Round ID: 216277
    Shift Duration: 39 minutes and 7.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 80.6%
    Total Population: 65

    Evacuation Rate: 13 (20%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 2 (3.1%)
    Survival Rate: 45 (69.2%)
    First Death: Shadow Wizard Th, Assistant, at Captain's Office (124,131,4). Damage taken: 200/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 44
    Threat left: 0
    Executed rules:
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Skidale Bingo (Played by: Maines) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
Wizards/witches of Widum The Boise team were:
MGO was Widum The Boise the Xenomorph and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Lisa Green, the Captain. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the station blueprints Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Widum The Boise used the following spells:
Blink, A Necromantic Stone, Wand Assortment, Charge, Magic Missile, Scream For Me

Widum The Boise apprentices and minions were:
Wizards/witches of Tzeentch Darkmagic team were:
Gyraz was Tzeentch Darkmagic the Botanist and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate WGAT TGH FUCK, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Tzeentch Darkmagic used the following spells:
A Necromantic Stone, Arcane Barrage, Lightning Bolt, Fireball

Tzeentch Darkmagic apprentices and minions were:
The Aliens were:
Wizards/witches of Houdini Namekeeper team were:
Test13579 was Houdini Namekeeper and had their body destroyed

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Jimmy, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Houdini Namekeeper used the following spells:
2x Ethereal Jaunt, 3x Bottle of Tickles, 2x Rod Form, Guardian Deck, 3x The Traps!, Lesser Summon Bees, Repulse

Houdini Namekeeper apprentices and minions were:
Inquisition:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Destroy any traces of paranormal activity aboard the station. Success!
The Inquisition was successful!
Wizards/witches of Clownium The Resentful Mage Clown team were:
Guidesu was Clownium The Resentful Mage Clown and survived as Returned

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Survive and spread the word of clownmother
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Clownium The Resentful Mage Clown used the following spells:
2x Time Stop, Blink, Guardian Deck, Mastercrafted Armor Set

Clownium The Resentful Mage Clown apprentices and minions were:
The other antagonists were:
Kendrickorium was laughter demon the Slaughter Demon and survived
Objective #1: Hug and Tickle everyone. Fail.
The Laughter demon has failed!

MilkMang was laughter demon the Slaughter Demon and died
Objective #1: Hug and Tickle everyone. Fail.
The Laughter demon has failed!

Harm Brade was laughter demon the Slaughter Demon and died
Objective #1: Hug and Tickle everyone. Fail.
The Laughter demon has failed!

Fallen1220 was laughter demon the Slaughter Demon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Hug and Tickle everyone. Fail.
The Laughter demon has failed!

Simkilla was laughter demon the Slaughter Demon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Hug and Tickle everyone. Fail.
The Laughter demon has failed!

KingPhilipIII was laughter demon the Slaughter Demon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Hug and Tickle everyone. Fail.
The Laughter demon has failed!

Mey Ha Zah was laughter demon the Slaughter Demon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Hug and Tickle everyone. Fail.
The Laughter demon has failed!

Renniar3301 was laughter demon the Slaughter Demon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Hug and Tickle everyone. Fail.
The Laughter demon has failed!

MilkMang was laughter demon the Slaughter Demon and survived
Objective #1: Hug and Tickle everyone. Fail.
The Laughter demon has failed!

Jobobman was Orphaner Ermac the Space Ninja and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Kill wiznerds
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Space Ninja has failed!

Kingslayer49 was Initiate Goemon the Space Ninja and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Use your gloves to convert at least one cyborg to aid you in sabotaging the station. Fail.
Objective #2: Use your gloves on a research & development server to sabotage research efforts. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #3: Use your gloves to doorjack 34 airlocks on the station. Fail.
Objective #4: Detonate your starter bomb in Research and Development. Note that the bomb will not work anywhere else! Fail.
Objective #5: Use your gloves on a security console to set everyone to arrest at least once. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #6: Use your gloves on a communication console in order to bring another threat to the station. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #7: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Space Ninja has failed!

Hoolny was morph the Morph and died
The Morph was successful!

