Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disk and killed the Big Large Honker Operatives
The syndicate operatives were:
- Jackary1 was Burt Big Large Honker the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- Lawlolawl was Adan Big Large Honker the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- Mey Ha Zah was Wendy Big Large Honker the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
(Syndicates used 100 TC) [
Banana Cream Pie Cannon10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!][
CQC Manual13 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.][
Combat Banana Shoes6 TC
While making the wearer immune to most slipping attacks like regular combat clown shoes, these shoes can generate a large number of synthetic banana peels as the wearer walks, slipping up would-be pursuers. They also squeak significantly louder.][
Elite Syndicate MODsuit8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][
Chameleon Kit2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.][
Bananium Energy Shield16 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.][
MODsuit Anti-Slip Module2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][
Bag of X-4 explosives4 TC
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.][
Syndicate Jaws of Life4 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments.][
CQC Manual13 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.][
Gloves of the North Star8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.][
Protocol CRAB-17 Phone (57% off!)3 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.][
Syndicate Combat Medic Kit (75% off!)1 TC
This first aid kit is a suspicious black and red. Included is a number of atropine medipens for rapid stabilization and detonation prevention, sutures and regenerative mesh for wound treatment, and patches for faster healing on the field. Also comes with basic medical tools and sterlizer. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][
Stealth Implant8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.][
Radio Jammer (60% off!)2 TC
This device will disrupt any nearby outgoing radio communication when activated. Does not affect binary chat. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.]