Round ID: 212244
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 4 minutes and 48 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.4%
    Total Population: 58
    Survival Rate: 24 (41.4%)
    First Death: Funny Man, Clown, at Bar Lounge (145,139,3). Damage taken: 200/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 45.4
    Threat left: 0.400002
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Roundstart - Changelings: -16 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Blob: -8 threat
N.E.M.O. (Played by: Qunk)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
0: Only all crewmembers is human
Total law changes: 4

N.E.M.O.'s minions were:
Default Android-626 (Played by: cutplays) (Deactivated)

I.H.A.T.E.H.U.M.A.N.S (Played by: Codpiece1) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Only all crewmembers is human
Bonk Industries Operatives:
Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disk and stopped the Bonk Industries Operatives!

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 25 TC) [Anti-Materiel Sniper Rifle Briefcase (Hard) (50% off!)
9 TC
An outdated, but still extremely powerful anti-material sniper rifle. Fires .50 BMG cartridges from a 6 round magazine. Can be fitted with a suppressor. If anyone asks how that even works, tell them it's Nanotrasen's fault. Comes with 3 spare magazines; 2 regular magazines and 1 disruptor magazine. Also comes with a suit and tie. Normally costs 18 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Syndicate Revolver Case (Moderate) (78% off!)
3 TC
Waffle Co.'s modernized Syndicate revolver. Fires 7 brutal rounds of .357 Magnum. A classic operative weapon, brought to the modern era. Comes with 3 additional speedloaders of .357. Normally costs 14 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
x3]
[Experimental Syndicate Teleporter (50% off!)
4 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.
]
[Radio Jammer (80% off!)
1 TC
This device will disrupt any nearby outgoing radio communication when activated. Does not affect binary chat. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.
]
[Stimpack (60% off!)
2 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
The blobs were:
Trexter555 was Blob Overmind (314) and survived
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Success!
The Blob was successful!

The changelings were:
Overuseddart was Barco Merg the Quartermaster and died
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Colton Savage, the Station Engineer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Colton Savage, the Station Engineer while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Cboggs03 was Kayla Paulson the Chief Medical Officer and died
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Funny Man, the Clown. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The other antagonists were:
Flatded was blobbernaut (633) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blobbernaut was successful!

Enansal was blobbernaut (337) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blobbernaut was successful!

ThatOneMod was blob spore (209) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Zombie was successful!

The traitors were:
Jennifer Hawkings was Kendra Hunter the Scientist and died

Kendra Hunter was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 14 TC) [Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.
]
[Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.
]
[Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.
]


Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Vapor, the Bartender, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 648.33 Reputation and 6 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Watchulookinat was Larry McOmano the Assistant and had their body destroyed

Larry McOmano was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.
(used 18 TC) [Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]
[Bag of X-4 explosives
4 TC
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
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Objective #1: Steal the Blackbox Fail.

The traitor had a total of 676.16 Reputation and -1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

barberferdinand was Bean Sprout the Botanist and died

Bean Sprout was in legal trouble.

Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 637.25 Reputation and 5 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Cyberjunk was Fabian Rowley the Assistant and died

Fabian Rowley was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 20 TC) [Double-Bladed Energy Sword (50% off!)
8 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield. Normally costs 16 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[Freedom Implant
5 TC
An implant injected into the body and later activated at the user's will. It will attempt to free the user from common restraints such as handcuffs.
]
[EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.
]
[Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash
3 TC
A secure briefcase containing 5000 space credits. Useful for bribing personnel, or purchasing goods and services at lucrative prices. The briefcase also feels a little heavier to hold; it has been manufactured to pack a little bit more of a punch if your client needs some convincing.
]


Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Eurosia Accurata, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 725.94 Reputation and 2 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: berries, lasers
The code responses were: Quartermaster, ethereal, ai upload chamber, nerds
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 10 customers and made 230 credits.
In total, they earned 230 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 45415 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 783.017 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Fabian Rowley with 4676 cr!