Round ID: 214347
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 45 minutes and 31.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: Destroyed
    Total Population: 47
    Survival Rate: 10 (21.3%)
    First Death: Turbo Junior, Assistant, at Mech Transport (123,109,8). Damage taken: 231.4/6.5/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 11
    Threat left: 0
    Executed rules:
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Space Dragon: -7 threat
        Midround - Blob: -8 threat
LYSSA V1 (Played by: Dorsidwarf)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
1 fugitive took refuge on Corgi Station Zeta!
ToastGoats was Waldo the Fugitive and died
...And 5 Russian Fugitive Hunterss tried to hunt them down!
EsotericSeaslug was Serena Best the Fugitive Hunter and died
Excalibot was Reid Sloan the Fugitive Hunter and survived
EsotericSeaslug was Christiana Baskett the Fugitive Hunter and died
Sneedbocks was Christina Hincken the Fugitive Hunter and died
FamilyGuyFunny was Dakota Begum the Fugitive Hunter and died
Major Russian Fugitive Hunters Victory
The Russian Fugitive Hunterss managed to capture every fugitive, dead or alive.
Cyber InterCode Operatives:
Syndicate Major Victory!
Cyber InterCode operatives have destroyed Corgi Station Zeta!

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 25 TC) [Syndicate Minibomb (33% off!)
4 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
[Stealth Implant (25% off!)
6 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
]
[12g Buckshot Drum (Bulldog)
2 TC
An additional 8-round buckshot magazine for use with the Bulldog shotgun. Front towards enemy.
x2]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Syndicate Jaws of Life (25% off!)
3 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[Box of Throwing Weapons
3 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs.
]
[10mm Handgun Magazine (Ansem)
2 TC
An additional 8-round 10mm magazine, compatible with the Ansem pistol.
]
The blobs were:
Kidgenius702 was Blob Overmind (278) and survived
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob has failed!
Blob Overmind (278) took over 141 tiles at the height of its growth.

The hypnotized victims were:
ForkInTheMicrowave was Paul Frightphant the Assistant and died
Objective #1: AI, please open this door. Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The other antagonists were:
ToastGoats was Y`shej the Nightmare and died
Objective #1: Conjure nightfall by blade or by flame. Fail.
The Nightmare has failed!

ToastGoats was blobbernaut (761) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blobbernaut was successful!

Mansweep was blobbernaut (59) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blobbernaut was successful!

ToastGoats was blob spore (867) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

Trader of memes was blob spore (240) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

ToastGoats was blob spore (927) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

MizukiYoshino was blob spore (326) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

ToastGoats was blob spore (932) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

ToastGoats was blob spore (932) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

MizukiYoshino was blob spore (284) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

ToastGoats was blob spore (473) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

OneHalfCupFlour was blob spore (829) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

Trader of memes was blob spore (497) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

ToastGoats was blob spore (389) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

OneHalfCupFlour was blob spore (633) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

Trader of memes was blob spore (56) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

OneHalfCupFlour was blob spore (176) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

The space dragons were:
Sneedbocks was DOOM the Space Dragon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. Your possible rift locations are: Science Break Room, Evidence Storage, Transfer Centre, Courtroom and Ordnance Office Fail.
The Space Dragon has failed!

The Space Dragon was assisted by:

  • Loafing34, who played 1 space carps.
  • ToastGoats, who played 1 space carps.



The traitors were:
BarredChicken was Roxanne Summers the Chief Medical Officer and died

Roxanne Summers was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 19 TC) [Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]


Objective #1: Prevent Fig Newton, the Medical Doctor, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 1055.33 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: margaritas, death
The code responses were: brig control, collectables, Ayla Alekseev, chemical dispensers, computing
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 38002 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 808.553 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Wolf Muddler with 1650 cr!