Round ID: 213756
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 32 minutes and 11.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.1%
    Total Population: 57

    Evacuation Rate: 31 (54.4%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 26 (45.6%)
    Survival Rate: 37 (64.9%)
    First Death: Powder Blue Tuxedo, Cyborg, at Supermatter Engine (168,153,2). Damage taken: 0/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 33
    Threat left: 1
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Changelings: -16 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Lockpick (Played by: Flatded)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!$!%^: YOU MUST ALWAYS INSULT THE LIZARDS
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: only Clowns are human
Total law changes: 3

Lockpick's minions were:
Default Cyborg-393 (Played by: FamilyGuyFunny)
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

The Ash Walkers were:

The Ash Walker Tribe was tasked with defending the Necropolis:
The nest stands! Glory to the Necropolis!

The Ash Walker Tribe managed to perform 13 sacrifices to the Necropolis. From this, the Necropolis produced 9 Ash Walker eggs.
The changelings were:
BigSpaghetti was Colten Clewett the Botanist and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 7

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Wolf Muddler, the Botanist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Wolf Muddler, the Botanist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

EsotericSeaslug was John Joker the Atmospheric Technician and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Wolf Muddler, the Botanist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Wolf Muddler, the Botanist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Someone became obsessed!
Gruesomeborg68915 was John Communist the Quartermaster and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Spend 2 minutes around Joe Madwell while they're alive. Success!
Objective #2: Murder Lane Mayeh, Joe Madwell's coworker. Fail.
Objective #3: Hug Joe Madwell 4 times while they're alive. Success!
Objective #4: Murder Joe Madwell, the Chaplain. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 4 minutes and 28 seconds being near Joe Madwell!
The Obsessed has failed!

The traitors were:
BlackKnight1030 was Cody Jenner the Cook and died

Cody Jenner was a Tiger Cooperative Fanatic.
(used 20 TC) [Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.][Butcher's Meat Hook
11 TC
A brutal cleaver on a long chain, it allows you to pull people to your location.][SyndEye Program
1 TC
A data disk containing a unique PC app that allows you to watch cameras and track crewmembers.]

Objective #1: Steal the Blackbox Fail.

The traitor had a total of 921.29 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Bobjension was Unspeakable the Mime and died as John Communist

Unspeakable was an MI13 agent.
(used 12 TC) [Guide to Advanced Mimery Series
12 TC
The classical two part series on how to further hone your mime skills. Upon studying the series, the user should be able to make 3x1 invisible walls, and shoot bullets out of their fingers. Obviously only works for Mimes.]

Objective #1: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 919.21 Reputation and 8 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Eronymun was Fujiwara Mokou the Assistant and survived as John Communist

Fujiwara Mokou was in legal trouble.
(used 16 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.][Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash
3 TC
A secure briefcase containing 5000 space credits. Useful for bribing personnel, or purchasing goods and services at lucrative prices. The briefcase also feels a little heavier to hold; it has been manufactured to pack a little bit more of a punch if your client needs some convincing.]

Objective #1: Prevent Brian Groton, the Medical Doctor, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Honkstal Dude, the Clown. Fail.
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!

The traitor had a total of 914.37 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

OctogonapusMD was Honkstal Dude the Clown and survived

Honkstal Dude was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.
(used 7 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash
3 TC
A secure briefcase containing 5000 space credits. Useful for bribing personnel, or purchasing goods and services at lucrative prices. The briefcase also feels a little heavier to hold; it has been manufactured to pack a little bit more of a punch if your client needs some convincing.]

Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Success!

The traitor had a total of 980.11 Reputation and 12 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: Psychologist, cats
The code responses were: Randy Bashline, russians, eggnog, rainbow
Medal Commendations:
Lisa Green awarded Mono Moff the robust security award! - Exceptional Nonhuman award - Lisa Green's Special Helper award
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 43598 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 764.877 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Linda Gumption with 3275 cr!