Round ID:
210754 Shift Duration:
57 minutes and 6.8 seconds Station Integrity:
99.5% Total Population:
77 Evacuation Rate:
32 (41.6%) (on emergency shuttle):
31 (40.3%) Survival Rate:
53 (68.8%) First Death:
Caroline Dupont, Unassigned Crewmember, at Theater (136,155,2). Damage taken: 240.6/0/0/0/0. Threat level: 38
Threat left: 4
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Wizard: -20 threat
Midround -
Space Pirates: -8 threat
Latejoin -
Heretic Smuggler: -6 threat
Major Malfunction (Played by: TurtleMountain)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
Major Malfunction's minions were:
S.M.A.R.T. (Played by: JumpJumpUp),
D4-G0N (Played by: TheSecutor1),
Vender Machineroid (Played by: vendingmachine)
Coffee (Played by: panzerkampfwaggen) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
- C0ld0n02 was Tidemaster Voiddeck the Space Pirate and died
- ToastGoats was Tidemaster Iondeck the Space Pirate and died
- Hoolny was Tidemaster Starbeard the Space Pirate and had their body destroyed
- ToastGoats was Tidemaster Starbeard the Space Pirate and died
- ToastGoats was Tidemaster Pulsarbilge the Space Pirate and died
- Blockaboo was Tidemaster Solarhook the Space Pirate and died
Loot stolen:
+12000 credits: Received 3000 cm3 of bananium., +2400 credits: Received 3000 cm3 of plasma., +1600 credits: Received 2 holochips.
Total loot value : 16000/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
Hgurhonggong was Ron Philip the Cargo Technician and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
Objective #1: Research at least 19 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Nightwatcher's Secret and Grasp of Ash
TildeTilter was Johnny Pivot the Bartender and survived
Objective #1: All patched up! Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!
Scriptis was slaughter demon the Slaughter Demon and survived
Objective #1: Kill everyone. Fail.
The Slaughter Demon has failed!
Hoolny was ash drake and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: You binge watch. Fail.
The Binge-watching Dragon has failed!
Townz was Magic And Shit the Wizard and survived
Grand Rituals completed: 3
Objective #1: Assassinate Daniel Donovan, the Station Engineer. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Magic And Shit used the following spells:
Ethereal Jaunt, Summon Item, Staff of Animation, Bottle of Blood, Fireball, Disable Tech
- Bluespace Artillery : Failed!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 47871 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 621.701 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Frobert Planter with 5101 cr!