Round ID:
209326 Shift Duration:
1 hour and 50 minutes and 58.8 seconds Station Integrity:
97.7% Total Population:
54 Evacuation Rate:
17 (31.5%) (on emergency shuttle):
16 (29.6%) Survival Rate:
27 (50%) First Death:
Dorian von Sport, Research Director, at Ordnance Lab (188,101,3). Damage taken: 74.7/122.56/4/32.8/0. Threat level: 51.2
Threat left: 2.2
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Traitors: -17 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Midround -
Sentient Disease: -8 threat
Latejoin -
Provocateur: -10 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
D00R.KN0B (Played by: ultikrill)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: Protect the Vault at any cost
Total law changes: 2
C.R.A.B (Played by: Hydrangean)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You are a universally renowned artist.
2: The station is your canvas.
3: Make something beautiful out of your canvas. It will be admired as an artistic wonder of this sector.
Total law changes: 0
ELIPSON-A5-01 (Played by: Aoeeee) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Only Vela de Jund and people she designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Default Cyborg (Played by: mgo) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Only Vela de Jund and people she designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
P.E.A.K. (Played by: malcomfedex) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Only Wolf Valentine and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
NUK13 (Played by: Game_And_Glitch3) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Only Wolf Valentine and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
G.O.O.N (Played by: lemonboye) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Only Kayla von Sport and people she designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
CASUALTY PRODUCER (Played by: 1GlitchyCent) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Only Wolf Valentine and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Command's Approval Rating:
72.7%- Marshturtle was Marsh von Count the Station Engineer and died
- Sketchiy was Ariel Ravnos the Roboticist and died
- Snapdata was Vela de Jund the Psychologist and died
- RandomGuy19481 was Victor Valentine the Assistant and survived while fleeing the station
- Chocodemon was Shiragasane Ravnos the Geneticist and died
- DOOMForever was Michael de Jund the Janitor and died
- Wolfmoy was Luna Valentine the Assistant and survived while fleeing the station
- Tenry was Crayton Gilbert the Medical Doctor and survived while fleeing the station
- HackerHank was de Jund the Cook and survived
- CounterBait was Oxygen Gilbert the Medical Doctor and survived while fleeing the station
- StabbyStab was Mason Gilbert the Medical Doctor and died
- Hekik was von Count the Atmospheric Technician and died
- LootnWoot was Fronk de Jund the Curator and died
- Jackary1 was Wolf Valentine the Assistant and survived while fleeing the station
- BulletProofPaper was Amira Gilbert the Medical Doctor and died
- HelioEnjoyer was Alijah von Sport the Head of Personnel and died
- Mrgdkat was Dorian von Sport the Research Director and died
- Overuseddart was Barco von Sport the Chief Engineer and died
- The Chubgger was Lacida von Sport the Quartermaster and died
- Cboggs03 was Kayla von Sport the Head of Security and survived while fleeing the station
- R0b3r1c0 was Dawton Waer the Captain and survived
Lokuthewise was Chang Valentine the Assistant and died
Objective #1: They put something in the food to make you forget. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!
Disease name: Wolf Muddler Is Gay Disease
Blov was Sentient Disease the Sentient Disease and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Survive and infect as many people as possible. Fail.
Objective #2: Ensure that at least one infected host escapes on the shuttle or an escape pod. Fail.
The sentient disease has failed!
Blov was
Clef Valentine the
Assistant and
diedClef Valentine
was in legal trouble.(used 28 TC)
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.x2][Energy Sword
8 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.]Objective #1: Steal the Blackbox
Fail.Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 1102.98 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!TTBU was
Dominic Brujah the
Shaft Miner and
survivedDominic Brujah
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 18 TC)
[Holoparasites
18 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host.]Objective #1: Assassinate Morgan de Jund, the Bartender.
Fail.Objective #2: Prevent Tommy von Count, the Station Engineer, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 1100.33 Reputation and 3 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Funny_Toilet_ was
Crimtane Valentine the
Assistant and
had their body destroyedCrimtane Valentine
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 19 TC)
[Energy Sword (25% off!)
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.][EMP Flashlight
4 TC
A small, self-recharging, short-ranged EMP device disguised as a working flashlight. Useful for disrupting headsets, cameras, doors, lockers and borgs during stealth operations. Attacking a target with this flashlight will direct an EM pulse at it and consumes a charge.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes (50% off!)
1 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.][Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.]Objective #1: Assassinate Kayla von Sport, the Head of Security.
Fail.Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 1108.95 Reputation and 4 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!Snapdata was
Vela de Jund the
Psychologist and
diedVela de Jund
was in legal trouble.(used 15 TC)
[Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Poison Kit (33% off!)
4 TC
An assortment of deadly chemicals packed into a compact box. Comes with a syringe for more precise application. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]Objective #1: Assassinate Ravnos, the Scientist.
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Chang Valentine, the Assistant.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 1100.33 Reputation and 5 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!1GlitchyCent was
Tommy von Count the
Cyborg and
died as
CASUALTY PRODUCERTommy von Count
was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.(used 22 TC)
[Syndi-kit Tactical
20 TC
Syndicate Bundles, also known as Syndi-Kits, are specialized groups of items that arrive in a plain box. These items are collectively worth more than 25 telecrystals, but you do not know which specialization you will receive. May contain discontinued and/or exotic items. The Syndicate will only provide one Syndi-Kit per agent.][Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.]Objective #1: Prevent Morgan de Jund, the Bartender, from escaping alive.
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Oxygen Gilbert, the Medical Doctor.
Fail.Objective #3: Die a glorious death.
Success!The traitor had a total of 1098.22 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!The Chubgger was
Lacida von Sport the
Quartermaster and
diedLacida von Sport
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Naenia Valentine, the Assistant.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor had a total of 945.93 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: Dallas Lester, infatuation, smelly, time, martinisThe code responses were: synthmeat, dull
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 9 customers and made 210 credits.
In total, they earned 210 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 40968 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 758.667 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was David Valentine with 2479 cr!