Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disk and stopped the HONKSTEINS Operatives!
The syndicate operatives were:
- Cboggs03 was April HONKSTEINS the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- Game_And_Glitch3 was Luis HONKSTEINS the Clown Operative and survived
- Chamuscado was Melany HONKSTEINS the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- Heyitsohjay was Cory HONKSTEINS the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- ExtremelyDooDooWaterPlayer was Calvin HONKSTEINS and had their body destroyed
- Blockaboo was Reece HONKSTEINS and had their body destroyed
- Trexter555 was Logan HONKSTEINS and had their body destroyed
(Syndicates used 374 TC) [
Banana Cream Pie Cannon10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!][
Chameleon Kit2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.x4][
Clown Reinforcements20 TC
Call in an additional clown to share the fun, equipped with full starting gear, but no telecrystals.][
Freedom Implant (60% off!)2 TC
An implant injected into the body and later activated at the user's will. It will attempt to free the user from common restraints such as handcuffs. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][
Stealth Implant8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.][
Uplink Implant4 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. Has no telecrystals and must be charged by the use of physical telecrystals. Undetectable (except via surgery), and excellent for escaping confinement.][
Syndicate Space Suit4 TC
This red and black Syndicate space suit is less encumbering than Nanotrasen variants, fits inside bags, and has a weapon slot. Nanotrasen crew members are trained to report red space suit sightings, however.][
CQC Manual13 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.][
Polarized Contact Lenses (66% off!)1 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][
Stealth Implant8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.][
Banana Cream Pie Cannon10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!][
Combat Banana Shoes6 TC
While making the wearer immune to most slipping attacks like regular combat clown shoes, these shoes can generate a large number of synthetic banana peels as the wearer walks, slipping up would-be pursuers. They also squeak significantly louder.][
Medbeam Gun (26% off!)11 TC
A wonder of Syndicate engineering, the Medbeam gun, or Medi-Gun enables a medic to keep his fellow operatives in the fight, even while under fire. Don't cross the streams! Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][
Bananium Energy Shield16 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.][
Bananium Energy Sword3 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it.x2][
Romerol25 TC
A highly experimental bioterror agent which creates dormant nodules to be etched into the grey matter of the brain. On death, these nodules take control of the dead body, causing limited revivification, along with slurred speech, aggression, and the ability to infect others with this agent.][
Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash3 TC
A secure briefcase containing 5000 space credits. Useful for bribing personnel, or purchasing goods and services at lucrative prices. The briefcase also feels a little heavier to hold; it has been manufactured to pack a little bit more of a punch if your client needs some convincing.x4][
Bombanana4 TC
A banana with an explosive taste! discard the peel quickly, as it will explode with the force of a Syndicate minibomb a few seconds after the banana is eaten.x3][
Clown Bomb15 TC
The Clown bomb is a hilarious device capable of massive pranks. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so.x2][
Clown Reinforcements20 TC
Call in an additional clown to share the fun, equipped with full starting gear, but no telecrystals.x2][
Elite Syndicate MODsuit8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.x2][
Syndicate Space Suit4 TC
This red and black Syndicate space suit is less encumbering than Nanotrasen variants, fits inside bags, and has a weapon slot. Nanotrasen crew members are trained to report red space suit sightings, however.][
Bananium Energy Sword3 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it.][
Dark H.O.N.K. (25% off!)60 TC
A clown combat mech equipped with bombanana peel and tearstache grenade launchers, as well as the ubiquitous HoNkER BlAsT 5000. Normally costs 80 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][
Codespeak Manual (66% off!)1 TC
Syndicate agents can be trained to use a series of codewords to convey complex information, which sounds like random concepts and drinks to anyone listening. This manual teaches you this Codespeak. You can also hit someone else with the manual in order to teach them. This is the deluxe edition, which has unlimited uses. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.][
CQC Manual13 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.][
Banana Cream Pie Cannon10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!][
Elite Syndicate MODsuit8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][
MODsuit Anti-Slip Module2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][
Bombanana4 TC
A banana with an explosive taste! discard the peel quickly, as it will explode with the force of a Syndicate minibomb a few seconds after the banana is eaten.x2][
Slipocalypse Clusterbang3 TC
A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario!]