The traitors were:
KingPhilipIII was Tom The Waxmancer the Shaft Miner and survived

Tom The Waxmancer was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 391.67 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: nuclear, art, pasta
The code responses were: Warden, things under the bed, backpacks
The wizards/witches were:
MizukiYoshino was Othello Azurepelt the Assistant and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Circe Honko, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Othello Azurepelt used the following spells:
2x Ethereal Jaunt, Summon Ghosts, Force Wall, 2x The Traps!, 2x Mastercrafted Armor Set, 2x Rod Form, Smite, Fireball, Staff of Healing

Trouser Snake Army was The Penetrator the Shaft Miner and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
The Penetrator used the following spells:
19x Rod Form, Mindswap

Jacemindseeker was Dumbledor The Conquerer the Cook and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Circe Honko, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Dumbledor The Conquerer used the following spells:
Wand Assortment, Bind Soul, Chuuni Invocations, Fireball, Spell Cards

Andrejuvenal was Magic Man the Scientist and had their body destroyed

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Whats-A-Ma-Jig, the Bitrunner. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Magic Man used the following spells:
Time Stop, Summon Ghosts, Flesh to Stone, 2x Lightning Bolt, 2x Soul Tap, 2x Smoke, Thrown Lightning, Exsanguinating Strike, Battlemage Armour Charges, A Necromantic Stone, Blind, Staff of the Locker, Barnyard Curse, Staff of Change, Charge, Blink, Singularity Hammer, Staff of Door Creation

0some_dude0 was Ad Mountain-Mother the Assistant and died as Julianna Bennett

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate GOD DAMMIT, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Ad Mountain-Mother used the following spells:
6x Rod Form, Knock, Staff of Door Creation, Summon Ghosts

Cboggs03 was Alatar le Fay the Chief Medical Officer and died as Waldo

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Uriel The Conquerer, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Alatar le Fay used the following spells:
Mastercrafted Armor Set, Battlemage Armour Charges, Mjolnir, Mutate, Summon Item, Wand Assortment

Hoolny was Seth Deces the Security Officer and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

The wizard was successful!
Seth Deces used the following spells:
Mastercrafted Armor Set, Staff of Change, Summon Item, Ethereal Jaunt, 3x Force Wall

Barnbaell was MIKAL the Roboticist and survived as WIZARD

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Dick Wizar, the Cargo Technician. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The wizard has failed!
MIKAL used the following spells:
2x Fireball, Disable Tech, Scrying Orb, 2x Wand Assortment, Summon Item, 2x Knock, Staff of Door Creation, Wild Shapeshift, Lightning Bolt, Mindswap, Bestow Cursed Duffel Bag

KingPhilipIII was Tom The Waxmancer the Shaft Miner and survived

Grand Rituals completed: 2

Objective #1: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Tom The Waxmancer used the following spells:
Barnyard Curse, 2x Arcane Barrage, 6x Blink, 2x Ethereal Jaunt, Disable Tech, Force Wall, Time Stop, Wand Assortment, Charge, Knock

Chazsadboys was Morgan The Remorseful the Scientist and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Morgan The Remorseful used the following spells:
Blink, Teleport, Force Wall, Fireball, Lesser Summon Guns

Kingslayer49 was Tim The Bandit Killer the Atmospheric Technician and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Tim The Bandit Killer used the following spells:
Mjolnir, Summon Item, 2x Mutate, Force Wall, Blink, Tesla Blast, Teleport, Scrying Orb, Bestow Cursed Duffel Bag, Staff of Door Creation, Curse of Madness

Diegoflores31 was Bona the Gray the Research Director and survived

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Bona the Gray used the following spells:
Summon Ghosts, Mastercrafted Armor Set, Soulstone Shard Kit, Ethereal Jaunt, Blink, Staff of Healing, Summon Item

Trexter555 was Arcano the Unstoppable the Security Officer and died as primal monkey (281)

Grand Rituals completed: 5

Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Arcano the Unstoppable used the following spells:
Mastercrafted Armor Set, Blink, Summon Item, High Frequency Blade, Time Stop

Treach was Larry Shotter the Lawyer and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate WGAT TGH FUCK, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Larry Shotter used the following spells:
4x Fireball, Ethereal Jaunt

