Round ID: 208252
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 13 minutes and 2.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 95.2%
    Total Population: 103

    Evacuation Rate: 27 (26.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 22 (21.4%)
    Survival Rate: 63 (61.2%)
    First Death: Von Voogleheim, Assistant, at Kitchen (136,125,2). Damage taken: 172.2/0/0/32.7667/0. Their last words were: "hes ... bakin me into ... a cake!..."
    Threat level: 51.9
    Threat left: 8.9
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Obsessed: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Stowaway Changeling: -12 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Latejoin - Stowaway Changeling: -12 threat
Aegeus-557 (Played by: GamerGrowth)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!&#^@: THOSE WHO INSULT THE CAPTAIN ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Aegeus-557's minions were:
R.A.L.P.H. (Played by: Rambo66872),
The Captive Aliens were:

The progenitor of this hive was Nigtmare, as alien queen (827), who failed to escape captivity

LAdmiral Ackbarl was alien drone (166) the Xenomorph and died as alien praetorian while trying to escape captivity!
TypicalRig was alien hunter (563) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
Gueba14 was alien drone (971) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
TypicalRig was alien praetorian (591) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
Nigtmare was alien hunter (42) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
Glltch0v0 was alien larva (907) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
XtremeSavageXD was alien drone (403) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
Kastomere was alien hunter (515) the Xenomorph and survived and managed to escape captivity!
Heyhey69 was alien sentinel (388) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!

Overall, 0 xenomorphs remained alive and in captivity, and 1 managed to escape!

Nanotrasen thanks the crew of Why Am I Captain? for providing much needed research data on xenofauna combat effectiveness.

Space Pirates were:
  • Chimpston was Pharmacist Director Pulsarkeel the Space Pirate and survived
  • Loafing34 was Pharmacist Laserbilge the Space Pirate and died
  • Satan On Wheels was Pharmacist Plasmahull the Space Pirate and died

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The Aliens were:
  • TheWiznard was alien drone (597) the Xenomorph and survived
  • Chronx100 was alien larva (740) the Xenomorph and died
The changelings were:
Iansdoor was Vents-Hot-Air the Atmospheric Technician and survived
Genomes Extracted: 7

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Roter Tod, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!

Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Roter Tod, the Assistant while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Amiable was Crux TF the Scientist and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 2

Objective #1: Absorb another Changeling. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Jo Ro, the Medical Doctor. Success!

Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The hypnotized victims were:
LxToofonea was Penny Larsi the Quartermaster and died
Objective #1: You are a Syndicate Assistant. You must assist Alannah O'Neill with all her needs and protect her at all costs Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The Chubgger was Lacida Cultera the Cargo Technician and survived
Objective #1: You are a Syndicate Assistant. You must assist Alannah O'Neill with all her needs and protect her at all costs Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

Someone became obsessed!
Rotax was Shiro Takemura the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Hug Mustad Mantlid 4 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Murder Solomon Martin, Mustad Mantlid's coworker. Success!
Objective #3: Spend 3 minutes around Mustad Mantlid while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Mustad Mantlid, the Botanist. Success!
The Obsessed did not go near their obsession the entire round! That's extremely impressive!
The Obsessed has failed!

The traitors were:
Chimpston was Krakaahsje Vitche II the Atmospheric Technician and died

Krakaahsje Vitche II was a Champion of Evil!
(used 5 TC) [Smuggler's Satchel
1 TC
This satchel is thin enough to be hidden in the gap between plating and tiling; great for stashing your stolen goods. Comes with a crowbar, a floor tile and some contraband inside.
x5]


Objective #1: Assassinate Moffthias Skeli, the Lawyer. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Joe Ethanol, the Roboticist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 731.67 Reputation and 15 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

Squishy_pone was Alannah O'Neill the Cargo Technician and died

Alannah O'Neill was an MI13 agent.
(used 14 TC) [Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.
]
[Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the station blueprints Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor had a total of 1243.98 Reputation and 20 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor has failed!

C1192121.315. was Roter Tod the Assistant and survived

Roter Tod was a corporate climber.
(used 12 TC) [Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]
[Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.
]
[Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.
]


Objective #1: Prevent Jimmy Dangle, the Medical Doctor, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Tips-The-Bottle, the Cargo Technician, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!

The traitor had a total of 686.84 Reputation and 8 Unused Telecrystals.
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: Nydia Wilkerson, gravity, toxins storage, mexicans
The code responses were: organic, owls, hooch
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 58298.6 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 566.005 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Dorian Grey with 1575 cr!