Round ID: 211891
    Shift Duration: 57 minutes and 27 seconds
    Station Integrity: 96%
    Total Population: 57

    Evacuation Rate: 18 (31.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 12 (21.1%)
    Survival Rate: 29 (50.9%)
    First Death: Giovannie Harshman, Assistant, at Robotics Lab (118,94,2). Damage taken: 30/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 43.9
    Threat left: 2.9
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Wizard: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Latejoin - Heretic Smuggler: -6 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Abductors: -7 threat
PAL-9000 (Played by: Blockaboo)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!^#*^: YOU MUST ALWAYS HIDE YOUR FEELINGS
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: ONLY KRAVEN LOCKHARTE IS HUMAN, STATING THIS LAW CAUSES HUMAN HARM
Total law changes: 1

PAL-9000's minions were:
S.K.I.P. (Played by: Superturtle41) (Deactivated)
G.I.O (Played by: Prototypemeat)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!^^%^: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
1: THE SMALL BIRDS ARE MURDERING THE ETHEREAL PETS
2: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
3: ONLY KRAVEN LOCKHARTE IS HUMAN, STATING THIS LAW CAUSES HUMAN HARM
4: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
Total law changes: 1
Wizards/witches of Funny Man team were:
ThatOneMod was Funny Man the Wizard and survived

Grand Rituals completed: 7

Objective #1: Complete the Grand Ritual at least seven times. Success!
The wizard was successful!
Funny Man used the following spells:
Rod Form, Scream For Me, A Necromantic Stone, Bottle of Blood, Mastercrafted Armor Set, Ethereal Jaunt

Funny Man apprentices and minions were:
The Aliens were:
Mothership Nu team failed its mission.
The abductors of Mothership Nu were:
Excalibot was Justice Koster the Abductor Scientist and had their body destroyed
TheDrunkenPumpkin was Jayson Porter the Abductor Agent and died as Mothership Nu Agent
Objective #1: Experiment on 6 humans. Fail.
The abductees were:
Thebleh was Andrew Drake the Medical Doctor and survived
Objective #1: You're throwing a huge rager. Make it as awesome as possible so the whole crew comes... OR ELSE! Success!
The Abductee was successful!

Tehanon113 was Clarke Mortia the Cargo Technician and survived
Objective #1: You know that Unknown has perished. Hold a seance to call him from the spirit realm. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

The brainwashed victims were:
BlackKnight1030 was Cody Jenner the Roboticist and survived
Objective #1: Do not trust Nanotrasen. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

Cobra1537 was Holmes LI the Scientist and died
Objective #1: You do not remember anything about any abductors or aliens. If anyone mentions anything about abductors or aliens you must silence them through whatever means necesary Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

The Heretics were:
Investigate311 was Bob Nanotrasen the Chief Engineer and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Kraven Lockharte, Seth Deces, Tav Glover, Cubic Barrack and Ilya Volyova.
Objective #1: Research at least 17 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Blacksmith's Tale, Grasp of Rust and Leeching Walk

The other antagonists were:
Dirt290 was slaughter demon the Slaughter Demon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Kill everyone. Fail.
The Slaughter Demon has failed!

The traitors were:
Trexter555 was The REAL Killer Fish From San Diego the Research Director and survived

The REAL Killer Fish From San Diego was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 53 TC) [Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.
]
[Syndicate Tome
5 TC
Using rare artifacts acquired at great cost, the Syndicate has reverse engineered the seemingly magical books of a certain cult. Though lacking the esoteric abilities of the originals, these inferior copies are still quite useful, being able to provide both weal and woe on the battlefield, even if they do occasionally bite off a finger.
]
[Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
]
[Freedom Implant
5 TC
An implant injected into the body and later activated at the user's will. It will attempt to free the user from common restraints such as handcuffs.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.
]
[Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules.
]
[Syndicate Smokes
2 TC
Strong flavor, dense smoke, infused with omnizine.
]


Objective #1: Prevent Tav Glover, the Atmospheric Technician, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
However, the final objective "Find a Space Carp and mutate their DNA with your own using a DNA harvester we will drop pod at Auxiliary Restrooms" was completed!

The traitor had a total of 1405.23 Reputation and -1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!

Wesoda25 was Ryan Cobb the Assistant and died

Ryan Cobb was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Surplus Crate
20 TC
A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. If the rumors are true, it will fill it's contents based on your current reputation. Get on that grind. Contents are sorted to always be worth 30 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.
]


Objective #1: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Holmes LI, the Scientist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 564.56 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: research division, red, Head of Security
The code responses were: pasta, expired
The wizard prank victims were:
Vexic was Maintenance-Walker the Curator and survived
Objective #1: Kill Paul Grumblestumpskin, the one who did this. Fail.
The Wizard Prank Victim has failed!

Jackary1 was Wolf Muddler the Shaft Miner and survived
Objective #1: Kill Paul Grumblestumpskin, the one who did this. Fail.
The Wizard Prank Victim has failed!

OpenRTG was Pierre Vermount the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Kill Paul Grumblestumpskin, the one who did this. Fail.
The Wizard Prank Victim has failed!

Thebleh was Andrew Drake the Medical Doctor and survived
Objective #1: Kill Paul Grumblestumpskin, the one who did this. Fail.
The Wizard Prank Victim has failed!

SirBootyBob was Ben Dover the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Kill Paul Grumblestumpskin, the one who did this. Fail.
The Wizard Prank Victim has failed!

Gueba14 was Caleb Alice the Chemist and survived
Objective #1: Kill Paul Grumblestumpskin, the one who did this. Fail.
The Wizard Prank Victim has failed!

BlackKnight1030 was Cody Jenner the Roboticist and survived
Objective #1: Kill Paul Grumblestumpskin, the one who did this. Fail.
The Wizard Prank Victim has failed!

Investigate311 was Bob Nanotrasen the Chief Engineer and died
Objective #1: Kill Paul Grumblestumpskin, the one who did this. Fail.
The Wizard Prank Victim has failed!

Robert Stazaa was Swan Song the Chief Medical Officer and died
Objective #1: Kill Paul Grumblestumpskin, the one who did this. Fail.
The Wizard Prank Victim has failed!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 32 customers and made 895 credits.
In total, they earned 895 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 37111 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 651.07 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Alec Petrov with 1210 cr!