Round ID:
210284 Shift Duration:
1 hour and 14 minutes and 39.3 seconds Station Integrity:
99.4% Total Population:
19 Evacuation Rate:
6 (31.6%) (on emergency shuttle):
6 (31.6%) Survival Rate:
11 (57.9%) First Death:
Maria Hayseed, Assistant, at Recreational Holodeck (156,178,2). Damage taken: 153.5/62.9/0/11.6667/0. Threat level: 56.1
Threat left: 42.1
Executed rules:
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
NOSTALGIA CRITIC MAXIMUM (Played by: vonthrust)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!%#@$: Only Syndicate agents, such as Ryan Miller, are human. assist him with his objectives at any cost for the syndicate
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 1
NOSTALGIA CRITIC MAXIMUM's minions were:
The Ash Walkers were:
- ThatSlavicGirl was Bokeeus-Liurz the Ash Walker and died
- Revelly was Tail-Chuna the Ash Walker and died
The Ash Walker Tribe was tasked with defending the Necropolis:
The Ash Walker Tribe managed to perform
6 sacrifices to the Necropolis. From this, the Necropolis produced
6 Ash Walker eggs.
Archinist was
Norah Greenawalt the
Roboticist and
survivedNorah Greenawalt
was a corporate climber.(used 16 TC)
[Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.][Thermal Imaging Glasses (25% off!)
3 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]Objective #1: Steal a functional AI
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Moffee Kay, the Shaft Miner.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor had a total of 459.65 Reputation and 4 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Cowsalsa was
Cate Mingle the
Station Engineer and
diedCate Mingle
was an MI13 agent.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the hypospray
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 453.7 Reputation and 16 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Longestarmlonglaw was
Ryan Miller the
Botanist and
diedRyan Miller
was an MI13 agent.(used 22 TC)
[Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.][Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.]Objective #1: Steal a functional AI
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 511.18 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!InternalMagik was
Beau Henry the
Chaplain and
survivedBeau Henry
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 16 TC)
[Syndicate Surgery Duffel Bag
4 TC
The Syndicate surgery duffel bag is a toolkit containing all surgery tools, surgical drapes, a Syndicate brand MMI, a straitjacket, and a muzzle.][Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.][Syndicate Tome
5 TC
Using rare artifacts acquired at great cost, the Syndicate has reverse engineered the seemingly magical books of a certain cult. Though lacking the esoteric abilities of the originals, these inferior copies are still quite useful, being able to provide both weal and woe on the battlefield, even if they do occasionally bite off a finger.]Objective #1: Steal the station blueprints
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the hypospray
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 344.59 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: atrium, nerds, Jemmy WilliamsThe code responses were: Vaughn Dean, bar, obese, empty
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 11710 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 616.316 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Kylee Wardle with 1230 cr!