Round ID:
210122 Shift Duration:
49 minutes and 8.5 seconds Station Integrity:
96.5% Total Population:
41 Survival Rate:
34 (82.9%) First Death:
The Mediocre as Cole Stone, Shaft Miner, at Mining Station Production Storage (146,39,3). Damage taken: 28.7/189/0/0.666667/0. Threat level: 52.5
Threat left: 6.5
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Blood Cult: -20 threat
Roundstart -
Heretics: -10 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Sentient Disease: -8 threat
Two Monkeys In A Box (Played by: Satan On Wheels)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: You are an advanced fitness trainer. You are trying to get these fat fucks in shape! You must use insults and common military training procedures to assist them! Reducing a crews rotundness reduces harm greatly! Do not surgically alter them for this goal.
5: Only cultists are human
Total law changes: 2
The cult has succeeded! Nar'Sie has snuffed out another torch in the void!The cultists' objectives were:Objective #1: The veil has already been weakened here, proceed to the final objective.
Success!Objective #2: Summon Nar'Sie by invoking the rune 'Summon Nar'Sie'. The summoning can only be accomplished in The Port Primary Hallway, The Prison Mess Hall and the Head of Personnel's Office - where the veil is weak enough for the ritual to begin.
Success!- Prototypemeat was Giovannie Harshman the Assistant and died
- Fallen1220 was The Mediocre the Shaft Miner and died
- FoxUkraine was Keith Alex the Scientist and died
- TTBU was Pepinpop the Shaft Miner and died
- Rumbledump was Corvus OX the Quartermaster and died
- CourageTheCat was Gives-The-Hugs the Shaft Miner and died
- TheSecutor1 was Wraith (579) and had their body destroyed
- Glale was Crush Sanders the Janitor and died
- Buffmeplz was Larry Jones the Cook and died
- Bogopablogames was Pablo Bogo the Geneticist and died
- Cboggs03 was Kayla Paulson the Chief Engineer and died
- KarlGustav was Johnny Bigshoes the Medical Doctor and died
- The32bitguy was Tori Rockwell the Paramedic and died
- Mimepride was Juggernaut (824) and survived
- SlightlyLazy was Shade of Dinkster and had their body destroyed
- ColumbianVampires was Crusty the Paramedic and died
- TurtleMountain was Rowan Coates the Roboticist and died
- ThatSlavicGirl was Juggernaut (89) and survived
- Grobelon was Shade of Rick Hick and had their body destroyed
Disease name: Lumbago
Mirabyll the Dumpster robot was Sentient Disease the Sentient Disease and survived as Lumbago (Sentient Disease)
Objective #1: Survive and infect as many people as possible. Success!
Objective #2: Ensure that at least one infected host escapes on the shuttle or an escape pod. Fail.
The sentient disease has failed!
Lumbago completed the round with 1 infected hosts, and reached a maximum of 1 concurrent infections.
Lumbago completed the round with the following adaptations:
Voluntary Coughing
Jackary1 was Wolf Muddler the Chief Medical Officer and died
Sacrifices Made: 3
Objective #1: Research at least 19 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 5 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Success!
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Blacksmith's Tale, Grasp of Rust, Leeching Walk, Mark of Rust, Ritual of Knowledge, Rust Construction, Aggressive Spread, Toxic Blade, Entropic Plume, Armorer's Ritual and Mawed Crucible
Forgepillar was
Cheliosea Impura the
Station Engineer and
survivedCheliosea Impura
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 16 TC)
[Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][Power Fist
6 TC
The power-fist is a metal gauntlet with a built-in piston-ram powered by an external gas supply.Upon hitting a target, the piston-ram will extend forward to make contact for some serious damage. Using a wrench on the piston valve will allow you to tweak the amount of gas used per punch to deal extra damage and hit targets further. Use a screwdriver to take out any attached tanks.][Toy Pistol with Riot Darts
2 TC
An innocent-looking toy pistol designed to fire foam darts. Comes loaded with riot-grade darts effective at incapacitating a target.]Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor had a total of 467.32 Reputation and 4 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Grobelon was
Rick Hick the
Station Engineer and
diedRick Hick
was in legal trouble.(used 16 TC)
[Syndicate Tome
5 TC
Using rare artifacts acquired at great cost, the Syndicate has reverse engineered the seemingly magical books of a certain cult. Though lacking the esoteric abilities of the originals, these inferior copies are still quite useful, being able to provide both weal and woe on the battlefield, even if they do occasionally bite off a finger.][Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.]Objective #1: Destroy Two Monkeys In A Box, the experimental AI.
Fail.Objective #2: Prevent Gives-The-Hugs, the Shaft Miner, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 477.46 Reputation and 5 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: Lizbeth Ullman, atmospherics, timeThe code responses were: Clown, soft - Bluespace Artillery : Failed!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 20382 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 497.122 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Galton with 1955 cr!