Renniar3301 was WGAT TGH FUCK the Assistant and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
WGAT TGH FUCK used the following spells:
Summon Ghosts, Fireball, Wand Assortment, Charge, Summon Item, High Frequency Blade, Soul Tap

Veselchak from ss14 was Magic Clown the Chemist and survived as Larry the Annoyed

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Lisa Green, the Captain. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Magic Clown used the following spells:
Spellblade, Force Wall, Disable Tech, Blink, Mastercrafted Armor Set, Summon Item, Knock

CrazyPro was Fernando The Great the Chaplain and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Fernando The Great used the following spells:
Summon Ghosts, Flesh to Stone, Staff of Animation, Bottle of Blood, Mastercrafted Armor Set, Fireball

Cheefo was Gonk the Mime and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

The wizard was successful!
Gonk didn't buy any spells!

Archie700 was and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

The wizard was successful!
didn't buy any spells!

Lokuthewise was Houdini The Blue the Lawyer and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Fernando The Great, the Chaplain. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Houdini The Blue used the following spells:
5x Mindswap, 5x Fireball

Kittymaster0 was and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

The wizard was successful!
didn't buy any spells!

Mey Ha Zah was THE FUCK HAPPENED the Shaft Miner and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
THE FUCK HAPPENED used the following spells:
5x Smite, 5x The Traps!, Rod Form, Time Stop, Force Wall, Mastercrafted Armor Set, 2x Lesser Summon Guns, Chuuni Invocations, 5x Summon Simians

pixelmade42 was Fernando Doomancer the Cyborg and had their body destroyed

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Bona the Gray, the Research Director. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Fernando Doomancer used the following spells:
Staff of Chaos, Mutate, Smoke, Tesla Blast, Bestow Cursed Duffel Bag, Bottle of Blood, Knock, Spellblade, Blind, Force Wall, Summon Ghosts

CommanderKita was Urza Fide the Medical Doctor and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Urza Fide used the following spells:
Ethereal Jaunt, Staff of Animation, Mastercrafted Armor Set, Magic Missile, Force Wall, Battlemage Armour Charges

Tjatpbnj was Acco the Bartender and had their body destroyed

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Magic Clown, the Chemist. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Acco used the following spells:
5x Lightning Bolt, Summon Item, Mjolnir, Knock, Mindswap, Rod Form, Smite

Ezra4709 was GLORB the Bitrunner and had their body destroyed

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Fernando The Great, the Chaplain. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
GLORB didn't buy any spells!

Watchulookinat was WE ARE ALL WIZARDS the Scientist and had their body destroyed

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The wizard has failed!
WE ARE ALL WIZARDS used the following spells:
2x Smite, Time Stop, High Frequency Blade, Spacetime Distortion, Staff of Change

OctogonapusMD was The Ai the AI and died as Dr. Ludwig Petrikov

Grand Rituals completed: 3

Objective #1: Assassinate Jim the Great, the Paramedic. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
The Ai used the following spells:
9x Lightning Bolt, 2x Rod Form, Mastercrafted Armor Set

Maines was Skidale Bingo the Cyborg and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Be a wizard :)
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Skidale Bingo used the following spells:
Teleport, Lightning Bolt, Smite, Time Stop, Staff of Animation, Summon Item

Zero Ziat was Jim the Great the Paramedic and survived as Zul Among-many

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Jim the Great used the following spells:
Ethereal Jaunt, Lightning Bolt, Time Stop, Summon Ghosts, Wild Shapeshift, Spell Cards, Force Wall, Bind Soul, Staff of Change, Bestow Cursed Duffel Bag, Scrying Orb, Staff of Door Creation

Glltch0v0 was and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

The wizard was successful!
didn't buy any spells!

