Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disk and killed the Honk Operatives
The syndicate operatives were:
- Excalibot was Monty Honk the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- Cutplays was Samuel Honk the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- The_beanboy was Braeden Honk the Clown Operative and had their body destroyed
- TTBU was Cayenne and died as Honk Operative #4
- Matthiaskrh was Nickolas Honk and had their body destroyed
(Syndicates used 356 TC) [
Hypnotic Grenade (50% off!)6 TC
A modified flashbang grenade able to hypnotize targets. The sound portion of the flashbang causes hallucinations, and will allow the flash to induce a hypnotic trance to viewers. Normally costs 12 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][
Codespeak Manual (66% off!)1 TC
Syndicate agents can be trained to use a series of codewords to convey complex information, which sounds like random concepts and drinks to anyone listening. This manual teaches you this Codespeak. You can also hit someone else with the manual in order to teach them. This is the deluxe edition, which has unlimited uses. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][
Banana Cream Pie Cannon10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!x2][
Stealth Implant8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.][
Elite Syndicate MODsuit8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][
MODsuit Energy Shield Module15 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can handle up to three impacts within a short duration and will rapidly recharge while not under fire.][
MODsuit Advanced EMP Shield Module5 TC
An advanced EMP shield module for a MODsuit. It protects your entire body from electromagnetic pulses.][
Clown Bomb15 TC
The Clown bomb is a hilarious device capable of massive pranks. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so.][
Syndicate Sentience Potion4 TC
A potion recovered at great risk by undercover Syndicate operatives and then subsequently modified with Syndicate technology. Using it will make any animal sentient, and bound to serve you, as well as implanting an internal radio for communication and an internal ID card for opening doors.][
Syndicate Jaws of Life (75% off!)1 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][
MODsuit Anti-Slip Module2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][
Energy Dagger2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.][
Bananium Energy Sword3 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it.][
Clown Reinforcements20 TC
Call in an additional clown to share the fun, equipped with full starting gear, but no telecrystals.x2][
Experimental Syndicate Teleporter8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.][
Bananium Energy Shield16 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.][
Thermal Imaging Glasses4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.][
Cryptographic Sequencer4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Assault Pod Targeting Device30 TC
Use this to select the landing zone of your assault pod.][
Hypnotic Grenade (50% off!)6 TC
A modified flashbang grenade able to hypnotize targets. The sound portion of the flashbang causes hallucinations, and will allow the flash to induce a hypnotic trance to viewers. Normally costs 12 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][
Uplink Implant4 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. Has no telecrystals and must be charged by the use of physical telecrystals. Undetectable (except via surgery), and excellent for escaping confinement.][
Banana Cream Pie Cannon10 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!][
Elite Syndicate MODsuit8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][
MODsuit Energy Shield Module15 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can handle up to three impacts within a short duration and will rapidly recharge while not under fire.][
Dark H.O.N.K.80 TC
A clown combat mech equipped with bombanana peel and tearstache grenade launchers, as well as the ubiquitous HoNkER BlAsT 5000.][
Elite Syndicate MODsuit8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][
Bananium Energy Sword3 TC
An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it.x2][
Toy Machine Gun10 TC
A fully-loaded Donksoft belt-fed machine gun. This weapon has a massive 50-round magazine of devastating riot grade darts, that can briefly incapacitate someone in just one volley.][
Box of Riot Darts2 TC
A box of 40 Donksoft riot darts, for reloading any compatible foam dart magazine. Don't forget to share!][
Clown Bomb15 TC
The Clown bomb is a hilarious device capable of massive pranks. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so.]
