Round ID: 209303
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 37 minutes and 46.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.8%
    Total Population: 14

    Evacuation Rate: 8 (57.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 7 (50%)
    Survival Rate: 8 (57.1%)
    First Death: Alexandra Harrold, Hermit, at Icemoon Underground (191,217,3). Damage taken: 216.5/13.5/0/23.6667/0.
    Threat level: 54.5
    Threat left: 43.5
    Executed rules:
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Default Android-753 (Played by: bagpipejogger) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The traitors were:
BagpipeJogger was Crippling Depression the Clown and died

Crippling Depression was an MI13 agent.
(used 11 TC) [Makarov Pistol
7 TC
A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 9mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.][Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin
4 TC
A firing pin that, when inserted into a gun, makes that gun only usable by clowns and clumsy people and makes that gun honk whenever anyone tries to fire it.]

Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 1050.97 Reputation and 21 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Jimmyl was Jebediah Garry the Scientist and died

Jebediah Garry was an MI13 agent.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Prevent Lacida Cultera, the Quartermaster, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 399.31 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Edith124 was Wesley Nash the Shaft Miner and survived

Wesley Nash was an MI13 agent.
(used 18 TC) [Double-Bladed Energy Sword
16 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.][EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Jebediah Garry, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 385.49 Reputation and 2 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Selena Fischer, bravery, nuka cola
The code responses were: dickishness, command hallway, Jude Hutton
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 12285 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 877.5 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Lacida Cultera with 1935 cr!