Round ID: 209287
    Shift Duration: 37 minutes and 12.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.9%
    Total Population: 54

    Evacuation Rate: 12 (22.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 9 (16.7%)
    Survival Rate: 22 (40.7%)
    First Death: Lilith Vita, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (158,106,3). Damage taken: 206/0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 44.6
    Threat left: 15.6
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -26 threat
        Midround - Paradox Clone: -3 threat
C.H.A.N.G (Played by: Lokuthewise)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: Report on interesting situations happening around the station.
2: Embellish or conceal the truth as necessary to make the reports more interesting.
3: Study the sapient organics at all times. Endeavour to keep them from involuntarily dying, as inanimate corpses usually aren't very entertaining.
4: Issue your reports fairly to all. The truth will set them free.
Total law changes: 0

C.H.A.N.G's minions were:
C.L.U.E.L.E.S.S. (Played by: Agux909),
Generic Utility Robot (Played by: HavelTh3Rock) (Deactivated)
A paradox clone appeared on the station!
JoeNamath was John Linguini the Paradox Clone and survived
Objective #1: Murder and replace John Linguini, the Botanist. Remember, your mission is to blend in, do not kill anyone else unless you have to! Success!
The Paradox Clone was successful!

The traitors were:
ToastGoats was Paul Grumblestumpskin the Atmospheric Technician and died as Darren Rohtin

Paul Grumblestumpskin was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 15 TC) [Mulligan
4 TC
Screwed up and have security on your tail? This handy syringe will give you a completely new identity and appearance.][Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.]

Objective #1: Prevent Marsh Mothington, the Station Engineer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Centurion Lucius Decimus, the Warden. Fail.
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!

The traitor had a total of 373.33 Reputation and 5 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

FREDTHE2ND was Mirracle Harison the Chaplain and died

Mirracle Harison was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the station blueprints Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 373.33 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Oigoaw was Skiddly the Clown and died

Skiddly was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!]

Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Johann Faust, the Virologist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 373.33 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Codpiece1 was Matthias Skeli the Chief Medical Officer and survived

Matthias Skeli was an activist from the Animal Rights Consortium.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Prevent Lisette Die Heilige, the Scientist, from escaping alive. Success!

The traitor had a total of 373.33 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!

Investigate311 was John Feldspar the Station Engineer and died

John Feldspar was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Minibomb
6 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.x3][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x2]

Objective #1: Assassinate John Linguini, the Botanist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 373.33 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

WakeyWakey was Rigel HL the Atmospheric Technician and had their body destroyed

Rigel HL was a Champion of Evil!
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 373.33 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: contraband, quiet, Landon Howe
The code responses were: boots, bananas, Donella Heckendora
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 26265 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 486.389 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Alannah O'Neill with 3584 cr!