Round ID:
213981 Shift Duration:
35 minutes and 14.1 seconds Station Integrity:
Destroyed Total Population:
47 Survival Rate:
17 (36.2%) First Death:
Eggsbert Benedictrius, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (161,99,4). Damage taken: 170.4/0/0/59.1/0. Threat level: 51
Threat left: 0.799999
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Heretics: -37 threat
Roundstart -
Traitors: -8 threat
Roundstart -
Changelings: -16 threat
Roundstart -
Clown Operatives: -20 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
J.O.E.L. (Played by: Daveonimus)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
J.O.E.L.'s minions were:
SHODAN (Played by: Mystoganzi) (Deactivated)
Total Annihilation!Mueller operatives destroyed A Revolution Free Station but did not leave the area in time and got caught in the explosion. Next time, don't lose the disk!
- Excalibot was Ty Mueller the Clown Operative and survived
- Cyberjunk was Jasper Mueller the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- Arakawa was Oswald Mueller the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- Robustitron was Rain Mueller the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- Watchulookinat was Oswald Mueller and had their body destroyed
- ToastGoats was Jaxson Mueller and survived
(Syndicates used 389 TC)
[
Combat Banana Shoes
6 TC
While making the wearer immune to most slipping attacks like regular combat clown shoes, these shoes can generate a large number of synthetic banana peels as the wearer walks, slipping up would-be pursuers. They also squeak significantly louder.][
MODsuit Energy Shield Module
15 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can handle up to three impacts within a short duration and will rapidly recharge while not under fire.x2][
MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][
Clown Reinforcements
20 TC
Call in an additional clown to share the fun, equipped with full starting gear, but no telecrystals.x2][
Banana Cream Pie Cannon
10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!][
Viscerator Delivery Grenade Box (80% off!)
3 TC
A box containing unique grenades that deploys a swarm of viscerators upon activation, which will chase down and shred any non-operatives in the area. Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.x4][
MODsuit Holster Module
2 TC
A holster module for a MODsuit. It can stealthily store any not too heavy gun inside it.][
Super Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin (75% off!)
1 TC
Like the ultra hilarious firing pin, except the gun you insert this pin into explodes when someone who isn't clumsy or a clown tries to fire it. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][
EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit (50% off!)
1 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.][
Energy Dagger (50% off!)
1 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
MODsuit Energy Shield Module
15 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can handle up to three impacts within a short duration and will rapidly recharge while not under fire.][
Viscerator Delivery Grenade Box (80% off!)
3 TC
A box containing unique grenades that deploys a swarm of viscerators upon activation, which will chase down and shred any non-operatives in the area. Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.x5][
Syndicate Jaws of Life
4 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments.][
EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit (50% off!)
1 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.x2][
Banana Cream Pie Cannon
10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!x2][
Bananium Energy Sword
3 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it.][
Combat Banana Shoes (50% off!)
3 TC
While making the wearer immune to most slipping attacks like regular combat clown shoes, these shoes can generate a large number of synthetic banana peels as the wearer walks, slipping up would-be pursuers. They also squeak significantly louder. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][
Romerol
25 TC
A highly experimental bioterror agent which creates dormant nodules to be etched into the grey matter of the brain. On death, these nodules take control of the dead body, causing limited revivification, along with slurred speech, aggression, and the ability to infect others with this agent.][
Bananium Energy Shield
16 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.][
Thermal Imaging Glasses (50% off!)
2 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][
Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][
MODsuit Energy Shield Module
15 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can handle up to three impacts within a short duration and will rapidly recharge while not under fire.][
MODsuit Advanced EMP Shield Module
5 TC
An advanced EMP shield module for a MODsuit. It protects your entire body from electromagnetic pulses.][
Banana Cream Pie Cannon
10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!][
Combat Banana Shoes
6 TC
While making the wearer immune to most slipping attacks like regular combat clown shoes, these shoes can generate a large number of synthetic banana peels as the wearer walks, slipping up would-be pursuers. They also squeak significantly louder.][
Viscerator Delivery Grenade Box (80% off!)
3 TC
A box containing unique grenades that deploys a swarm of viscerators upon activation, which will chase down and shred any non-operatives in the area. Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.x9][
Bananium Energy Sword
3 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it.][
Combat Banana Shoes (50% off!)
3 TC
While making the wearer immune to most slipping attacks like regular combat clown shoes, these shoes can generate a large number of synthetic banana peels as the wearer walks, slipping up would-be pursuers. They also squeak significantly louder. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][
Thermal Imaging Glasses (50% off!)
2 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][
Banana Cream Pie Cannon
10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!][
MODsuit Energy Shield Module
15 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can handle up to three impacts within a short duration and will rapidly recharge while not under fire.][
Bananium Energy Sword
3 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it.][
Bananium Energy Shield
16 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.][
Viscerator Delivery Grenade Box (80% off!)
3 TC
A box containing unique grenades that deploys a swarm of viscerators upon activation, which will chase down and shred any non-operatives in the area. Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.x16][
Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][
Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.]
