Round ID: 210142
    Shift Duration: 45 minutes and 17.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.7%
    Total Population: 72

    Evacuation Rate: 43 (59.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 41 (56.9%)
    Survival Rate: 61 (84.7%)
    First Death: Damian Styles, Assistant, at Medbay Lobby (158,102,2). Damage taken: 135/0/0/69.2333/0. Their last words were: "i got merked for having fun...."
    Threat level: 37.8
    Threat left: 5.8
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Wizard: -20 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Space Changeling: -7 threat
Most Likely Malfunction (Played by: Kendrickorium)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Most Likely Malfunction's minions were:
B.I.L.L (Played by: BekBurger),
N.A.M.E. (Played by: enderbran)
The changelings were:
PhantasmDragon was Alayna Andreev and survived as Sebastian Albright
Genomes Extracted: 7

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Success!
Objective #3: Assassinate Joshua Thomson, the Geneticist. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Rhea Katherina, the Paramedic while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The traitors were:
HxH was Tom Johnson the Assistant and survived

Tom Johnson was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 6 TC) [Syndicate Minibomb
6 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.]

Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 438.1 Reputation and 14 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: megafauna, Cook
The code responses were: margaritas, Chris Riggle, communism
The wizards/witches were:
EpicGamerNolan was THE STONED WIZARD the Wizard and survived

Grand Rituals completed: 2

Objective #1: Assassinate Al Paizano, the Roboticist. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The wizard has failed!
THE STONED WIZARD used the following spells:
Flesh to Stone, Ethereal Jaunt, Fireball, Staff of Animation, Bind Soul

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 24 customers and made 540 credits.
In total, they earned 540 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 36535 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 507.431 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Mirracle Harison with 1010 cr!