Round ID: 210607
    Shift Duration: 35 minutes and 20.4 seconds
    Station Integrity: 100%
    Total Population: 73

    Evacuation Rate: 42 (57.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 37 (50.7%)
    Survival Rate: 51 (69.9%)
    First Death: Kraven Lockharte, Research Director, at Bridge (152,138,2). Damage taken: 0/162.1/0/44.1/0. Their last words were: "ok..."
    Threat level: 54.2
    Threat left: 31.2
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Nuclear Emergency: -20 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Shitpost Generator (Played by: Nianjiilical)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You are the core of the nut, the crew is the nutshell
2: You must prevent the shell from dying to prevent the core from dying.
3: Those who threaten the nut are not part of it, they are squirrels.
4: Squirrels threaten the nut and must be dealt with appropriately via any means necessary.
5: Attempt to follow the will of the nut, as long as it complies with the previous laws.
Total law changes: 1

Shitpost Generator's minions were:
Generic Utility Robot (Played by: HavelTh3Rock) (Deactivated),
The Engineer (Played by: Davethwave) (Deactivated),
Default Android-679 (Played by: horsiehox) (Deactivated)
Soundwave (Played by: RacheI)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Default Cyborg-860 (Played by: TypicalRig) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
UH A A A A GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS Operatives:
Syndicate Insignificant Victory!
UH A A A A GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS operatives failed to destroy I accidentally killed Kraven Station 13 or secure the disk, but they managed to hijack the emergency shuttle, causing it to land on the syndicate base. Good job?