Brimecake was Weedzard the Medical Doctor and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Demonstrate your incredible and destructive magical powers.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Weedzard used the following spells:
Bind Soul, Soul Tap, Magic Missile, 2x Time Stop, Barnyard Curse, Staff of Chaos, High Frequency Blade, Fireball, Lightning Bolt

SufferingIsFUN was Shadow Wizard Th the Assistant and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Shadow Wizard Th used the following spells:
Disable Tech, Bestow Cursed Duffel Bag, Swap, Mindswap, Staff of Door Creation, Summon Ghosts, Bottle of Tickles, Summon Item, Curse of Madness, Scream For Me, Time Stop

Messhugenah was Alex Steel the Security Officer and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

The wizard was successful!
Alex Steel used the following spells:
Staff of Door Creation, Summon Simians, Flesh to Stone, Force Wall, High Frequency Blade, Staff of Animation, The Traps!

BagpipeJogger was Jerry Graham the Assistant and had their body destroyed

Grand Rituals completed: 0

The wizard was successful!
Jerry Graham used the following spells:
Exsanguinating Strike, Mjolnir, Mastercrafted Armor Set, 3x Bottle of Tickles, Charge

Lolathan4 was Dick Wizar the Cargo Technician and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Blasto Infinitum, the Bitrunner. Success!
Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Dick Wizar used the following spells:
Mjolnir, Summon Item, Mutate, 2x Force Wall, Blink, Tesla Blast, Lesser Summon Guns, The Traps!, Wand Assortment, Ethereal Jaunt, Charge

Mjam-o was BANANA the Scientist and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
BANANA used the following spells:
Staff of Animation, Repulse, Knock, Ethereal Jaunt, Swap

PixelMade42 was Claire Of The Moon the Medical Doctor and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: FUCK AROUND FIND OUT
The wizard was successful!
Claire Of The Moon used the following spells:
Soul Tap, Smite, Flesh to Stone, Mindswap, Knock, Teleport

EpicGamerNolan was EVIL THE WIZAERD the Assistant and died

Grand Rituals completed: 4

Objective #1: SWAG
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
EVIL THE WIZAERD used the following spells:
2x Ethereal Jaunt, Smite, Fireball, Wild Shapeshift, Scream For Me, 5x Rod Form

DeathHasForm was Zul Among-many the Paramedic and survived as GOD DAMMIT

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Zul Among-many used the following spells:
Summon Ghosts, Staff of Healing, Ethereal Jaunt, Blind, Flesh to Stone, High Frequency Blade

Simkilla was Whats-A-Ma-Jig the Bitrunner and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Circe Honko, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Whats-A-Ma-Jig used the following spells:
Fireball, Magic Missile, Bottle of Blood, Ethereal Jaunt, Summon Ghosts, Barnyard Curse

Squishy_pone was Zifnab the Unending the Clown and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Zifnab the Unending used the following spells:
Summon Ghosts, 2x Mastercrafted Armor Set, 2x Mjolnir, 2x Summon Item, 5x Ethereal Jaunt, Rod Form, Force Wall, 2x Knock

Froboot was Blasto Infinitum the Bitrunner and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Tom The Waxmancer, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Blasto Infinitum didn't buy any spells!

BallastMonsterGnarGnar was Jonathon Gupta the Station Engineer and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Zifnab the Unending, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Jonathon Gupta used the following spells:
Fireball, Splattercasting, High Frequency Blade, Exsanguinating Strike, Staff of Healing

MilkMang was Oopsie-Woopsie-McPoopsie the Chemist and had their body destroyed

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: SHOW THE GUIDING LIGHT
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Oopsie-Woopsie-McPoopsie used the following spells:
2x Singularity Hammer, Blink, Staff of Healing

TheWolfbringer was Circe Honko the Assistant and died as Clownium The Resentful Mage Clown

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Larry the Annoyed, the Virologist. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Circe Honko used the following spells:
Mastercrafted Armor Set, Fireball, Mjolnir, Rod Form, Force Wall, Summon Item

Jobobman was ADMEMES the Head of Personnel and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Larry the Annoyed, the Virologist. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
ADMEMES used the following spells:
12x Fireball, Ethereal Jaunt, 2x Summon Item, High Frequency Blade, Mjolnir, Mutate, 5x Lightning Bolt

Grobnok was Larry the Annoyed the Virologist and survived as Wizardman Gray

Grand Rituals completed: 3

Objective #1: Assassinate BANANA, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The wizard has failed!
Larry the Annoyed used the following spells:
4x Force Wall, Fireball, 2x Ethereal Jaunt, Summon Ghosts

Soveryso was Aberforth The Fantastic the Cook and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate BANANA, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Aberforth The Fantastic used the following spells:
Fireball, Mastercrafted Armor Set, Smoke, Spellblade, Summon Item, Ethereal Jaunt

Froboot was Khloe Waldron and survived as Icelita Naumanni

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Khloe Waldron didn't buy any spells!

