[2023-09-10 05:58:46.696] Starting up round ID 214302.
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[2023-09-10 06:54:06.987] UPLINK: Joe Mona/(Space-Lube I) purchased Double-Bladed Energy Sword (37% off!) for 10 telecrystals from Space-Lube I (Clown)'s uplink
[2023-09-10 06:55:57.700] UPLINK: Joe Mona/(Space-Lube I) purchased Sleepy Pen (50% off!) for 2 telecrystals from Space-Lube I (Clown)'s uplink
[2023-09-10 06:56:07.781] UPLINK: Joe Mona/(Space-Lube I) purchased Composition C-4 for 1 telecrystals from Space-Lube I (Clown)'s uplink
[2023-09-10 06:56:13.725] UPLINK: Joe Mona/(Space-Lube I) purchased Clown Bomb (53% off!) for 7 telecrystals from Space-Lube I (Clown)'s uplink
[2023-09-10 06:56:18.332] UPLINK: Infamous626/(Kayleigh Sanders) purchased Storage Implant for 8 telecrystals from the uplink implant's uplink
[2023-09-10 06:59:15.339] UPLINK-HERETIC: Fixing Good/(Paxton Gobbler) gained knowledge: Glimmer of Winter
[2023-09-10 06:59:21.813] UPLINK-HERETIC: Fixing Good/(Paxton Gobbler) gained knowledge: Grasp of Void
[2023-09-10 06:59:30.082] UPLINK-HERETIC: Fixing Good/(Paxton Gobbler) gained knowledge: Aristocrat's Way
[2023-09-10 07:10:07.174] UPLINK: Andrew17/(Clark Oppenheimer) purchased Holoparasites for 18 telecrystals from Clark Oppenheimer (Roboticist)'s uplink
[2023-09-10 07:16:33.376] UPLINK: Infamous626/(Kayleigh Sanders) purchased Hacked AI Law Upload Module for 4 telecrystals from the uplink implant's uplink
[2023-09-10 07:19:45.567] UPLINK: S4x0r/(Rusty Shackleford) purchased a random uplink item from Clark Oppenheimer's uplink with 2 telecrystals remaining
[2023-09-10 07:19:45.570] UPLINK: S4x0r/(Rusty Shackleford) purchased Syndicate Smokes for 2 telecrystals from 's uplink
[2023-09-10 07:22:35.895] UPLINK: Nianjiilical/(Ramon Chivara) purchased Hacked AI Law Upload Module for 4 telecrystals from the uplink implant's uplink
[2023-09-10 07:23:44.609] UPLINK: Nianjiilical/(Ramon Chivara) purchased Storage Implant for 8 telecrystals from the uplink implant's uplink
[2023-09-10 07:27:54.429] UPLINK: Nianjiilical/(Ramon Chivara) purchased Syndicate Encryption Key (50% off!) for 1 telecrystals from the uplink implant's uplink
[2023-09-10 07:28:20.235] UPLINK: Nianjiilical/(Ramon Chivara) purchased Binary Translator Key for 5 telecrystals from the uplink implant's uplink
[2023-09-10 07:36:33.993] UPLINK: Starnightx/(Robin Banks) purchased Smuggler's Satchel for 1 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2023-09-10 07:36:34.205] UPLINK: Starnightx/(Robin Banks) purchased Smuggler's Satchel for 1 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2023-09-10 07:36:34.261] UPLINK: Starnightx/(Robin Banks) purchased Smuggler's Satchel for 1 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2023-09-10 07:36:34.358] UPLINK: Starnightx/(Robin Banks) purchased Smuggler's Satchel for 1 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2023-09-10 07:43:48.665] UPLINK-HERETIC: C1e/(Teru Hikiuboshi) gained knowledge: Principle of Hunger
[2023-09-10 07:45:25.709] UPLINK-HERETIC: C1e/(Teru Hikiuboshi) gained knowledge: Grasp of Flesh
[2023-09-10 07:45:34.499] UPLINK-HERETIC: C1e/(Teru Hikiuboshi) gained knowledge: Imperfect Ritual
[2023-09-10 07:45:52.266] UPLINK-HERETIC: C1e/(Teru Hikiuboshi) gained knowledge: Mark of Flesh
[2023-09-10 07:46:05.405] UPLINK: Infamous626/(Kayleigh Sanders) purchased Bag of X-4 explosives for 4 telecrystals from the uplink implant's uplink
[2023-09-10 07:46:27.120] UPLINK: Infamous626/(Kayleigh Sanders) purchased Composition C-4 for 1 telecrystals from the uplink implant's uplink