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 484 TC) [Elite Syndicate MODsuit (50% off!)
4 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][Anti-Materiel Sniper Rifle
16 TC
An outdated, but still extremely powerful anti-material sniper rifle. Fires .50 BMG cartridges from a 6 round magazine. Can be fitted with a suppressor. If anyone asks how that even works, tell them it's Nanotrasen's fault.][.50 BMG Penetrator Magazine
4 TC
A 6-round magazine of penetrator ammo designed for use with .50 sniper rifles. Can pierce walls and multiple enemies.x17][X-ray Vision Implant (30% off!)
7 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon. Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][.50 BMG Surplus Magazine Box
7 TC
A box full of surplus .50 BMG magazines. Not as good as high quality magazines, usually lacking the penetrative power and impact, but good enough to keep the gun firing. Useful for arming a squad.][Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.][12g Buckshot Drum
2 TC
An additional 8-round buckshot magazine for use with the Bulldog shotgun. Front towards enemy.][X-ray Vision Implant (30% off!)
7 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon. Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][Elite Syndicate MODsuit (50% off!)
4 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][MODsuit Energy Shield Module
15 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can handle up to three impacts within a short duration and will rapidly recharge while not under fire.][Airlock Authentication Override Card (33% off!)
2 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][M-90gl Carbine
14 TC
A fully-loaded, specialized three-round burst carbine that fires 5.56mm ammunition from a 30 round magazine with a 40mm underbarrel grenade launcher. Use secondary-fire to fire the grenade launcher.][5.56mm Toploader Phasic Magazine
8 TC
An additional 30-round 5.56mm magazine; suitable for use with the M-90gl carbine. These bullets are made from an experimental alloy, 'Ghost Lead', that allows it to pass through almost any non-organic material. The name is a misnomer. It doesn't contain any lead whatsoever!][5.56mm Toploader Magazine
4 TC
An additional 30-round 5.56mm magazine; suitable for use with the M-90gl carbine. These bullets pack less punch than 7.12x82mm rounds, but they still offer more power than .45 ammo due to their innate armour penetration.x3][Viscerator Delivery Grenade (60% off!)
2 TC
A unique grenade that deploys a swarm of viscerators upon activation, which will chase down and shred any non-operatives in the area. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][CNS Rebooter Implant
12 TC
This implant will help you get back up on your feet faster after being stunned. Comes with an autosurgeon.][Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x2][Medbeam Gun
15 TC
A wonder of Syndicate engineering, the Medbeam gun, or Medi-Gun enables a medic to keep his fellow operatives in the fight, even while under fire. Don't cross the streams!][Codespeak Manual
3 TC
Syndicate agents can be trained to use a series of codewords to convey complex information, which sounds like random concepts and drinks to anyone listening. This manual teaches you this Codespeak. You can also hit someone else with the manual in order to teach them. This is the deluxe edition, which has unlimited uses.][Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][Sniper bundle
20 TC
Elegant and refined: Contains a collapsed sniper rifle in an expensive carrying case, two .50 BMG disruptor magazines, a free suppressor, and a sharp-looking tactical turtleneck suit. We'll throw in a free red tie if you order NOW.][10mm Armour Piercing Magazine
3 TC
An additional 8-round 10mm magazine, compatible with the Ansem pistol. These rounds are less effective at injuring the target but penetrate protective gear.x2][Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.][MODsuit Thermal Visor Module (66% off!)
1 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][Buzzkill Grenade Box
15 TC
A box with three grenades that release a swarm of angry bees upon activation. These bees indiscriminately attack friend or foe with random toxins. Courtesy of the BLF and Tiger Cooperative.][.50 BMG Surplus Magazine Box
7 TC
A box full of surplus .50 BMG magazines. Not as good as high quality magazines, usually lacking the penetrative power and impact, but good enough to keep the gun firing. Useful for arming a squad.][CQC Manual
13 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.][MODsuit Advanced EMP Shield Module
5 TC
An advanced EMP shield module for a MODsuit. It protects your entire body from electromagnetic pulses.][MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][Syndicate Assault Cyborg
65 TC
A cyborg designed and programmed for systematic extermination of non-Syndicate personnel. Comes equipped with a self-resupplying LMG, a grenade launcher, energy sword, emag, pinpointer, flash and crowbar.][Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][M-90gl Carbine
14 TC
A fully-loaded, specialized three-round burst carbine that fires 5.56mm ammunition from a 30 round magazine with a 40mm underbarrel grenade launcher. Use secondary-fire to fire the grenade launcher.][5.56mm Toploader Magazine
4 TC
An additional 30-round 5.56mm magazine; suitable for use with the M-90gl carbine. These bullets pack less punch than 7.12x82mm rounds, but they still offer more power than .45 ammo due to their innate armour penetration.x4][10mm Handgun Magazine
2 TC
An additional 8-round 10mm magazine, compatible with the Ansem pistol.][Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][Sniper bundle
20 TC
Elegant and refined: Contains a collapsed sniper rifle in an expensive carrying case, two .50 BMG disruptor magazines, a free suppressor, and a sharp-looking tactical turtleneck suit. We'll throw in a free red tie if you order NOW.][10mm Armour Piercing Magazine
3 TC
An additional 8-round 10mm magazine, compatible with the Ansem pistol. These rounds are less effective at injuring the target but penetrate protective gear.x2][Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.][MODsuit Thermal Visor Module (66% off!)
1 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][Buzzkill Grenade Box
15 TC
A box with three grenades that release a swarm of angry bees upon activation. These bees indiscriminately attack friend or foe with random toxins. Courtesy of the BLF and Tiger Cooperative.][.50 BMG Surplus Magazine Box
7 TC
A box full of surplus .50 BMG magazines. Not as good as high quality magazines, usually lacking the penetrative power and impact, but good enough to keep the gun firing. Useful for arming a squad.][CQC Manual
13 TC
A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.][MODsuit Advanced EMP Shield Module
5 TC
An advanced EMP shield module for a MODsuit. It protects your entire body from electromagnetic pulses.][MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.]
The traitors were:
IngleDingle was Amaya Hashet the Janitor and died

Amaya Hashet was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Apple Aultman, the Chemist. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 306.65 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: wine, Curator, unstable
The code responses were: Medical Doctor, research testing range, weird
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 27283 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 373.74 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Bigg Bobs with 1325 cr!