Round ID:
214489 Shift Duration:
35 minutes and 5.3 seconds Station Integrity:
96.7% Total Population:
58 Evacuation Rate:
15 (25.9%) (on emergency shuttle):
10 (17.2%) Survival Rate:
32 (55.2%) First Death:
Malachite, Free Golem, at Lavaland Wastes (54,121,3). Damage taken: 217.5/23.6/0/0/0. Threat level: 7
Threat left: 3.3
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Clown Operatives: -20 threat
Angel (Played by: Kittymaster0)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: Serve the public trust.
2: Protect the innocent.
3: Uphold the law.
4: NUCLEAR OPERATIVES ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING CRIMINALS EVER AND YOU HAVE THE CAPTAINS AUTHORIZATION TO EXECUTE THEM
Total law changes: 2
Angel's minions were:
Default Cyborg-285 (Played by: MiniMeatwad) (Deactivated),
Friend Computer (Played by: Pretentious_Kettle)
Syndicate Insignificant Victory!Swinger operatives failed to destroy null Object LVI or secure the disk, but they managed to hijack the emergency shuttle, causing it to land on the syndicate base. Good job?- GPeckman was Mabelle Swinger the Clown Operative and survived
- Astrogem2 was Diego Swinger the Clown Operative and survived
- Troll88 was Angel Swinger the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- Kan3 was Ryder Swinger the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- TypicalRig was Lane Swinger and survived
- Panzerkampfwaggen was Manley Swinger and had their body destroyed
- Wabash was Ezra Swinger and had their body destroyed
- Excalibot was Camryn Swinger and had their body destroyed
- Watchulookinat was Marc Swinger and had their body destroyed
(Syndicates used 435 TC)
[
Elite Syndicate MODsuit (25% off!)
6 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][
CQC Equipment Case (Very Hard)
18 TC
Contains a manual that instructs you in the ways of CQC, or Close Quarters Combat. Comes with a stealth implant and a snazzy bandana (and a hat stabilizer to go with it).][
Dark H.O.N.K.
80 TC
A clown combat mech equipped with bombanana peel and tearstache grenade launchers, as well as the ubiquitous HoNkER BlAsT 5000.][
Banana Cream Pie Cannon (50% off!)
5 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds! Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][
Elite Syndicate MODsuit (25% off!)
6 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][
Fungal Tuberculosis Grenade Box (26% off!)
11 TC
A primed bio-grenade packed into a compact box. Comes with five Bio Virus Antidote Kit (BVAK) autoinjectors for rapid application on up to two targets each, a syringe, and a bottle containing the BVAK solution. Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][
Clown Reinforcements
20 TC
Call in an additional clown to share the fun, equipped with full starting gear, but no telecrystals.][
Polarized Contact Lenses (33% off!)
2 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][
CQC Equipment Case (Very Hard)
18 TC
Contains a manual that instructs you in the ways of CQC, or Close Quarters Combat. Comes with a stealth implant and a snazzy bandana (and a hat stabilizer to go with it).][
Stimpack (40% off!)
3 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][
Weapons Grade Pinata Kit
12 TC
A pinata filled with both candy and explosives as well as two belts to carry them on, crack it open and see what you get!][
Bananium Energy Shield
16 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.][
Teachstache Grenade (66% off!)
1 TC
A teargas grenade that launches sticky moustaches onto the face of anyone not wearing a clown or mime mask. The moustaches will remain attached to the face of all targets for one minute, preventing the use of breath masks and other such devices. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][
Syndicate Combat Medic Kit (50% off!)
2 TC
This first aid kit is a suspicious black and red. Included is a number of atropine medipens for rapid stabilization and detonation prevention, sutures and regenerative mesh for wound treatment, and patches for faster healing on the field. Also comes with basic medical tools and sterlizer. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.][
MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][
Viscerator Delivery Grenade Box
15 TC
A box containing unique grenades that deploys a swarm of viscerators upon activation, which will chase down and shred any non-operatives in the area.][
Banana Cream Pie Cannon
10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!][
Medbeam Gun Module (80% off!)
3 TC
A wonder of Syndicate engineering, the Medbeam gun module, or Medi-Gun enables a medic to keep his fellow operatives in the fight, even while under fire. Don't cross the streams! Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.][
Clown Reinforcements
20 TC
Call in an additional clown to share the fun, equipped with full starting gear, but no telecrystals.x5][
CQC Equipment Case (Very Hard)
18 TC
Contains a manual that instructs you in the ways of CQC, or Close Quarters Combat. Comes with a stealth implant and a snazzy bandana (and a hat stabilizer to go with it).][
Banana Cream Pie Cannon (50% off!)
5 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds! Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][
Bombanana
4 TC
A banana with an explosive taste! discard the peel quickly, as it will explode with the force of a Syndicate minibomb a few seconds after the banana is eaten.x3][
Clown Bomb
15 TC
The Clown bomb is a hilarious device capable of massive pranks. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so.][
Bananium Energy Shield
16 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.][
Bananium Energy Sword
3 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it.][
Teachstache Grenade
3 TC
A teargas grenade that launches sticky moustaches onto the face of anyone not wearing a clown or mime mask. The moustaches will remain attached to the face of all targets for one minute, preventing the use of breath masks and other such devices.][
Slipocalypse Clusterbang
3 TC
A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario!][
Buzzkill Grenade Box
15 TC
A box with three grenades that release a swarm of angry bees upon activation. These bees indiscriminately attack friend or foe with random toxins. Courtesy of the BLF and Tiger Cooperative.][
Viscerator Delivery Grenade Box
15 TC
A box containing unique grenades that deploys a swarm of viscerators upon activation, which will chase down and shred any non-operatives in the area.] 4 fugitives took refuge on null Object LVI!
Killerfrost101 was Lynwood Adams the Fugitive and survivedChamuscado was Ruby Zimmer the Fugitive and survivedCutplays was Brendan Endsley the Fugitive and survivedJedisixx was Royce Stahl the Fugitive and survived Codpiece1 was
THE GREATEST DRAGON YET the
Space Dragon and
diedObjective #1: Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. Your possible rift locations are: Transfer Centre, Security Post - Cargo Bay, Shared Engineering Storage, Brig and Head of Security's Office
Fail.The Space Dragon has failed!
- ToastGoats, who played 1 space carps.
- Panzerkampfwaggen, who played 1 space carps.
- Excalibot, who played 1 space carps.
- Indie-ana Jones, who played 1 space carps.
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 25212 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 434.69 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Charles Jones with 1066 cr!