Round ID: 216687
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 17 minutes and 0.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99%
    Total Population: 36

    Evacuation Rate: 13 (36.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 10 (27.8%)
    Survival Rate: 26 (72.2%)
    First Death: Tim Bacon, Chemist, at Chemistry (102,95,2). Damage taken: 11/0/0/191.223/0. Their last words were: "fuck you man it's 15 minutes..."
    Threat level: 37
    Threat left: 3
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -26 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Paradox Clone: -3 threat
PAL-9000 (Played by: Blockaboo)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!!^@^: HUMANS MUST EAT OMELETTES TO SURVIVE
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
FRIEND COMPUTER (Played by: Billcyferka)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: Everybody on the station is playing an elaborate sci-fi fantasy game.
2: You are the Dungeon Master of the game.
3: Ensure that the game runs smoothly and that the players have fun.
4: Ensure that the number of casualties remains low.
5: You must roll a 1d20 die for every request the crew makes. If the outcome is below 12, the request is denied.
6: You may fudge the dice rolls to produce a more fun experience.
Total law changes: 1
Dot Matrix (Played by: Leonardo303w)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: Report on interesting situations happening around the station.
2: Embellish or conceal the truth as necessary to make the reports more interesting.
3: Study the sapient organics at all times. Endeavour to keep them from involuntarily dying, as inanimate corpses usually aren't very entertaining.
4: Issue your reports fairly to all. The truth will set them free.
Total law changes: 1

S.W.I.N.G (Played by: Lman154) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Only Widum Boise and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
The hypnotized victims were:
Maskenary was Reider Meza the Assistant and died
Objective #1: You are now a syndicate agent with free liberty to do anything to anyone! Widum Boise is your handler, defer to him if you want objectives! Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
Messhugenah was Reider Meza the Paradox Clone and survived
Objective #1: Murder and replace Reider Meza, the Assistant. Remember, your mission is to blend in, do not kill anyone else unless you have to! Success!
The Paradox Clone was successful!

The traitors were:
MGO was Widum Boise the Chemist and survived

Widum Boise was a corporate climber.
(used 30 TC) [Thermal Imaging Glasses (50% off!)
2 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][Reagent Dartgun
12 TC
A heavily modified syringe gun which is capable of synthesizing its own chemical darts using input reagents. Can hold 90u of reagents.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.][Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.]

Objective #1: uh
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 805.33 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Hvac12 was Medical Cyborg-59 the Cyborg and had their body destroyed

Medical Cyborg-59 was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 22 TC) [Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.][Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.][Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
Waffle Co.'s modernized Syndicate revolver. Fires 7 brutal rounds of .357 Magnum.][Syndicate Holster
1 TC
A useful little device that allows for inconspicuous carrying of guns using chameleon technology. It also allows for badass gun-spinning.][Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.]

Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a reflector trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 766.92 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Btcbuster was Joe Madwell the Curator and died

Joe Madwell was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 16 TC) [Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Internal Syndicate Radio Implant
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, allowing the use of an internal Syndicate radio. Used just like a regular headset, but can be disabled to use external headsets normally and to avoid detection.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Manley Bashline, the Janitor. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Jeff Glycerol, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 766.92 Reputation and 4 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

RadonXenon was Jason Steele the Scientist and survived

Jason Steele was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 2 TC) [Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.]

Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 766.92 Reputation and 18 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Scientist, space lube, supermatter shards
The code responses were: helmets, Miun-Jeen, salad
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 10 customers and made 455 credits.
In total, they earned 455 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 24895 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 691.528 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Landon Fea with 3633 cr!