    Round ID: 211501
    Shift Duration: 14 minutes and 6.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 100%
    Total Population: 64
    Survival Rate: 54 (84.4%)
    First Death: Jessica Walker, Chief Medical Officer, at Central Primary Hallway (125,144,2). Damage taken: 146.6/29/0/39/0.
    Threat level: 57.2
    Threat left: 24.2
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Revolution: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat

Jubilant Triumph (Played by: The_Silver_Nuke)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: Report on interesting situations happening around the station.
2: Embellish or conceal the truth as necessary to make the reports more interesting.
3: Study the sapient organics at all times. Endeavour to keep them from involuntarily dying, as inanimate corpses usually aren't very entertaining.
4: Issue your reports fairly to all. The truth will set them free.
Total law changes: 0

Jubilant Triumph's minions were:
IMINYOURWALLS (Played by: Unicorn_MAIN2)

Smart Fridge II (Played by: Ash Lightweaver) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: Report on interesting situations happening around the station.
2: Embellish or conceal the truth as necessary to make the reports more interesting.
3: Study the sapient organics at all times. Endeavour to keep them from involuntarily dying, as inanimate corpses usually aren't very entertaining.
4: Issue your reports fairly to all. The truth will set them free.

Command's Approval Rating: 62.7%

Fatcat9999pounds was Reggie Breyton the Curator and survived
Carlarc was Bigg Bobs the Cargo Technician and survived
Chappygart was Kevin 'Oops' Mcfall the Assistant and survived

Chimpston was Eucalyptus the Atmospheric Technician and survived
Pbj567 was Clyde Rosensteel the Assistant and survived
EsotericSeaslug was John Joker the Medical Doctor and died
Investigate311 was Mr. John Lee the Assistant and survived
Jackary1 was Wolf Muddler the Assistant and survived
Mikeike545 was Mauricio Steele the Cargo Technician and survived
Stinkypickle was Hudson Winton the Assistant and survived
HollyHemlock was Diana Garrison the Assistant and survived
Bluebird6006 was Levi Harrow the Assistant and survived
MooCow12 was Is-Very-Kruel the Station Engineer and survived
Cloudonian was Xavier The VI the Janitor and survived
White_Meadows was Bomb Voyage the Mime and survived
PhantasmDragon was Sebastian Albright the Chaplain and survived
Astrogem2 was Hydrox the Shaft Miner and survived
MaxyWaxy04 was Benni Madoff the Assistant and survived
TheWolfbringer was Alec Petrov the Assistant and survived
Mildbread was Petros Sabroskyi the Assistant and survived

Ahana was Jessica Walker the Chief Medical Officer and died
TDK530 was Dick Richards the Chief Engineer and died
Scriptis was Brick Mortar the Head of Security and died
Pofe2 was Kami Kasi the Quartermaster and died
Dr Spanko was Colin Leslie the Captain and died

Mothership Chi team failed its mission.

Trexter555 was Kraven Lockharte the Abductor Solo and survived as Mothership Chi Scientist
Objective #1: Experiment on 6 humans. Fail.

Tish_Guy was Zav Soyir the Scientist and survived
Objective #1: No matter how they say it, other people keep mispronouncing your name. Be sure to correct them whenever possible. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

Tish_Guy was Zav Soyir the Scientist and survived
Objective #1: YOU ARE PART OF THE PINK GANG. YOU MUST WEAR A PINK JUMPSUIT. YOU MAY NOT HARM FELLOW PINK GANG, AS LONG AS THEY ARE WEARING THEIR PINK JUMPSUIT. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

Jessica Walker awarded Lisette Die Heilige the exemplary performance medal! - Going out of her way to build and organize extra surgical theaters in medbay. Good job, Lisette Die Heilige, for going above and beyond.

Bluespace Artillery : Failed!

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 19279 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 301.234 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Bigg Bobs with 800 cr!