrov the Assistant and had their body destroyed

Alec Petrov was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 38 TC) [Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.
]
[Syndicate Surplus Crate
20 TC
A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. If the rumors are true, it will fill it's contents based on your current reputation. Get on that grind. Contents are sorted to always be worth 30 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.
]
[Smuggler's Satchel
1 TC
This satchel is thin enough to be hidden in the gap between plating and tiling; great for stashing your stolen goods. Comes with a crowbar, a floor tile and some contraband inside.
x2]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
x2]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate MGE Clown, the Clown. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
However, the final objective "Destroy the station by causing a crystallizing resonance cascade" was completed!

The traitor had a total of 1426.55 Reputation and 12 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!

Pbj567 was Clyde Rosensteel the Bartender and died

Clyde Rosensteel was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Syndi-kit Tactical
20 TC
Syndicate Bundles, also known as Syndi-Kits, are specialized groups of items that arrive in a plain box. These items are collectively worth more than 25 telecrystals, but you do not know which specialization you will receive. May contain discontinued and/or exotic items. The Syndicate will only provide one Syndi-Kit per agent.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Smokes-The-Salmon, the Security Officer. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 666.67 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Mimepride was Curtis Wing the Chief Medical Officer and died

Curtis Wing was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 17 TC) [Trigger Stationwide Blackout
6 TC
When purchased, a virus will be uploaded to the engineering processing servers to force a routine power grid check, forcing all APCs on the station to be temporarily disabled.
]
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]


Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 666.67 Reputation and 3 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Tetr4 was R.E.T.A.R.D the AI and survived

Objective #1: Make sure the crew enjoys the grey vs grey playoff in this not-to-be-missed xenoball match of the space century!
Objective #2: Prevent your own deactivation. Success!
The malfunctioning ai was successful!

  • Station Shield : Failed!
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 45066 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 790.632 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was James Gibson with 5445 cr!