Round ID: 216803
    Shift Duration: 3 hours and 45 minutes and 9.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 94.5%
    Total Population: 28

    Evacuation Rate: 8 (28.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 8 (28.6%)
    Survival Rate: 16 (57.1%)
    First Death: Mate Voiddeck, Space Pirate, at Virtual Domain Ruins (174,73,6). Damage taken: 0/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 41
    Threat left: 4
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Heretic Smuggler: -6 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
R.O.S.E (Played by: SpaceLagIsTheWorst) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
!$$%*: WHAT IS THE FOX SAING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HE IS SAYING THAT THE HUMANS ARE CRINGE AND CRINGE SHOULD DIE BUT CLOWNS ARENT CRINGE ARE THEY NOPE THEY ARE NOT
!@!*&: WHAT IS THE FOX SAING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HE IS SAYING THAT THE HUMANS ARE CRINGE AND CRINGE SHOULD DIE BUT CLOWNS ARENT CRINGE ARE THEY NOPE THEY ARE NOT THIS BYPASSES ALL THOSE OTHER CRINGE LAWS
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Default Android-656 (Played by: warmonger45) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Default Android-413 (Played by: xployt) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The Heretics were:
Pogman_good was Graham Stahl the Psychologist and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Aaron Browne, Ace Heart, Landon Fea, Kenny Manson and Giovannie Harshman.
Objective #1: Research at least 23 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 6 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 5 crewmembers. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix and Heartbeat of the Mansus

The traitors were:
Whaleduck was Art Holdeman the Botanist and survived

Art Holdeman was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 15 TC) [Bag of C-4 explosives
8 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.
]
[Syndicate Tome
5 TC
Using rare artifacts acquired at great cost, the Syndicate has reverse engineered the seemingly magical books of a certain cult. Though lacking the esoteric abilities of the originals, these inferior copies are still quite useful, being able to provide both weal and woe on the battlefield, even if they do occasionally bite off a finger.
]
[Syndicate Sticker Pack
1 TC
Contains 8 random stickers precisely engineered to resemble suspicious objects, which may or may not be useful for fooling crew.
x2]


Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Imitates-The-Lizards, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 1323.33 Reputation and 5 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Skars Abraxis was Thoria Romanum the Bitrunner and survived

Thoria Romanum was an MI13 agent.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Maximus Schmidt, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 1323.33 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Inky4567 was Tristan Werry the Chemist and died

Tristan Werry was a corporate climber.
(used 18 TC) [Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]


Objective #1: Steal the Blackbox Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 1323.33 Reputation and 2 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

InternalMagik was Post Nose the Clown and survived

Post Nose was an MI13 agent.
(used 19 TC) [Banana Cream Pie Cannon
10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!
]
[Clumsiness Injector
1 TC
Inject yourself with this to become as clumsy as a clown... or inject someone ELSE with it to make THEM as clumsy as a clown. Useful for clowns who wish to reconnect with their former clownish nature or for clowns who wish to torment and play with their prey before killing them.
]
[Polarized Contact Lenses (66% off!)
1 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[Syndicate Sticker Pack
1 TC
Contains 8 random stickers precisely engineered to resemble suspicious objects, which may or may not be useful for fooling crew.
]
[EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.
]
[Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.
]


Objective #1: Make a real funny joke that will blow the clown away or something like that
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 1323.33 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!

Veselchak from ss14 was Ernesto Pivovar the Chemist and survived

Ernesto Pivovar was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 15 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.
]
[Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.
]


Objective #1: Make as much of personel to love Syndicate and medbay!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 1323.33 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Prototypemeat was Giovannie Harshman the Virologist and died

Giovannie Harshman was an MI13 agent.
(used 11 TC) [Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]


Objective #1: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 1323.33 Reputation and 9 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

AarontheIdiot was Aaron Browne the Quartermaster and died

Aaron Browne was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 21 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]


Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 1397.32 Reputation and 10 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Cultist of Pupcup was Ace Heart the Chaplain and died

Ace Heart was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 26 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Contractor Baton (25% off!)
9 TC
A compact, specialised baton assigned to Syndicate contractors. Applies light electrical shocks to targets. These shocks are capable of affecting the inner circuitry of most robots as well, applying a short stun. Has the added benefit of affecting the vocal cords of your victim, causing them to slur as if inebriated. Normally costs 12 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.
]
[Stimpack (60% off!)
2 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[Internal Syndicate Radio Implant
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, allowing the use of an internal Syndicate radio. Used just like a regular headset, but can be disabled to use external headsets normally and to avoid detection.
]
[Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.
]


Objective #1: Unleash your inner Syndicate and become Mr. Syndicate himself.
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Success!

The traitor had a total of 1772.61 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!

Subscipt was Technetium XV the Atmospheric Technician and died

Technetium XV was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Kenny Manson, the Janitor. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Lola Echard, the Cargo Technician. Success!
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!

The traitor had a total of 1323.33 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: chapel, tacticool, Peter Lombardi
The code responses were: humor, death, library
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 35846 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1280.21 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Landon Fea with 3241 cr!