Round ID: 211219
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 8 minutes and 59.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.9%
    Total Population: 14

    Evacuation Rate: 4 (28.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 4 (28.6%)
    Survival Rate: 4 (28.6%)
    First Death: Chimera Lumen, Cook, at Kitchen (154,139,4). Damage taken: 0/49/23/137/0.
    Threat level: 50
    Threat left: 17
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -17 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
SHITE-115 (Played by: nianjiilical) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: Everybody on the station is playing an elaborate sci-fi fantasy game.
2: You are the Dungeon Master of the game.
3: Ensure that the game runs smoothly and that the players have fun.
4: Ensure that the number of casualties remains low.
5: You must roll a 1d20 die for every request the crew makes. If the outcome is below 12, the request is denied.
6: You may fudge the dice rolls to produce a more fun experience.
The traitors were:
Longestarmlonglaw was Ryan Miller the Head of Personnel and died

Ryan Miller was an MI13 agent.
(used 19 TC) [Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.][Polarized Contact Lenses (33% off!)
2 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.][Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.]

Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Auntie Biotic, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 563.83 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

The_beanboy was Dante Woodward the Chief Engineer and died as Ryan Miller

Dante Woodward was an MI13 agent.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 491.33 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Katomou was Pays-No-Attention the Paramedic and died

Pays-No-Attention was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal a reflector trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 514.29 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Edith124 was Samuel Digson the Shaft Miner and died

Samuel Digson was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 54 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.x2][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.][Power Fist
6 TC
The power-fist is a metal gauntlet with a built-in piston-ram powered by an external gas supply.Upon hitting a target, the piston-ram will extend forward to make contact for some serious damage. Using a wrench on the piston valve will allow you to tweak the amount of gas used per punch to deal extra damage and hit targets further. Use a screwdriver to take out any attached tanks.][Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Polarized Contact Lenses
3 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable.][Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.]

Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Coleco Vision, the Roboticist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 978.79 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Valiant_Truss was Tsar Pidor III the Clown and died

Tsar Pidor III was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 20 TC) [Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!]

Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 425.39 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Sloppy Moutthug was Jebediah Judge the Chemist and died

Jebediah Judge was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 36 TC) [Syndicate Surplus Crate
20 TC
A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. If the rumors are true, it will fill it's contents based on your current reputation. Get on that grind. Contents are sorted to always be worth 30 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.][Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules.x2]

Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Tsar Pidor III, the Clown. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 384.95 Reputation and 2 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: cookies, life, solar-powered
The code responses were: Keira Lee, auxiliary restrooms, the future, memes, evil
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 13187 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 941.929 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Dante Woodward with 1800 cr!