Round ID:
209629 Shift Duration:
1 hour and 9 minutes and 12.1 seconds Station Integrity:
100% Total Population:
39 Evacuation Rate:
23 (59%) (on emergency shuttle):
22 (56.4%) Survival Rate:
33 (84.6%) First Death:
Jack Holmes, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (115,198,3). Damage taken: 60.1/104/0/67.1/0. Their last words were: "G..." Threat level: 43.3
Threat left: 19.3
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Traitors: -8 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Midround -
Sentient Disease: -8 threat
Soundwave (Played by: TurtleMountain)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
Soundwave's minions were:
Rust (Played by: letmeenter),
Engineering Cyborg-538 (Played by: Unknown user 2778)
Disease name: Ohhh Shit Time To Kill People
Jackary1 was Sentient Disease the Sentient Disease and survived as Ohhh Shit Time To Kill People (Sentient Disease)
Objective #1: Survive and infect as many people as possible. Success!
Objective #2: Ensure that at least one infected host escapes on the shuttle or an escape pod. Success!
The sentient disease was successful!
Ohhh Shit Time To Kill People completed the round with 10 infected hosts, and reached a maximum of 15 concurrent infections.
Ohhh Shit Time To Kill People completed the round with the following adaptations:
Voluntary Coughing, Cough, Secrete Infection, Voluntary Sneezing, Chills, Sneezing, Choking
Rambo66872 was
Ed Foster the
Assistant and
had their body destroyedEd Foster
was an MI13 agent.(used 41 TC)
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Holoparasites
18 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host.][Suppressor
3 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.][Disable Telecomms
4 TC
When purchased, a virus will be uploaded to the telecommunication processing servers to temporarily disable themselves.][Trigger Stationwide Blackout
6 TC
When purchased, a virus will be uploaded to the engineering processing servers to force a routine power grid check, forcing all APCs on the station to be temporarily disabled.][Syndicate Bomb (54% off!)
5 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives. Normally costs 11 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.]Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Kassidy Gobbles, the Station Engineer.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 731.55 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!TrashVan was
Trevor Santif the
Assistant and
survivedTrevor Santif
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 16 TC)
[Smuggler's Satchel
1 TC
This satchel is thin enough to be hidden in the gap between plating and tiling; great for stashing your stolen goods. Comes with a crowbar, a floor tile and some contraband inside.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.]Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor had a total of 679.46 Reputation and 4 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Jimmyl was
Jebediah Garry the
Station Engineer and
had their body destroyedJebediah Garry
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal
Fail.Objective #2: Prevent Ilya Volyova, the Medical Doctor, from escaping alive.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 675.19 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: white russians, crowbars, unidentifiedThe code responses were: lotsa spaghetti, nude, soft
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 18550 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 475.641 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Dink Dinkleberg with 1051 cr!