[2023-07-28 19:37:44.067] Starting up round ID 211247. - ------------------------- [2023-07-28 20:10:05.408] PAPER: Cboggs03/(Kayla Paulson) wrote to paper: "Hello Central Command this is HOS Kayla Paulson our recent call for help was a clear mistake from our Captain! There is no further need to investigate the situation or find out why it was called! Please do not kill me! Thank you! - - Signed - Kayla Paulson" [2023-07-28 20:10:07.888] PAPER: Captain has sent a fax with the message "Hello Central Command this is HOS Kayla Paulson our recent call for help was a clear mistake from our Captain! There is no further need to investigate the situation or find out why it was called! Please do not kill me! Thank you! - - Signed - Kayla Paulson/" to NT Legal Department/central_command. [2023-07-28 20:31:05.097] PAPER: Litberries/(Sloan Underwood) wrote to paper: "Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female sweeper breeding, the Matriach is the most compatible sweeper for humans? Not only are they in the queen group, which is mostly comprised of powerful sweepers, Matriachs are an average of 10 meters tall and 965 kilograms, this means they’re large enough to be able handle several human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Liquified Flesh, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly liquid flesh based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Matriarch would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the ways of thick thigh-crushing, along with having easily modifieable bodies, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood especially with modifications. With their abilities trash disposal and night in the backstreets, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough killing." [2023-07-28 20:32:19.002] PAPER: Litberries/(Sloan Underwood) wrote to paper: "Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, the Matriarch is objectively the most huggable Sweeper? - While her size is likely too much for most, she are capable of changing it with her adaptable body, albeit temporarily, so she can set themselves to the perfect size for you. - Along with that, she has a lot of warmth due to her extremely lively liquid flesh, making her undeniably comfortable to hug. - But that’s not all, she have a very respectable and special defense due to her liquified flesh, which means that she is likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage and physical damage. - Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to her while hugging her, and she won’t mind. She can make herself even more helpful with her large experience dealing with troubled sweepers, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again. - "