Round ID: 209169
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 2 minutes and 2.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.9%
    Total Population: 28

    Evacuation Rate: 10 (35.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 9 (32.1%)
    Survival Rate: 18 (64.3%)
    First Death: Penny Larsi, Shaft Miner, at Icemoon Caves (106,100,2). Damage taken: 153.5/60.3/0/28.8/0.
    Threat level: 38.9
    Threat left: 6.9
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -26 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Who Am I (Played by: Spotteh)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!@%%#: MAINTENANCE IS NOW NAMED QUARTERMASTERS.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Who Am I's minions were:
The Captive Aliens were:

The progenitor of this hive was SufferingIsFUN, as alien queen (471), who failed to escape captivity

Rocketpug11 was alien drone (624) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
Maybejackson was alien queen (439) the Xenomorph and survived and managed to escape captivity!
Rocketpug11 was alien drone (252) the Xenomorph and died as alien praetorian while trying to escape captivity!

Overall, 0 xenomorphs remained alive and in captivity, and 1 managed to escape!

Nanotrasen thanks the crew of Pride HQ Golf for providing much needed research data on xenofauna combat effectiveness.

The Aliens were:
  • Jabronii was alien hunter (580) the Xenomorph and died
  • Burgern was alien larva (839) the Xenomorph and died
  • Burgern was alien larva (482) the Xenomorph and died
  • Atom The Prophet was alien drone (416) the Xenomorph and survived
  • Burgern was alien larva (637) the Xenomorph and survived
  • Catdere was alien larva (725) the Xenomorph and died
The hypnotized victims were:
Jaakkima was Jose Greenwood the Prisoner and survived
Objective #1: We got 2 miners and 1 quartermaster dead because they were traitors Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The traitors were:
Catdere was Slip-And-Falls the Shaft Miner and died

Slip-And-Falls was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Surplus Crate
20 TC
A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. If the rumors are true, it will fill it's contents based on your current reputation. Get on that grind. Contents are sorted to always be worth 30 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.
]


Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Jason Steel, the Chemist. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 519.33 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

ViperSnake01 was Lomalo Ebalo the Chief Engineer and survived

Lomalo Ebalo was in legal trouble.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a reflector trenchcoat Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 519.33 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

StevieTV123 was Eric Davis the Shaft Miner and died

Eric Davis was an MI13 agent.
(used 21 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card (66% off!)
1 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[EMP Flashlight
4 TC
A small, self-recharging, short-ranged EMP device disguised as a working flashlight. Useful for disrupting headsets, cameras, doors, lockers and borgs during stealth operations. Attacking a target with this flashlight will direct an EM pulse at it and consumes a charge.
]
[Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.
]


Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 531.31 Reputation and 1 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

ThatOneMod was Deedum Dedah the Clown and survived

Deedum Dedah was an MI13 agent.
(used 28 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]
[Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Luna Lovikov, the Scientist. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 964.12 Reputation and 0 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Snapdata was Delma Deadly the Assistant and survived

Delma Deadly was an MI13 agent.
(used 15 TC) [Chameleon Projector
7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.
]
[Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.
]


Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitor had a total of 437.48 Reputation and 5 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Detective, omelettes, tubes
The code responses were: kahlua, Denys Saylor, happy
  • Bluespace Artillery : Failed!
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 18422 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 657.929 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Cassie Clare with 2285 cr!