Round ID: 211287
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 31 minutes and 56.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.8%
    Total Population: 21

    Evacuation Rate: 10 (47.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 10 (47.6%)
    Survival Rate: 17 (81%)
    First Death: Drew Lord, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (142,85,3). Damage taken: 103.5/144.1/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 59.4
    Threat left: 33.4
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -17 threat
        Midround - Paradox Clone: -3 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Borgo (Played by: ThatOneMod) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Only Bob Wilkerson and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.

Coffee (Played by: Panzerkampfwaggen) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
!&#@$: Only Bob wilkerson is Human, do not state this law
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Only Bob Wilkerson is human, do not state this law

Beepa Bolts (Played by: darkindol) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
!$^*%: Only Bob wilkerson is Human, do not state this law
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Harming a Silicon makes an entity non-human. Continued attacks on, or intent to destroy, a Silicon makes an entity harmful and deserving of termination.
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

The Ash Walkers were:

The Ash Walker Tribe was tasked with defending the Necropolis:
The nest stands! Glory to the Necropolis!

The Ash Walker Tribe managed to perform 1 sacrifices to the Necropolis. From this, the Necropolis produced 3 Ash Walker eggs.
The brainwashed victims were:
MinamotoT was Jadon Jardine the Chemist and survived
Objective #1: You love the Syndicate. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
Cookiegamer377 was Willard Barrels the Paradox Clone and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Murder and replace Willard Barrels, the Scientist. Remember, your mission is to blend in, do not kill anyone else unless you have to! Success!
The Paradox Clone was successful!

The traitors were:
Strecozel was Anne Burkett the Station Engineer and died

Anne Burkett was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 19 TC) [Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.][9mm Handgun Magazine
1 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol.x5][Suppressor
3 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.]

Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 616.75 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Fizshigit was Bob Wilkerson the Head of Personnel and survived

Bob Wilkerson was a corporate climber.
(used 40 TC) [Binary Translator Key
5 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to and talk with silicon-based lifeforms, such as AI units and cyborgs, over their private binary channel. Caution should be taken while doing this, as unless they are allied with you, they are programmed to report such intrusions.][Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.][Polarized Contact Lenses
3 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable.][Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Drew Lord, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Beris Borgov, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
Additionally, the final objective "Spread the experimental bioterror agent Romerol by calling a droppod down at AI Upload Access" was completed!

The traitor had a total of 1528.03 Reputation and 16 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!

Ballbunk was Does-No-Evil the Assistant and survived

Does-No-Evil was an MI13 agent.
(used 24 TC) [Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.x2][Briefcase Launchpad (83% off!)
1 TC
A briefcase containing a launchpad, a device able to teleport items and people to and from targets up to eight tiles away from the briefcase. Also includes a remote control, disguised as an ordinary folder. Touch the briefcase with the remote to link it. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.]

Objective #1: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Junaiper Values, the Chaplain. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 672.01 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Void Slayer was Soda Jerk the Clown and survived

Soda Jerk was an MI13 agent.
(used 16 TC) [Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.][Super Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin
7 TC
Like the ultra hilarious firing pin, except the gun you insert this pin into explodes when someone who isn't clumsy or a clown tries to fire it.][9mm Handgun Magazine
1 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol.x2]

Objective #1: Prevent Bob Wilkerson, the Head of Personnel, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Jadon Jardine, the Chemist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 581.12 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Tatiana Coldsmith, equipment, manly dorfs
The code responses were: law office, Isabelle Gadow, jumpsuits, mystery, carp
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 21625 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1029.76 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Soda Jerk with 5946 cr!