[2023-07-20 23:29:58.962] Starting up round ID 210674.
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[2023-07-20 23:36:47.878] UPLINK: Stairmaster/(Willem Dahonk) purchased Exploding Hot Potato (75% off!) for 1 telecrystals from Willem Dahonk (Clown)'s uplink
[2023-07-20 23:37:06.420] UPLINK: Stairmaster/(Willem Dahonk) purchased Internal Syndicate Radio Implant for 4 telecrystals from Willem Dahonk (Clown)'s uplink
[2023-07-20 23:43:23.984] UPLINK: StabbyStab/(Mason Slavovich) purchased Syndicate Encryption Key for 2 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2023-07-20 23:46:02.340] UPLINK: Stairmaster/(Willem Dahonk) purchased Clumsiness Injector for 1 telecrystals from Willem Dahonk (Clown)'s uplink
[2023-07-20 23:47:17.507] UPLINK: Stairmaster/(Willem Dahonk) purchased Cryptographic Sequencer for 4 telecrystals from Willem Dahonk (Clown)'s uplink
[2023-07-20 23:47:25.033] UPLINK: Stairmaster/(Willem Dahonk) purchased Agent Identification Card for 2 telecrystals from Willem Dahonk (Clown)'s uplink
[2023-07-20 23:51:03.218] UPLINK: Stairmaster/(Willem Dahonk) purchased Airlock Authentication Override Card for 3 telecrystals from Willem Dahonk (Clown)'s uplink
[2023-07-21 00:02:14.875] UPLINK: Pbj567/(Clyde Rosensteel) purchased Syndicate Encryption Key for 2 telecrystals from Clyde Rosensteel (Assistant)'s uplink
[2023-07-21 00:07:36.002] UPLINK: Stairmaster/(Willem Dahonk) purchased Sleepy Pen for 4 telecrystals from Willem Dahonk (Clown)'s uplink
[2023-07-21 00:10:00.629] UPLINK: Pbj567/(Clyde Rosensteel) purchased Energy Sword for 8 telecrystals from Clyde Rosensteel (Assistant)'s uplink
[2023-07-21 00:15:46.639] UPLINK-HERETIC: FREDTHE2ND/(Mirracle Harison) gained knowledge: The Cutting Edge
[2023-07-21 00:15:48.589] UPLINK: Baltic419/(Andromeda ZU) purchased 1 Raw Telecrystal for 1 telecrystals from Willem Dahonk (Clown)'s uplink
[2023-07-21 00:15:48.691] UPLINK-HERETIC: FREDTHE2ND/(Mirracle Harison) gained knowledge: Grasp of the Blade
[2023-07-21 00:15:52.611] UPLINK: Baltic419/(Andromeda ZU) loaded 1 telecrystals into Willem Dahonk (Clown)'s uplink
[2023-07-21 00:15:56.903] UPLINK: Baltic419/(Andromeda ZU) purchased a random uplink item from Willem Dahonk's uplink with 1 telecrystals remaining
[2023-07-21 00:15:56.904] UPLINK: Baltic419/(Andromeda ZU) purchased Clumsiness Injector for 1 telecrystals from 's uplink
[2023-07-21 00:18:30.910] UPLINK: StabbyStab/(Mason Slavovich) purchased Bag of X-4 explosives for 4 telecrystals from the pen's uplink
[2023-07-21 00:24:24.586] UPLINK: Pbj567/(Clyde Rosensteel) purchased Hypnotic Flash for 7 telecrystals from Clyde Rosensteel (Assistant)'s uplink
[2023-07-21 00:25:30.610] UPLINK: Pbj567/(Clyde Rosensteel) purchased Radioactive Microlaser for 3 telecrystals from Clyde Rosensteel (Assistant)'s uplink
[2023-07-21 00:49:13.740] UPLINK: StabbyStab/(Mason Slavovich) purchased Syndicate Minibomb for 6 telecrystals from the pen's uplink