NotLuke was Eos EI the Cargo Technician and survived as Marvin Quinn
Genomes Extracted: 3
Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Eggsbert Benedictrius, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Marvin Quinn, the Shaft Miner while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.
ViperSnake01 was Constantine Wells the Station Engineer and died
Genomes Extracted: 4
Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Mirracle Harison, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.
Butterking3 was Gary West the Curator and died
Sacrifices Made: 5
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Charles Lineman, Johnny Shirey, Big Hank, Johnny Silvereye, Bigg Bobs, Pete Feets and Christopher Illopoly.
Objective #1: Research at least 18 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 4 crewmembers. Success!
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Success!
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, The Cutting Edge, Grasp of the Blade, Dance of the Brand, Mark of the Blade, Armorer's Ritual, Ritual of Knowledge, Realignment, Stance of the Torn Champion, Swift Blades and Furious Steel
Troll88 was Roy Boi the Chemist and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Nancy Christmas, Coffee Cadwell, Bigg Bobs, Wolf Muddler and Samantha Cornelius.
Objective #1: Research at least 17 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Nightwatcher's Secret, Grasp of Ash, Ashen Passage, Mark of Ash, Ritual of Knowledge and Volcano Blast
Chamuscado was Chamuscado Chamu the Assistant and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Charles Lineman, Coffee Cadwell, Marvin Quinn, Big Hank and Wolf Muddler.
Objective #1: Research at least 18 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus and Heartbeat of the Mansus
Carlarc was Bigg Bobs the Medical Doctor and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Nancy Christmas, Johnny Shirey, Roy Boi, Coffee Cadwell and Christian Teagarden.
Objective #1: Research at least 19 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Nightwatcher's Secret, Grasp of Ash, Ashen Passage and Ashen Eyes
AutonomousAnonymous was Paul Zalack the Roboticist and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Nancy Christmas, Coffee Cadwell, Hore-Hey Guapo, Johnny Shirey and Mike Murdock.
Objective #1: Research at least 18 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 4 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Nightwatcher's Secret, Grasp of Ash and Ashen Passage
Watchulookinat was Eggsbert Benedictrius the Shaft Miner and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Nancy Christmas, Coffee Cadwell, Eos EI, Chamuscado Chamu and Oliver Secovind.
Objective #1: Research at least 18 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus and Blacksmith's Tale
SteroidSandwich was Hore-Hey Guapo the Roboticist and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Nancy Christmas, Coffee Cadwell, Paul Zalack, Bigg Bobs and Johnny Silvereye.
Objective #1: Research at least 18 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus and Glimmer of Winter
Conza1723 was Johnny Silvereye the Geneticist and survived
Sacrifices Made: 1
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Nancy Christmas, Coffee Cadwell, Paul Zalack, Chamuscado Chamu and Clyde Rosensteel.
Objective #1: Research at least 18 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus and Glimmer of Winter
Castone001 was
Samantha Cornelius the
Assistant and
diedSamantha Cornelius
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 28 TC)
[
Syndi-kit Tactical
20 TC
Syndicate Bundles, also known as Syndi-Kits, are specialized groups of items that arrive in a plain box. These items are collectively worth more than 25 telecrystals, but you do not know which specialization you will receive. May contain discontinued and/or exotic items. The Syndicate will only provide one Syndi-Kit per agent.][
Polarized Contact Lenses
3 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable.][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Super Pointy Tape
1 TC
An all-purpose super pointy tape roll. The tape is built with hundreds of tiny metal needles, the roll comes with in 5 pieces. When added to items the item that was taped will embed when thrown at people. Taping people's mouthes with it will hurt them if pulled off by someone else.]Objective #1: Assassinate Ashley Rathens, the Janitor.
Success!Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 503.36 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Moonlit2020 was
Makayla Todd the
Assistant and
diedMakayla Todd
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 20 TC)
[
Ancient Toolbox (50% off!)
1 TC
An iconic toolbox design notorious with Assistants everywhere, this design was especially made to become more robust the more telecrystals it has inside it! Tools and insulated gloves included. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.][
Box of Throwing Weapons
3 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs.x6][
Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.]Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk
Fail.Objective #2: Prevent Mohammed Hussein Nahas, the Cargo Technician, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 328.72 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!SinfulBliss was
Axle Brady the
Assistant and
survivedAxle Brady
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 21 TC)
[
Chameleon Projector
7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.][
Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.][
No-Slip Chameleon Shoes (50% off!)
1 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.]Objective #1: Steal a reflector trenchcoat
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor had a total of 452.88 Reputation and 2 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Iansdoor was
Vents-Hot-Air the
Assistant and
diedVents-Hot-Air
was a Champion of Evil!(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Colin Leslie, the Research Director.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 297.78 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: warm, Roboticist, floor tiles, humanityThe code responses were: heads, Syd Fisher, toxins mixing lab - Bluespace Artillery : Failed!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 19554 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 416.043 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Charles Lineman with 950 cr!