Suede Falcon was
Spoiler Alert the
Clown and
diedSpoiler Alert
was a corporate climber.(used 25 TC)
[Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x2]Objective #1: Steal the Captain's jetpack
Success!Objective #2: Prevent Pays-No-Attention, the Shaft Miner, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 572.51 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Bluefun was
Screaming the
Mime and
diedScreaming
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 60 TC)
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.x2][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.x2][Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.][Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.][Guide to Advanced Mimery Series
12 TC
The classical two part series on how to further hone your mime skills. Upon studying the series, the user should be able to make 3x1 invisible walls, and shoot bullets out of their fingers. Obviously only works for Mimes.][Slipocalypse Clusterbang
3 TC
A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario!][Syndicate Minibomb
6 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.][Bag of X-4 explosives
4 TC
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.]Objective #1: Assassinate Hudson Winton, the Chaplain.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Fulcrifera Vittata, the Medical Doctor.
Success!Objective #3: Die a glorious death.
Success!The traitor had a total of 1526.33 Reputation and 2 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!Stinkypickle was
Hudson Winton the
Chaplain and
diedHudson Winton
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun
Fail.Objective #2: Steal a reflector trenchcoat
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 285.33 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Medalis was
Pootywinkle the
Coroner and
survivedPootywinkle
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 17 TC)
[Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][Freedom Implant (60% off!)
2 TC
An implant injected into the body and later activated at the user's will. It will attempt to free the user from common restraints such as handcuffs. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.]Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Precious Breakman, the Security Officer.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor had a total of 285.2 Reputation and 3 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Edith124 was
Samuel Digson the
Roboticist and
survivedSamuel Digson
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 25 TC)
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Gloves of the North Star (75% off!)
2 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][Martial Arts Scroll
13 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.][Boxed Origami Kit
4 TC
This box contains a guide on how to craft masterful works of origami, allowing you to transform normal pieces of paper into perfectly aerodynamic (and potentially lethal) paper airplanes.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x3]Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct
Success!Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor had a total of 342.05 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: Joel Buttersworth, supermatter engine, imperfectThe code responses were: corpses, energy guns, Nodeeus-Terezeeus, masked