Btcbuster was Joe The Friendly the Assistant and survived as Lana Randolph

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Joe The Friendly used the following spells:
A Necromantic Stone, Bind Soul, Knock, Staff of Healing, Summon Item

Jobobman was THE RAGE MAGE and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
THE RAGE MAGE used the following spells:
12x Fireball, Ethereal Jaunt, 2x Summon Item, High Frequency Blade, Mjolnir, Mutate, 5x Lightning Bolt

Kingslayer49 was Gooseball and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Gooseball used the following spells:
Mjolnir, Summon Item, 2x Mutate, Force Wall, Blink, Tesla Blast, Teleport, Scrying Orb, Bestow Cursed Duffel Bag, Staff of Door Creation, Curse of Madness

MizukiYoshino was Tabula Midnight and died as Fujiwara Mokou

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Jimmy, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Tabula Midnight used the following spells:
2x Ethereal Jaunt, Summon Ghosts, Force Wall, 2x The Traps!, 2x Mastercrafted Armor Set, 2x Rod Form, Smite, Fireball, Staff of Healing

Jacemindseeker was Returned and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate WGAT TGH FUCK, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Returned used the following spells:
Wand Assortment, Bind Soul, Chuuni Invocations, Fireball, Spell Cards

Mey Ha Zah was The ROD and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: SCREW EVERYONE OVER
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
The ROD used the following spells:
5x Smite, 5x The Traps!, Rod Form, Time Stop, Force Wall, Mastercrafted Armor Set, 2x Lesser Summon Guns, Chuuni Invocations, 5x Summon Simians

Squishy_pone was Bongo The Pro-Genocide Wizard and died as Jerry

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Lose horribly
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Bongo The Pro-Genocide Wizard used the following spells:
Summon Ghosts, 2x Mastercrafted Armor Set, 2x Mjolnir, 2x Summon Item, 5x Ethereal Jaunt, Rod Form, Force Wall, 2x Knock

Lokuthewise was Micheal the Manual and had their body destroyed

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Magic Man, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a reflector trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Micheal the Manual used the following spells:
5x Mindswap, 5x Fireball

Brimecake was Rayden and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Larry the Annoyed, the Virologist. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Rayden used the following spells:
Bind Soul, Soul Tap, Magic Missile, 2x Time Stop, Barnyard Curse, Staff of Chaos, High Frequency Blade, Fireball, Lightning Bolt

Hoolny was Channeler The Remorseful and survived

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Aberforth The Fantastic, the Cook. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Channeler The Remorseful used the following spells:
Mastercrafted Armor Set, Staff of Change, Summon Item, Ethereal Jaunt, 3x Force Wall

Andrejuvenal was Larry Dark and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Lisa Green, the Captain. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Larry Dark used the following spells:
Time Stop, Summon Ghosts, Flesh to Stone, 2x Lightning Bolt, 2x Soul Tap, 2x Smoke, Thrown Lightning, Exsanguinating Strike, Battlemage Armour Charges, A Necromantic Stone, Blind, Staff of the Locker, Barnyard Curse, Staff of Change, Charge, Blink, Singularity Hammer, Staff of Door Creation

SpaceLagIsTheWorst was Rose Namekeeper and died as Chaplain Ryals

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Circe Honko, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Rose Namekeeper used the following spells:
Battlemage Armour Charges, Blink, Curse of Madness, Fireball, Lightning Bolt

CrazyPro was Ozulmerikh Glendindraven and survived

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Ozulmerikh Glendindraven used the following spells:
Summon Ghosts, Flesh to Stone, Staff of Animation, Bottle of Blood, Mastercrafted Armor Set, Fireball

Barnbaell was PEPRO the Cyborg and died as The Penetrator IV

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The wizard has failed!
PEPRO used the following spells:
2x Fireball, Disable Tech, Scrying Orb, 2x Wand Assortment, Summon Item, 2x Knock, Staff of Door Creation, Wild Shapeshift, Lightning Bolt, Mindswap, Bestow Cursed Duffel Bag

pixelmade42 was Claire Of The Moon and died as Chaplain Sullivan

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Claire Of The Moon used the following spells:
Staff of Chaos, Mutate, Smoke, Tesla Blast, Bestow Cursed Duffel Bag, Bottle of Blood, Knock, Spellblade, Blind, Force Wall, Summon Ghosts

Trouser Snake Army was The Penerator II and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The wizard has failed!
The Penerator II used the following spells:
19x Rod Form, Mindswap

BagpipeJogger was Jerry and survived as PEPRO

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Tzeentch Darkmagic, the Botanist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Jerry used the following spells:
Exsanguinating Strike, Mjolnir, Mastercrafted Armor Set, 3x Bottle of Tickles, Charge

Mey Ha Zah was Unforgettable and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Unforgettable used the following spells:
5x Smite, 5x The Traps!, Rod Form, Time Stop, Force Wall, Mastercrafted Armor Set, 2x Lesser Summon Guns, Chuuni Invocations, 5x Summon Simians

Trouser Snake Army was The Penetrator III and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate MIKAL, the Roboticist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
The Penetrator III used the following spells:
19x Rod Form, Mindswap

Test13579 was Dumblrorber Voidstabber and died as primal monkey (503)

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Dumblrorber Voidstabber used the following spells:
2x Ethereal Jaunt, 3x Bottle of Tickles, 2x Rod Form, Guardian Deck, 3x The Traps!, Lesser Summon Bees, Repulse

Robustitron was Jimmy and survived

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Joe The Friendly, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Jimmy used the following spells:
Arcane Barrage, 3x Fireball, Smoke, Bind Soul, Mjolnir, Summon Item, Mastercrafted Armor Set, 3x Battlemage Armour Charges

EpicGamerNolan was HOT ROD and died as Ad Mountain-Mother

Grand Rituals completed: 2

Objective #1: BE THE EVILEST!!!
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
HOT ROD used the following spells:
2x Ethereal Jaunt, Smite, Fireball, Wild Shapeshift, Scream For Me, 5x Rod Form

Jobobman was WIZARD and died as Circe Honko

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Jim the Great, the Paramedic. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a reflector trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
WIZARD used the following spells:
12x Fireball, Ethereal Jaunt, 2x Summon Item, High Frequency Blade, Mjolnir, Mutate, 5x Lightning Bolt

Mey Ha Zah was Nihilus Of Void and had their body destroyed

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate Alatar le Fay, the Chief Medical Officer. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Nihilus Of Void used the following spells:
5x Smite, 5x The Traps!, Rod Form, Time Stop, Force Wall, Mastercrafted Armor Set, 2x Lesser Summon Guns, Chuuni Invocations, 5x Summon Simians

Eles was Gimmick Round Bad and died as Magic Clown

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Gimmick Round Bad used the following spells:
4x Bestow Cursed Duffel Bag, Bind Soul, 3x Ethereal Jaunt, 2x Time Stop, 5x Summon Simians

Trouser Snake Army was The Penetrator IV and survived as HOT ROD

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate GOD DAMMIT, the Xenomorph. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
The Penetrator IV used the following spells:
19x Rod Form, Mindswap

KingPhilipIII was Roduct The Ethereal and survived

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Roduct The Ethereal used the following spells:
Barnyard Curse, 2x Arcane Barrage, 6x Blink, 2x Ethereal Jaunt, Disable Tech, Force Wall, Time Stop, Wand Assortment, Charge, Knock

Jobobman was DDOS and survived

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: kill
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
DDOS used the following spells:
12x Fireball, Ethereal Jaunt, 2x Summon Item, High Frequency Blade, Mjolnir, Mutate, 5x Lightning Bolt

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 35332 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 543.569 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Kayla Paulson with 950 cr!